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Hubi, in this might be my last day before we all get sick of them.

Stockception

Pinklink, in Paradox how could you

For me it was fucking Void Train. I just want a new Raft okay??? And that’s what Void Train was supposed to be!!1

Oka,

On paper, void train was exciting, but not in execution.

bjoern_tantau, in Eminem’s mom before he leaves for a rap battle [stock photo]
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

I know it’s a joke and all that. But do people really not get the line? I mean, sometimes it’s hard to grasp the lyrics of rap songs, especially when they’re rapping so fast and using obscure metaphors and references. But this one is delivered quite calmly and could be taken quite literally.

XEAL,

Down the rabbit hole…

So I found Found this. So he’s talking about the character he plays. I always tought the movie was autobiographical and that Marshall Mathers played as himself…

Also if the line is not literal, does he simply mean that Jimmy’s life is a mess?

MNByChoice,

Jimmy ate a dinner of spaghetti that his mother prepared. Jimmy was extremely nervous and threw up a bit. Some dinner came out of his mouth and got on his sweater.

Frankly, Jimmy is challenging himself. This will lead to Jimmy learning new things, even if this is embarrassing.

XEAL,

Jimmy ate a dinner of spaghetti that his mother prepared. Jimmy was extremely nervous and threw up a bit. Some dinner came out of his mouth and got on his sweater.

That’s what I always thought, but based on what the other guy said there seemed to be a less literal meaning or something

NotSpez,

I definitely get it. But I really wanted to use this stock photo and this was the only idea I had.

dru5k1, in Bone jaw
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Fuck_u_spez_, in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Ackshually, with only a few exceptions – and contrary to popular belief-- bats aren’t blind and most see quite well with their eyes. Like and subscribe for more bat facts.

lugal,

Ackshually this has nothing to do with the meme which is about eco location as in they “see” perfectly at night

Fuck_u_spez_,

Ackshually… that’s probably true, but can the average country singer echolocate with or without their eyes closed? I think not. Checkmate, atheists.

Natanael,
angrystego,

Wow, that’s totally fascinating. Thank you!

b00m,
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subscribe!

Viking_Hippie,

Gotta love them bat facts! I hope the next one is something surprising about guano!

Fuck_u_spez_,

Did you know that guano can act as fertilizer and has natural antifungal properties? Historically, it has also been sought as a source of nitrates in gunpowder and other explosives, and even had an important cameo in an Ace Ventura movie.

Viking_Hippie,

I only knew parts of that! Thanks, bat-man!

lauha,

Actually, contrary to popular belief, the cats’ vision is way worse than humans. They have better night vision but over all it is worse.

P00P_L0LE, in The woke left!
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downvoting it doesn’t make it any less true :)

flibbertigibbet,

WFT is wrong with you?

P00P_L0LE,
@P00P_L0LE@lemmy.ml avatar

I read books 😱😱

balerion,
@balerion@beehaw.org avatar

i’ve read marx. at precisely no point does he say anything justifying the various atrocities state capitalist countries have committed. i think he’s wrong about some stuff, but even if you accept that his word is gospel, tankies are still just people who took leftist principles as an excuse for the imposing the kind of brutal authoritarianism that leftists are supposed to be against.

P00P_L0LE,
@P00P_L0LE@lemmy.ml avatar

If you’ve read Marx, then you’ve surely read Engels as well?

On Authority - Marxists Internet Archive www.marxists.org/archive/marx/…/authority.htm

Perfide, in Relatable!

Mood. Worst part is, if I set this many, I’ll wake up before the first one goes off. Every time.

If I set a normal amount of alarms, or god forbid no alarms, I’m not waking up for hours past when I should’ve.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean tbh, waking up naturally shortly before your first alarm is MUCH better than being woken up in the middle of deep sleep by your alarm. I always feel 10x better when I wake up shortly before my alarm as opposed to being pissed off that my alarm is going off in the middle of my precious sleep.

KnightontheSun,

Yup, I learnt a long time ago just to get up if it’s <30 min till the alarm hits. I might be tired, but I’ll be more tired if I push it.

Okay, maybe <15.

walter_wiggles, in FULL CIRCLE MEME

There’s a golden retriever around here somewhere that knows the secret ingredient

DestroyerOfWorlds,

what is the phobia of talking animals called? because I have that.

phorq,

Doolilphobia

bren42069, in Fediverse situation right now

some of you need to stop calling everything you don’t like a nazi

P00P_L0LE,
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what a weird thing to say

P00P_L0LE, in Privatized Healthcare is so awesome
@P00P_L0LE@lemmy.ml avatar

fuck america and its dogshit insurance scam industry 🖕 cannot wait for this shitstain country to collapse

Matthew,

A country collapsing wouldn’t exactly make things easier for its people. I’d prefer just fixing the problem, y’know.

P00P_L0LE,
@P00P_L0LE@lemmy.ml avatar

America has proven time and time again that it can’t be “fixed”, it’s rotten from the ground up. The longer it stays around the more people it harms. My entire life has been nothing but financial crisis after financial crisis, war after war, a rapidly deteriorating climate, all in the name of profits, and nobody in power seems to want to do jack shit about it. The only way to fix it is to dismantle the structures of power and replace it with a structure where capital doesn’t pull the strings.

yeather, in quick reminder

L take, communism and socialism don’t work and never will. There’s a reason every communist or socialist country has failed or fallen back into capitalism for the masses and authoritarianism for the top.

P00P_L0LE,
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“During the years of Stalin’s reign, the Soviet nation made dramatic gains in literacy, industrial wages, health care, and women’s rights. These accomplishments usually go unmentioned when the Stalinist era is discussed. To say that “socialism doesn’t work” is to overlook the fact that it did. In Eastern Europe, Russia, China, Mongolia, North Korea, and Cuba, revolutionary communism created a life for the mass of people that was far better than the wretched existence they had endured under feudal lords, military bosses, foreign colonizers, and Western capitalists. The end result was a dramatic improvement in living conditions for hundreds of millions of people on a scale never before or since witnessed in history.” Michael Parenti, Blackshirts and Reds: Rational Fascism and the Overthrow of Communism

read a book you moronic dipshit, specifically this one ,[…wordpress.com/…/blackshirts-and-reds-by-michael-…] , look it’s even free, you have 0 excuses to not educate yourself, you’re welcome

Kjatten, in Bone jaw

Bone jaw money me

DmMacniel, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

Tell my young self that it isn’t a phase and that he should start the therapy to become she immediately!

agentshags, in Relatable!
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is rookie shit. Gotta have them alarms 15 minutes apart, bare minimum.

DumbAceDragon,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Try 5 minutes apart. You can’t lose if you can’t snooze.

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Snooze option does alarm five minutes later. Checkmate, atheists!

radioactiveradio, in MOAR STOCK PHOTOS

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