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JokeDeity, in In Germany we say "Arbeitnehmerrechte" and I think that's beautiful

Did Elon Musk make the top image? Fuck any store in the US that was open Thursday or had crazy long hours Friday, and DOUBLE fuck you if you went to one.

Touching_Grass, (edited ) in No I won't feel bad about having ad blockers

What about Mr beast and moist critikal how will they feed their children. Think of the YouTube’s you monster.

Look at moist consuming his once a day meal.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7c6fcf5f-11ae-4de4-b9ca-448fa34a5e91.jpeg

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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The other day I saw a video from Emkay, one of the largest “Reddit commentary/reaction” content farm channels where they just steal the top voted posts from Reddit and read them out, going as far as to censor even the lightest swear words with stupid pop culture sound effects until the post is utterly soulless to avoid demonetization, zero credit to the original creator and no linkback in the description or anything. And surprise surprise one of the narrators flat out said “YouTube blocking adblockers is great because we get more revenue!”

If that isn’t a self aware wolf moment I don’t know what is.

craftyindividual, in Flirting

Looks like they spent the knight together.

Armand1, in Chances are never zero.

This looks like my old student accommodation

FlyingSquid, in Chances are never zero.
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HerbalGamer, in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down
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…what’s been going on this time?

FlyingSquid,
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A (probably drunk) guy at the Canadian-US border slammed his Bentley into a barrier after speeding up for some reason and his car exploded. Republicans decided it was a major terrorist attack and we should close the entire U.S. Canadian border and an Iranian passport was found near the car and all kinds of stupid nonsense.

HerbalGamer,
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got it, thanks.

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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It’s almost like North America’s rampant and unmitigaed car dependency with almost no viable alternative modes of transport is responsible for more death and suffering than terrorism!

FlyingSquid,
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I’m certainly not worried about the Islamic terrorism that they were fearmongering about. I am worried about one of their fans committing a terrorist act.

Facebones,

Especially since the US is all in on supporting “when they slap you on one cheek, genocide them on the other”

GrammatonCleric, in They're basically the same right?
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Replace “language” with “mythology” and this works

datendefekt, in I am depressed guys
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Whoah, was he always that bloated?

Fuck_u_spez_,

That’s not just bloating, that looks like liver distension.

Cranakis,

Let’s hope so. Also, hope it hurts him constantly.

promitheas, (edited ) in They're basically the same right?
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Greek is nothing like Latin.

Greek is my first language and Ive (tried to) read Latin, unsuccessfully, meaning no words maake sense to me when I view them from the perspective of “this word could have this greek word as a root”

Edit: This should hopefully put a rest to this discussion

Schrolli97,

Arent ancient and modern Greek pretty different though?

promitheas,
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Yes, but you can for the most part understand ancient greek if you know greek. Ancient greek and greek are similar enough for that. Greek and latin are not.

TrickDacy,
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Yeah, after about 1000 years even the exact same language normally will change so much that it’s not understandable to speakers on opposing sides of that divide. I can’t read much German, but in reality German and English are very related and with some explanation one can see it pretty clearly. I agree with your sentiment I think, but “nothing like” is pretty absolute.

SwingingTheLamp, in Get Bread Get Dead

Seriously. Jeff Bezos got super-rich by literally being bad at his job.

Omega_Haxors,

Failing upwards

Johanno,

How?

SwingingTheLamp,

He was VP of a hedge fund, and assigned the project of investigating the potential of online commerce on the nascent Web by the company. He did so, and concluded that there was enormous potential, but after his report, the company decided to pass on it.

Clearly, he was right about the potential. If he’d been better at his job/more persuasive, D.E. Shaw & Co. would have invested in the Web, and he would not have had reason to leave and start Amazon.

Catsrules,

I bet D.E. Shaw & Co. Are kicking themselves right now lol.

imaqtpie,

That’s a pretty stupid conclusion to draw. You have no idea why the hedge fund passed on the investment, and the only reason you conclude it’s because Bezos was bad at his job is because you personally don’t like him. And more to the point, because you want to get upvoted in this thread.

