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Godric, in Why though

Three year olds + Philosophers:

Using a lantern ouside during a bright sunny day

Gigan,
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Three year olds + philosophers:

Trying to understand the world

jaybone,

Or “enjoys bad jokes”

sweetviolentblush, in Big risk, high reward
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python, in Ahhh my eyes

Shouldn’t all headlights be okay as long as your headlight angle is calibrated right? That’s like the first thing they teach in driving school

OtisRamflow,

There was a recall on, I think, Chevy headlights. The LEDs were too bright, unfortunately recalls are at the will of the owner.

FinalRemix,

Yeah, it’s not. No one levels those properly and projectors should be used with LEDs, not reflectors. Also, tye temperature of the light (blue light is harsh and males it harder to see without high beams), the little LED strip lights that replaced headlights on a bunch of models now don’t help either.

Evil_Shrubbery,

Lul the what? Strip lights for low beam? Not just for daytime running lights (drl)? That sounds … terrible.

SwampYankee,

Even if the lights are leveled correctly, part of the problem is how directional LEDs are. On a flat surface you’re fine. If you’re cresting a hill so your vehicle is level and there’s someone coming up the hill towards you, your headlights are shining directly in their eyes. As soon as you start descending the hill your headlights are now pointing in the right direction relative to oncoming traffic again. Adjust the headlights down and you just change the angle that this happens at. Adjust the headlights down so it only happens on particularly steep hills, and your headlights are basically useless because they’re not illuminating enough of the road in front of you.

amio, in Inspired

"Gimme five lolcats for a demotivational," we'd say...

jaybone,

I wore an o’rly owl on my geocities.

blackluster117,
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We couldn’t has cheeseburgers, because of the war.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

We couldn’t has cheeseburgers, because of the war war was beginning.

FTFY

theangryseal,

I’ll do you one better than the other guy.

It was “because of teh war.”

rustydomino,
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Which was the fashion of the time…

Littleborat, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

I will doxx you to the mafia!

FoundTheVegan, in Why is my sister's name Rose?
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Brick, are you just naming children with things you see in the room?

TheMightyCanuck, in Why is my sister's name Rose?
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Moth memes need to make a come back

Imgonnatrythis, in Ahhh my eyes

In places where you need to have emissions checked they should simultaneously check headlight alignment and brightness and enforce standards for these.

notapantsday,

We do in Germany, every two years. It’s not helping and I don’t know why. Maybe people are aligning their headlights correctly just for the test. Or the test is garbage. Next time my car is due, I’ll ask the guy.

Gartenzwerg,

There is a huge difference though when it comes to the intensity of headlights in the US vs Germany. Some cars in the US will light up the inside of your own car simply by driving behind you.

dylanmorgan,

I prefer the much more fun “break LED headlights with a hammer” but your solution is less likely to land me in jail I guess.

Imgonnatrythis,

Well you could work at the inspection center and do that if they fail to pass muster (for safety).

NewNewAccount,

LED headlights are not the problem. LEDs in reflector housings and/or idiots driving with their brights on is the problem.

Either way the problem is idiot car owners, not technology.

CaptainPedantic,

For the most part, I agree. LEDs are not the problem. The problem is either moronic drivers, or poor implementation of LED lights. As a driver of a very low car, the vast majority of my complaints about bright lights boils down to lifted trucks with ridiculous light bars, LEDs bulbs in halogen housings, or dufoids driving with their highbeams on. It doesn’t matter if the highbeams are halogen or LED, they’re both blinding.

That being said, there are cars with LED headlights that are blinding from the factory:

  • 2023+ Subaru Outback.
  • Jeep Wrangler/Gladiator (compounded by having a factory or aftermarket lift)
  • Hyundai Palisade

Then there are the cars that are designed by morons that have all instruments in the center console. That makes it harder for drivers to see when their LED highbeams are on:

  • Toyota Prius
  • Tesla Model 3/Y

But there are plenty of cars with LED headlights that I don’t have any issues with. In my experience, Mercedes and Audi seem to do a particularly good job of having bright lights for the driver without blinding anyone else.

And there are plenty of other cars with halogen headlights that are blinding from the factory too:

  • Ford F-Series trucks with quad halogen headlamps
  • Dodge trucks
  • Chevy Cruze (or some other small to midsize American sedan, I can’t tell)

The luddites who want to strap jam jars with glowworms in them to the front of new cars are being ridiculous. Properly aimed LEDs are so much safer.

When I got my new car with LED headlights, I couldn’t believe how much more I could see. I could see fae down the road. Retroreflectors on lane markings far beyond the reach of my beams are visible. Pedestrians running across the street against the light wearing all black (true story) are visible! Despite clear lenses, new bulbs, and being correctly aimed, the halogen lights in my old Civic barely reached 100 feet down the road. My other halogen bulbed vehicle is better, but it’s still a far cry from what I’m used to now.

NewNewAccount,

The luddites who want to strap jam jars with glowworms in them to the front of new cars are being ridiculous.

Lmao. Well said.

RickyRigatoni,
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Notice how all the cars in the first batch are SUVs. It’s almost like having vehicles with headlights that are on eye level with most normal cars is a bad thing.

SUVs are genuinely one of the worst things to happen to the automotive industry.

limelight79,

most normal cars

I hate to tell you this, but SUVs are “most normal cars” these days. There’s a reason Ford got out of making cars, except for the Mustang. (And I say this as someone that dislikes SUVs and would rather buy cars.)

RickyRigatoni,
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I hate that you’re right 😭

Evil_Shrubbery,

TIL not all developed nations do this

only0218,

I always wondered if it’s really the technique of the light or just lazy Standards

Piemanding,

Part of it is how large trucks and SUVs are. The standard is that they have to point down a certain angle, but when you are that tall that is not enough.

PieMePlenty,

They do that here. Except too bright isn’t seen as a fault.

scrubbles, in They are mine, I ordered them so I could eat them
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Don’t say that to the guy who was complaining about too many fries a few days ago

Kowowow, in Big risk, high reward

Someone should make a ork looted version of this semi

utrinity, in We get what we need to make it through tbe day..

I love disk lesum😍

tacosplease, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

I 100% unironically agree with this meme, and I worked in restaurants for years and ran one myself for a while.

Asafum,

They didn’t mention taste so I’ll begrudgingly agree lol

As far as taste though, Authentic messy bush leaf pizza > Domino’s any day lol

CADmonkey, in No I won't feel bad about having ad blockers

It’s weird to see how many comments are hysterically defending excessive ads.

Poggervania, in We get what we need to make it through tbe day..
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Me when I call the ex: “I want to have fuck with you.”

safetygunfatpopcorn, in It feels all soft and huggy

Oh noes, stoner memes

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