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NocturnalEngineer, in elevator

But now all I want to do is turn off the light switch.

I crave the chaos.

hunter2, in time to code

I don’t drink coffee. You can imagine my day.

mo_lave, in "OpenAI Staff Threaten to Quit Unless Board Resigns"

I’m more sympathetic with the (non-profit) board this time. Sam Altman feels like bad news to OpenAI, really. It’s more like the workers rally behind Sam Altman because they can get fat paychecks and bail out once the enshittification intensifies.

verdare, in The most secure OS named windows

What do you mean by “most Windows programs running as root?” I don’t think that’s accurate, unless you’ve disabled UAC.

beefcat,

OP still uses Windows XP.

TheBig2023Meltdown, in elevator

May aswell be a big red button saying “DO NOT PRESS”

seitanic,
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If you’re going to make “as well” into one word, why not add “may”, too? Mayaswell!

ForestOrca,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

May Aswell, who is she?

jaybone,

May Asswell, best anal in town.

blanketswithsmallpox,

All you fuckers who press big red buttons in weird places need to stop. They’re usually emergency shutoffs for gas powered appliances. Maintenance and logistics people everywhere thank you for your service lol.

FauxPseudo,
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

*candy apple red button

CaptainBlagbird, in elevator
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Comments in my code be like:

Karyoplasma,

Just don’t comment your code. Problem solved.

CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Coincidentally today I am wearing my /* No Comment */ shirt xD

averagedrunk,

following code does nothing, but if removed the whole program crashes

-Me, circa 2011

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

Have you found what it does?

Alexstarfire,

More magic

averagedrunk,

That has been my favorite hacker lore story since I first heard it decades ago.

averagedrunk,

Absolutely not. I left that job not long after. It officially became someone else’s problem.

I assume they’re not using it anymore. The company was purchased last year so I have to think that they have problems with other code that makes no sense.

AngryCommieKender,

Legacy spaghetti code gets used for too often in my experience.

averagedrunk,

Agreed.

Theoretically they could still be using it, but it’s pretty doubtful. It was just a GUI to run a set of scripts for an old set of programs that should have been retired before XP came out.

I was at an MSP at the time. One of our customers had stuff that wouldn’t install on anything after Win98, was looking for a bunch of hardware that no longer exists, and all the associated DLLs had to be registered manually. I created it because I was tired of doing it all by hand.

My assumption would be the guys who were there at the same time as me used it (I know they did actually), but a year after I left the whole bullpen turned over and I doubt they used it after that. They lost a pile of clients. Even if that hadn’t happened, if they’re still supporting 25 year old software with 15 year old scripts run by a 12 year old and poorly hacked together front end by a guy who was definitely not a programmer at the time (and barely is now) then they get whatever they deserve.

beefcat, (edited ) in The most secure OS named windows

most windows programs haven’t run as root in over a decade.

a program only runs as “root” in one of three situations:

  1. The app manifest says it is a requirement.
  2. The executable does not have an app manifest and has the “Run as Administrator” compatibility flag (only applies to apps built for XP or older).
  3. The user manually invokes the program with super user permissions (right click and “Run as Administrator", or manually set the above compatibility flag).
socsa, (edited )

There are still far too many system components which run with spooky elevated privileges. Don’t believe me? Try nuking permissions on Windows update or activation nagware, disconnect from the internet and see how long those changes persist. Sometimes it is a few reboots.

This is a fundamentally insecure security framework, which no amount of glue or sandboxing can fix.

beefcat,

how would you expect something like windows update to function without elevated privileges?

activation nagware

what?

lugal, in elevator

I wouldn’t want to switch off the elevator anyway

kn33, in Once a week every week

It definitely takes me more than 15 minutes

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah and even if it doesn’t, it definitely feels like it does

TimeSquirrel, (edited ) in elevator
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Onboard the ISS: "Please do not turn off the coffee maker. It also operates the CO2 scrubbers."

kirby, (edited ) in Rechen-Zentrum

Explanation for non-German speakers: ‘Rechen’ can mean ‘rake’ or ‘computing’ and rechenzentrum is a datacenter

burntbutterbiscuits, in elevator

This doesn’t seem like a good solution to me. Like, even just superglueing the switch on and then covering it with duct tape would seem safer to me.

stebo02, in Once a week every week
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tbh that’s the most awful way to spend 15 minutes

Designate6361, in The most secure OS named windows

Pretty most of the people i know who work in IT are all just using Defender now, i have even stopped paying for AV and just use defender out of the box. Unless you are doing something that exposes you to risk there really is no use to use anything other than defender. In saying that enterprise or businesses environment i would still say 100% have something other than defender in place.

wrath_of_grunge,
@wrath_of_grunge@kbin.social avatar

i'm one of those people. haven't used anything other than Windows Defender for over a decade at this point.

ivanafterall, in Pfff, HTML
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

AND! A little CSS.

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