It’s just an amateurish, embarrassing argument. If you want to skewer billionaires there are plenty of legitimate gripes, but it’s self-evident that most billionaires are pretty damn good at their jobs, hence the success. Sure they’re also lucky and privileged, but there are tons of other people with the same privileges that accomplish nothing.

This meme is just pure brain rot tbh. Do better Lemmy 😤

aldalire, (edited )

Fuck off bootlicker

SwingingTheLamp,

I don’t know who or what hurt you, but I hope tomorrow is better.

grayman,

Ha ha. Clearly the avg lemmy user is inexperienced or business ignorant. The site does lean heavy Marxist, which says plenty of their reasoning skills. I was thinking the same thing as you and you’re getting skewered for it. Hedge funds are not looking for a 20+ year ROI, which is what it took Bezos. That’s the simplest answer I can think of, but I’m sure there’s plenty more reasons they didn’t think young Bezos’ idea was worth throwing millions at.

OurToothbrush,

Bud you think China is going to try to invade Taiwan, maybe you need some marxism in your life.

Or you could keep being uneducated to the point of gullibility, your choice.

saltesc, in What is your favorite type of inflation?

Well if it’s any consolation, I give his insecurity a solid 8.5

AlboTheGuy, in Question for God
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For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question

PeWu,

Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls

AlboTheGuy,
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Yes exactly, fear my psychic powers!

Bhaelfur, in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time
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My cats did the same thing when they found a mouse. They would stand guard where they first saw it for over a month afterwards.

Son_of_dad,

My wife’s Yorkie once chased a mouse into a kitchen cupboard. After moving apartments and a decade later, if you asked him “where’s the mouse?” He’d run to the kitchen and stare at the cupboards

huge_clock, (edited ) in Get Bread Get Dead

Except IQ is one of the largest predictors of wealth. as well as certain personality traits. (Openness, Consciousness and extraversion). Also this might shock you but as you move up in percentile income your average hours worked goes up

Obviously some people inherit wealth, people win the lottery, and there’s even a lot of evidence the correlations above start to fall apart at the very top end of the distribution implying some degree of luck. But to explain away every single person that’s rich is just someone who got lucky is not living in reality.

Rhynoplaz,

How lucky one would be to have those successful personality traits. Oh wait…

huge_clock, (edited )

I guess if you think about it that way then everything is luck and we live in a deterministic world where none of your choices matter. That still wouldn’t support the argument in the OP meme though.

gamermanh,
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Except IQ is psuedoscience, and so its a predictor of nothing

Omega_Haxors,

It’s a predictor to how much fascist violence you’re going to be subject to.

bricklove,

I was born in America and had to do absolutely nothing to be better off than at least 3 billion people. I’m very lucky and this system is completely unfair

Dirk_Darkly,

Seems like the conclusion of the article ends up admitting luck plays a large role. From the article you linked: “It is important to note that this research can not explain why a particular individual does well or poorly financially. Luck, timing, parents, choice of spouse and many other factors play important roles in shaping an individual’s circumstances.”

SwingingTheLamp,

Here’s the catch: When we say “wealthy” or “financially successful,” those are really squishy terms. One person may mean the attorney down the street bringing in a cool quarter million each year from her practice. Another person may mean billionaires.

The linked study mentions correlations between IQ and earnings in the 5 figure range for the highest IQs. Wealth inequality is so out-of-control, the curve so steep, that the highest IQ people have an annual earnings advantage in the dollar range of what the super-rich collect in mere seconds.

The billionaires would need to have 5- and 6-digit IQ scores for the correlation to hold up. Bill Gates does seem pretty smart, but not that smart. Jeff Bezos seems slightly above average. Maybe. Elon Musk has an IQ above room temperature, for sure, but clearly not by that much.

So, given that wealth inequality is so stratospherically high, I read these memes as complaints about the super-rich, not your cousin who owns a large plumbing contractor business.

FlyingSquid, in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time
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I understand, Dusty. I would inspect the magic pie bush every day too. Who turns down a free pie?

NatakuNox, (edited )
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If I knew where that bush was, I’d periodically put pies in the bush just for Dusty.

FlyingSquid,
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Dusty is clearly a good boy or girl.

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