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joneskind, in Spread Kindness ❤️
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That kinda work though.

If I read out loud the first word, I say « me »

NENathaniel, in Useless messenger
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Meta consistently proves itself incompetent

joneskind, in I have a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.
@joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

I have a philatelist joke, but I can’t post it yet

Mouselemming, in I have a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.

I have an education joke but it requires more testing.

casmael,

I have an education joke as well but sadly it’s been removed due to budget cutbacks

MonsieurArchi, in What's up, my fellow trees?

How do you do my fellow leaves?

Darken, in Useless messenger
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Whatsapp is apple of chat apps

They feel so proud when they add the feature that telegram had since 1932

shasta, in Spread Kindness ❤️

You sure are full of yourself

Siegfried, in How did this break rule 1? Did you just not read the 2nd panel?

I would like people making this difference with every nation and not just the one or two sainted ones.

onlooker, in What's up, my fellow trees?
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Oooh, it’s an antenna. For a moment I wasn’t really sure why someone would go through the trouble of making a fake tree.

Num10ck, in What's up, my fellow trees?

i wonder what we would come up with if there was a contest to design a beautiful cell tower. a giant tulip? space needle? treehouse? inconvenience store? a blinky scroll tower?

explodicle,

I like them just the way they are and wish they would stop wearing tower makeup all the time.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Penis.

10_0, in Spread Kindness ❤️

Me!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It pretty clearly says me.

10_0,

You are unlovable it says me!

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Dad?

voracitude, in True story: I left an entire pizza in a closed box unattended for 20 mins, I returned to seagull Hunger Games and no pizza

What possible reason could there be for leaving food you intend to eat unattended in public? Do you do that often? Where do you live that you can trust it wouldn’t be taken or otherwise fucked with in that time?

Custoslibera,

It’s pretty common beach etiquette in my country.

I left my wallet and phone next to the pizza (in a bag, they weren’t visible), if people were going to take the pizza it’s likely they’d take the actual valuable stuff first.

May also help to know the beach I was at was in the wealthiest sub in my city. Petty crime is pretty uncommon at any beach though. People leave valuables while they go swimming all the time.

IndefiniteBen, in I have a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.

I have a resolution joke, but I can’t read it.

ElectricCattleman, in I have a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.

I have a recursion joke. Re-read this for the punchline.

frauddogg, in Zionism isn't Judaism
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Hm. Sub-zero for objective truth; the colonizing genocide-enthusiasts must’ve been through here already.

Settler malding brought to you by:

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