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Burningsky, in Fossil

Ah yes, the kiss shark. It kisses its prey to death

SuckMyWang,

Sign me up

ohlaph, in Almost every time...

Well if I didn’t just look in the mirror!

Deiskos, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I would tell my younger self to go to a psychiatrist and get some antidepressants about 2 years earlier than last time.

doctorcrimson, in Funtastic 😅

Honestly incredible that this issue has persisted in OEM versions for decades but seems to be progressively getting worse instead of better, now affecting even LTSC copies (for people too stupid to remember to turn automatic updates off). Windows, if you take hours to update a machine twice a week then you’re making important equipment inoperable during that time. Please fix that, or you will lose market share even faster than you inevitably will.

Holzkohlen,

Last week an update broke my moms mandatory TPM nonsense module thingy. Like bro, this is a laptop that ships with win11 preinstalled and an update breaks your preconfigured system? I can’t even comprehend. Like how the heck are casual users supposed to deal with that?

sour, in Fossil
@sour@kbin.social avatar

3 nose guy ._.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

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Necrosynthetik,

Give it a few thousand years and he might be in the same museum.

synae, in ...smock photos?
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

One of my favorite Hobbes moments

Masimatutu,

I like your profile picture

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Thanks :D

sep,

I agree! My coworkers look at me funny when I irregularly go “smock smock smock smock” and laughf to myself.

Selmafudd, in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

I still remember when you could like bounce it off a mirror around someone trying to block you

lemmy_get_my_coat, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Is that Zac Braff or Dax Shepard?

eestileib,

I think it’s Braff in Garden State.

OsrsNeedsF2P, in So much for us

Does helping the homeless population really benefit the country though? Why should they get free handouts? I worked hard to pay rent, they should too.

What I’m trying to say is yes, we should keep bombing the Middle East.

009_Sound_System,

I’m not 100 sure, but I think you should put “/s” at the end of your statement

OsrsNeedsF2P,

I’m surprised it’s needed

Blapoo,

In these crazy times . . .

AllonzeeLV,

Why? Things are the way they are because a lot of people believe it unironically.

nephs,

Welcome to the Internet. Signal the joke clearly so that you are not confused with stupid extremists. Joke’s still there, and it’s clear and unambiguous.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

Poe’s law is an adage of internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author’s intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.[1][2][3] The law is frequently exploited by individuals who share genuine extremist views and, when faced with overwhelming criticism, deflect by insisting they were merely being satirical.

grue, (edited )

What kind of sadistic fucking moron do you have to be to prefer that the government spend more money persecuting and incarcerating the homeless than it would on treating and housing them?

TubeTalkerX, in Relatable!

Damn, I knew I should have got the Pro Max Extreme edition!

CodyCannoli, in Almost every time...

My phone charger is on my desk across the room to keep me from doing this, sometimes it works.

nevemsenki,

I tried this and ended up with an 5m USB charger cable…

Squirrel, in Five apps😅 not so many for me
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Y’all don’t know/remember the struggle. My “apps” used to be 2 or 3 forums – and not particularly active forums, at that – that I would check repeatedly, all day long, during downtime at work. Posts and comments were rare.

I do not miss those days.

RaoulDook,

I don’t even understand why people want to look at phone apps all day. I hate browsing the Internet on a phone screen usually, it’s so inferior to having a monitor, mouse, and keyboard.

I mean if you’re at work or whatever and you’re bored, I can see wasting time on phone apps, but any other time I don’t. But of course if you don’t have a computer you can’t just use the computer you don’t have.

BlackPenguins,

It’s much easier to use touch than a mouse? Swipe keyboard are almost faster. And apps are just a more minimalist version of a desktop site. All the content, none of the clutter. I despised Reddit on my laptop.

RaoulDook, (edited )

Absolutely not. Mouse and keyboard are FAR faster than anything you can do on a touch screen.

I’ll take you on in a typing contest if you disagree. I can type about 90 WPM on keyboard.

