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Macaroni_ninja, in Why is my sister's name Rose?
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Bröther may I have Lömp?

JoeBidet, in More guns = safer
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… er… the only thing stopping an AmericaBad-with-a-gun is an AmericaGood-with-a-gun…?

Macaroni_ninja, in Why though
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My favourite cold open from Brooklyn 99

thefartographer,

🎶 Now number 5 🎶

Diplomjodler, in Why though

Because!

TotallyNotSpez, in Why is my sister's name Rose?

Oh heck yes. Bring back the moth memes!

FlyingSquid, in They are mine, I ordered them so I could eat them
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Replace ‘fries’ with literally any food on my plate or any drink in my cup and that applies to my wife for the last 2+ decades.

IWantToFuckSpez, in Why though

Backstreet Boys -> I Want It That Way <- 3-year old

Backstreet Boys -> Am I Original? Am I the Only One? <- Philosophy Professor

Philosophy Professor -> Mama <- 3-year old

HonoraryMancunian,

…mama?

Rodeo,

The philosophy professor is Freud.

Kalkaline,
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The incomplete Venn diagrams always get me.

mp3, (edited ) in Ahhh my eyes
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Bring back standardised headlight, and a maximum height allowance on vehicle’s headlights so that they’re not right in a sedan’s driver’s rearview mirror when a pickup is tailgating.

givesomefucks,

I saw a graphic of how big the “blind spot” is in front of modern trucks and it was bigger than most giant construction equipment.

And that’s for an average height driver.

Most of the huge truck guys also happen to be well under the average height, so entire reasonable size cars disappear in front of them when they tailgate. They might see the roof, but they won’t see brake lights or taillights.

It’s flat out not safe for other people. Which is why we have people driving giant SUVs instead of minivans now. Which just makes it worse for everyone else.

velox_vulnus,

Or better, reduce the number of cars, especially SUVs. Improve public transport infrastructure.

mp3,
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That requires way too much effort and money from elected officials.

BeefPiano,
WillFord27, (edited )

IT CAN BETWO-THINGS.

BeefPiano,

keming is my passion

gamermanh,
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Or, best, both, bexause cars aren’t going to just stop existing

captainlezbian,

Yeah but that won’t solve the problem, just reduce it. It’s annoying in cities and everything but in my experience the problem is worst in country roads with that one asshole in a pickup. Both a place and vehicle not easily lending itself to public transit options.

ExLisper,

Can’t you just install couple of headlights facing backwards (asslights?) for such occasions?

hakunawazo,

That’s why we have a rear fog light.
Just joking, just drive slower until the asshole overtakes.

shiveyarbles,

I always adjust my rearview to shine the light right back at the driver.

skulblaka,
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maximum height allowance on vehicle’s headlights so that they’re not right in a sedan’s driver’s rearview mirror when a pickup is tailgating

That's actually already legally mandated at least in states that require state inspections. Headlight angle is supposed to be one of the things you have to check in order to pass inspection.

In practice, mostly nobody checks it and it doesn't matter. But it should.

VieuxQueb,
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Not just the angle tho, the height of the headlights themselves! Even if aligned properly if the headlights are 5’ off the ground and my back window is 3.5’ when they tailgate it illuminate the inside of my car !

Candelestine, in Why though

Forgot every single practitioner of the scientific method.

Anamnesis,

Philosophers doing it right are practicing the scientific method. Just at a very high level of abstraction.

Of course, there’s also a lot of bullshit in philosophy.

Mac, (edited ) in Big risk, high reward

Bro is that A SUPRA 👀👀

ours,

2 Fast 4 Emperor

Vode_An, in Fuck liberal opinions about Nakba

Hell yeah

Transporter_Room_3, in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
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Over the holidays I was driving behind a line of maybe 10 cars, all clearly wanting to go over 55, but not willing to floor it to pass the person going 57 on a two lane road with occasional oncoming cars.

Being the person I am, I like to keep a healthy distance when driving like that just in case I need to hit the brakes hard.

People behind me kept getting super impatient and flashing brights, honking, eventually flooring it to go around me…

All to end up going the exact same speed they were before, but now behind 10 cars that aren’t me.

I did get that satisfying feeling of seeing someone fly by at over 100 on a highway, and then a few miles down they were pulled over, so that was fun. ACAB but so are you for reckless driving.

EmergMemeHologram, in Why is my sister's name Rose?

FRAAHH-GILEHHH

It’s a major award!

helpImTrappedOnline, (edited ) in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

I drive a larger vehicle for work so it’s difficult to see past me. It’s amusing when both lanes are clogged with some moron going 65.2 passing a semi going 65 and the person behind me tries to pass me on the right. They get about half way out the lane, see what’s ahead and go back to following me. I get to laugh in between curing the one who doesn’t know where the gas pedal is.

Spoilt, in Why though

Don’t nod

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