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cowfodder, in just something about that combination

Try adding a bit of butterscotch schnapps.

Rosco, in Happy Holidays

I prefer to use the real term, not the christian knockoff. Happy Saturnalia everyone!

ItDoBeHowItDoBe,

I think that is is important to note that there is very little real evidence for Christmas being taken from saturnalia. You can google christmas and saturnalia and come up with plenty of web articles, but looking at the actual history of it makes it pretty clear. Christmas takes place around the same time of saturnalia, sure, but that does not make it a Christian stab at replacing it. Saturnalia was traditionally observed between the 17th and 23rd of December, not the 25th. It was a 5-7 day festival, not a one day festival. Additionally, the church is said to have gotten the 25th by taking the day John’s father was told he would have a son (shortly after the day of attonement), the new testiment statement that Elizabeth was 6 months pregnant when Jesus was conceived, and adding 40 weeks to the end for the average pregnancy. This would put Jesus born in late December. This general time line was documented as being calculated as early as CE 200s.

Belzebubulubu,
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They chose it to mess with the pagan Yule celebrations tho, and what the fuck is Saturnalia?

ElBarto, in It's funnt because it's true
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I played too much red dead, I’m like " I don’t remember a character named Brits.

ElBarto, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr
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Wealthy socialite Human Woman had it all, ceo of the top you feel bad magazine, house on top of building and even a tiny enslaved bark beast, the only thing Human Woman was missing was a chemical reaction.

Human Woman receives a electrical waveform, Human Woman’s Human Grandmother mush box has stopped, Human Woman emigrated in moving iron box to original location, meeting Human Man also from original location, chemical reaction happens and Human Woman And Human man become human Couple

1847953620,

I would watch a satire based on this.

ElBarto,
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The make you cry channel presents: Northern hemisphere winter solstice chemical reaction

1847953620,

fuck yeah.

pyre,

watch the hallmark channel. you won’t tell the difference.

Akuchimoya,

You might enjoy “A Christmas Movie Christmas”, where the protagonists wake up and find themselves as the protagonists in a Christmas movie reality. It’s a comedy where you basically laugh at the troops while they call themselves out on it.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
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[Playful jokeness] The… troops? Whose military is invading Christmas-movie-land :o

Evil_incarnate,

I’ll give you a hint, there’s oil at the north pole.

JackOfNoTrades, in just something about that combination

As a baby Guinness or drinking them separately?

PeriodicallyPedantic,

as a baby guinness, absolutely.

JackOfNoTrades,

I love me some baby guiness but didn’t realise it’s a holiday thing. I may need to make a couple for Christmas this year

deathbird, in Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches

Swear they’ve made search worse everywhere to keep us on aites longer.

asteriskeverything, in just something about that combination

Gotta have a cheesy Christmas movie you can make fun of in the background

CurlyMoustache, in Happy Holidays
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God jul!

MrTrono, (edited ) in just something about that combination

Hard apple cider and a shot of fireball served warm

sharkfucker420, (edited )
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I recently spiked a homemade apple cider with a cheap apple flavored brandy and my god that shit slapped. Served warm on a cold night obviously

InEnduringGrowStrong, in Big risk, high reward
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Plot twist, it’s all warped finecast and dried pots.

joelfromaus,
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Plot twist, its Gellar Field is failing. The howls of the warp creep in, clawing against the crews minds and their very souls. The light of the Emperor is fading, hope is but a memory as screams of agony fill the cockpit.

And heading to the warehouse so no precious miniature cargo 😭

DragonTypeWyvern,

All finecast is warped finecast.

bomberesque1, in just something about that combination

Add vodka and a shot of espresso and you have espresso martini, a drink to both wake you up and fuck you up

craftyindividual,

Double vodka, Kahlua and single cream and you have White Russian, dude…

BCsven,

Van Gogh Esspresso Vodka. You will drink it straight like it is koolaid

Clbull, in It's funnt because it's true

I’m British. Don’t put the Dutch in the same group as us. Our local ‘cuisine’ truly is a crime to food.

Aganim,

I’m Dutch, feel free to put us in the same group. They way we drown our potatoes in gravy absolutely is a crime against food.

Sunfoil,

Except it isn’t though. You have shitty fast food like the rest of the world, but we also have Michelin star restaurants too. This is just yet another excuse for people to be xenophobic to the British.

Globulart, (edited )

And there are loads of excuses already. No need to manufacture an extra one! I wonder how many Michelin star restaurants in the UK claim to serve traditional British food though.

But genuinely, does the rest of the world dislike fish and chips, roast dinners, fried breakfasts, and pies? I know the stereotype has been around forever but I always had trouble believing that most non British people wouldn’t really like those foods.

Sunfoil,

My understanding is a lot of them. The majority of restaurants in the Michelin guide certaintly are British cuisine. The stars, I’m not so sure. I would say there isn’t really any reason to be xenophobic or racist to anyone.

Globulart,

Yeah of course mate, it was a joke about how (historically) we’ve given people plenty of excuses to be.

Treczoks,

No, it isn’t. I have dined exceptionally well in the UK. Our Christmas dinner is based on an a recipe from an English cook. We have a Scottish cafe/diner in town which serves excellent food.

OK, I’ve dined horribly, too, but it is definitely not the norm - I made the mistake of ordering half a chicken in a fish and chips shop. My recommendation: Don’t repeat my mistake.

nephs, in Laugh >>>

Really confident, are you?

exothermic, in Happy Holidays

Yo! saturnalia!

hakunawazo, in just something about that combination

Also a spoon full of cinnamon. Check it out.

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