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CluckN, in .🫨.

Saving a screenshot instead of the image is a bold move.

Enkers, (edited ) in How does she know...

Oh, wow, how exploitable. What a good new format. Frieren doesn’t disappoint.

umbrella, in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square
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to our weekly china bad post

Vilian,

no?

lolrightythen,

Too much or too little?

xintrik,

weigh to much

Nurse_Robot,

Your two late

RedditWanderer, (edited )

“China Bad” is meant to imply anything about China is bad. It’s meant to illustrate a dummy not able to see the nuances in a topic. (The dummy illustrated is Trump, ironic so many right wing ppl use it).

In this case China is clearly bad and there is no nuance. Just like Ukraine, Taiwan is an independent nation and China is not allowed to invade.

Omega_Haxors,

Nuance nonces on their way to defend nazi war criminals

peyotecosmico, (edited ) in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

Us: hahaha silly dog.

Also us: oh a waterfall, I’ll check behind it.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Those who do not check behind the waterfall do not deserve to see the fairy wonderland behind it.

Hexarei,
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A vintage meme sir but it checks out

HiddenLayer5, (edited )
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Also also us: oh a lottery ticket that I know for a mathematical fact has such a tiny chance of winning that I’m literally more likely to be struck by a shark and eaten by lightning, well I’ll try my odds, who knows?

purahna, (edited ) in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square
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Taiwan claims way, way more territory than that

https://lemmygrad.ml/pictrs/image/ff309689-bbb1-48a8-b08d-036a69972cd6.png

You don’t like China claiming Taiwan? Surely if illegitimate land claims are bad, you have issues with Taiwan for claiming China, Mongolia, Russia, Pakistan, India, and more, right?

ZILtoid1991,
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lemmygrad

Opinion discarded

purahna,
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it must be nice, living a life so simple that you can build your reality by only listening to the people who come from a place you like.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
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It’s less about the land claims than it is about the CCP’s laughable rejection of reality

CrushKillDestroySwag, in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

I think it’s just regular Operant Conditioning, but the reward of finding half a pie was so strong that the association will stick to this bush for a lot longer than if it was a smaller one.

KpntAutismus, in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

fun fact: i have access to printers located in china through our company network.

but i’ll probably get fired if i print out a john xina

dauerstaender,

YOLO

NakariLexfortaine,

When the last day comes, you know your mission.

JusticeForPorygon,
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Or maybe you’ll just disappear for a few years.

Manmikey, in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time
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My dog once found a biscuit* in a bush near our home, from that day onwards he always checked the bush for a biscuit, there never was another one, the bush became known as "The Biscuit Bush"

  • Cookie if your American 🍪
cashews_best_nut,

What type of biscuit was it?

bingbong,

Bush biscuit

onestop, in Good rule to live by

second rule of figh club is you don’t talk about the golden rule

ivanafterall,
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the golden rule

In case you didn't grow up with it, the golden rule comes from Jesus' saying that no matter what it is, there exists pornography of it on the internet.

onestop,

i thought that was rule 34 from fight club

_cnt0, in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

Cheers.

MyPornViewingAccount, in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square
WaxedWookie, in Get Bread Get Dead

Musk is the best possible evidence of this - an incredibly stupid, fragile edgelord born to other peoples’ wealth, lucked his way into more on the backs of others’ work. Now, everything he touches loses billions.

the_seven_sins,
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I read a comment suggesting that you (yes, you!) would probably do a better job managing Twitter.

WaxedWookie,

A cat could be dropped into the job, spend the whole day licking its arsehole, and still do a better job than Musk. All he had to do was shut his dumb mouth and spend his money, but he’s incapable of even that.

Catsrules,

Not an Elon Fan but saying the richest man is the world was just incredible lucky is a little ridiculous. I am sure luck played a part but I don’t think Musk is the Inspector Clouseau of the business world. At least not in the 90s and 2000s.

WaxedWookie,

What changed - or do you still give him some credit?

Catsrules,

I had to guess he probably changed. You don’t think being super rich changes you?

Starglasses,

Isn’t anyone who has hordes of wealth lucky? How can that not be luck? No one earns that much. It’s luck that he happened to be born to that life.

CoolBeance,
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Yeah I agree, I don’t think it’s all luck either. But I do paint him in a bad light for not doing well with what he had in his hands. I’ll probably never know what kinds of unseen pressure one tends to experience as a billionaire but he’s really not doing well, to put it kindly.

schema, in This needs to be a well-defined psychological principle. I do stuff like this all the time

The owner should put treats in that bush for Dusty to find.

rmuk, in Good rule to live by

What if I want other people to fight me?

Psionicsickness,

I’m your huckleberry.

m_r_butts,

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends,

    I’d kinda say the opposite. Like hey man. Light taps. Hold me if you got a story you wanna play. I got fake blood in my shorts and can really sell it. Let’s give them a good show and I’ll see you at my bbq tomorrow.

    GBU_28,

    If you’re hearing those rules in a basement, from him, good news

    burgersc12, in .🫨.

    le meme face we’ve come full circle

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