EDIT: I overestimated my typing speed. 64 WPM on my first and only try on typingtest dot com -

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/be05d2be-8d9f-4d81-b086-e1062fd1d3cf.png

BlackPenguins,

Um, ok calm down. I was only making a theory.

danque,
@danque@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes the ‘hi guys I have a problem with this program and it’s doing this any solutions?’ And then you would have a reply maybe in a week or with bad luck a month. I’d usually just go to a IRC chatroom and ask it there.

Double_A,
@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

so you would have 1 weird guy reply after a few hours while 10000 other people just watched…

danque,
@danque@lemmy.world avatar

Usually also in the trend of ‘i have this too, how to fix it?’

InputZero,

Even worse when you see every post incremented by one or more. Either a racist troll had stumbled their way in or an ad-bot was spam posting. Either way, took a few days for the mods to get around to cleaning it up. Passwords for every board was the only way to slow it down. They were not the good old days.

AgentGrimstone, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

I only have Lemmy and Youtube. I’m actually trying to get off Youtube, those shorts are rotting my brain. I tried deleting the app but my Pixel won’t let me.

Alby003,
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

Block youtube via dns or an app.

Fiivemacs,

Use ADB to uninstall it from a computer.

I wiped everything from my Samsung phone, even google stuff then installed what I wanted afterwards.

xda-developers.com/uninstall-carrier-oem-bloatwar…

ultrasquid,
@ultrasquid@sopuli.xyz avatar

I think Youtube Revanced let’s you disable shorts.

EngineerGaming,
@EngineerGaming@feddit.nl avatar

Newpipe doesn’t display them at all, and is much lighter than revanced.

BlackPenguins,

YouTube shorts I could understand. But I love using it for channels that have quality 5 to 10 minute content and I don’t feel like it’s as much a waste of my time as shorts. Legal Eagle, Hot Ones, Tom Scott, Some More News, You Suck At Cooking, Let’s Game it Out. There are some gems out there.

AgentGrimstone,

I still like Youtube, I watch it on my TV all the time. It’s only a problem on my phone because I would turn my phone screen on, go to Youtube Shorts without even thinking, and end up wasting 30+ minutes at a time. I hate how effective short form videos are on me, It’s just so easy to keep going. On my TV, I only watch normal length videos that I search for, I don’t mind those.

BlackPenguins,

That’s definitely not a you problem. I’ve been stuck watching the most pointless shorts on Snapchat with oddly satisfying videos.

EngineerGaming,
@EngineerGaming@feddit.nl avatar

5 to 10 minutes is a bit too short for comfort tbh. If the content is good, the joy is slightly poisoned by the fact that there was so little of it. IMO the comfortable video length is 30 to 50 minutes, which is a far more enjoyable experience (with 1-2 hours if it’s a podcast).

Fiivemacs,

Use ADB to actually uninstall it using a computer.

I wiped everything from my Samsung phone, even google stuff then installed what I wanted afterwards.

xda-developers.com/uninstall-carrier-oem-bloatwar…

tacosplease,

Lemmy, YouTube, and a podcast app for me.

There’s still great content on YouTube, but I also understand if people boycott the site for moral/personal reasons.

ebenixo, in If you only criticize civilian casualties when Palestine resists, then your concern isn't civilian casualties. Your concern is Palestine resisting massacre.

Lemmy is full of authoritarian xenophobes (read: white kids from wealthy backgrounds) who support the brutalization of the Palestinian people and open air prison they’re forced into. That’s why you never heard a peep from them about the murders of innocent Palestinians that have been nonstop since the establishment of the Apartheid state of Israel. You won’t find much support here among these right wing war mongers.

blkpws,

That’s why you never heard a peep from them about the murders of innocent Palestinians

I even heard that Israel soldiers instead to shoot to kill, they shoot on legs, this way doesn’t count as “dead”.
Source: theguardian.com/…/gaza-strip-protesters-received-…

ebenixo,

crimes. why the fuck are they maiming non-violent protesters. those people have a right to protest being blockaded like rats in a concentration camp. the

Omega_Haxors,

authoritarian xenophobes

It’s OK, this isn’t reddit, you can say cracker.

ebenixo,

speaking of xenophobes

Empricorn, in Bone jaw

Sorry. Meant to say “It’s French for hello, I’m a dumbass”

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