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safetygunfatpopcorn, in Happy Holidays

I support transgenders

konalt,
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Good to know

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

But do you support transholidays?

safetygunfatpopcorn,

Of course my dear

FlyingSquid, in Happy Holidays
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Honytawk,

Obviously the Menorah.

It is made of metal unlike the card and the cup, and it does extra fire damage.

webpack,

the coffee has splash damage and high DoT though

Buttons,
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Y’all underestimating the low casting cost of saying “happy holidays”.

Honytawk,

True, it does AoE, but only once.

AVincentInSpace,

Unless we use videogame logic and it’s an infinite coffee cup

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The card can give you one hell of a paper cut.

Bene7rddso,

It can do heat damage too if you use McDonald’s coffee

CluelessDude,

It also has a hole in the middle to stick your finger in so you can rotate it like a Kunai or Sai and look badass

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Can’t I just wield an entire holiday tree? That’s what my biofamily hate most.

sgbrain7, in It's funnt because it's true

This reminds me of an old post I remember seeing where it depicted the contrast between anime food and English film food with some eggs. The anime ones were drawn with utmost care to look downright heavenly, while the English film eggs were very scraggly.

EvolvedTurtle,

Genuinely I want more foreign food to be more common Like I live in the US so it’s pretty common it’s just hella expensive

Unless you get the questionable Americanized version like taco bell and panda express

sgbrain7,

I agree. That’s why foreign import stores are pretty cool.

ElHexo, in It's funnt because it's true

At least some Dutch food integrated the spices (Speculaas), the Brits have no excuse

wombat, in It's funnt because it's true

stroopwafels are good

stebo02, in Because customers don't need to easily filter away some stuff from their searches
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👊Hold up, buddy! 👊🤔Spotted your Gru’s Plan meme 🤔👉, but quick tip: ✌️Keep the text in the last two panels the same for that slick punchline! ✌️😂Consistency is the key to meme magic. 🗝️👌Give it a shot, and you’ll nail it! 👍😄

velvetThunder,

I don’t get the downvotes. You expressed that it differs from the usual meme formula but it’s very obvious that you aren’t serious. And it’s kinda funny reading the text whilst imagining those bullshit emojis. (At least I hope that the emojis weren’t serious)

stebo02,
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yeah this kind of sarcastic post was a pretty common trope back in the day on r/copypasta, so I wanted to bring some of that back

z3rOR0ne, in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early
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Aggressive drivers are always in a rush to commit vehicular homicide. They just gotta run somebody over with their car right the fuck now.

Vode_An,

If America didn’t require a car to live in so many places, I’d support a single strike aggressive driving license revocation policy.

Death machines not found in the sacred texts are a privilege not a right.

wafflez, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

but are they good

1847953620,

no.

FrostKing, in Happy Holidays

Well, to be fair, I’ve had people get annoyed with me for saying Merry Christmas in the past (I’m not particularly religious, but I was raised to say it and it’s a habit to break)

It’s all subjective. Just because you haven’t had something said to you, or even haven’t seen or heard of someone saying it, doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen.

AMillionNames, in Happy Holidays

Merry Ymas!

maquise, in just something about that combination

Long as it isn’t out of a shoe.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Wait… How else do you drink it??? 👞🐟👨

IanAtCambio,

You read my mind you fuzzy little man peach

Karmanj,

mmm creamy…

drislands, in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

How the hell did you manage to link not the meme, not the archive of the meme, but the link to saving an archival snapshot of the meme?

Fixed link: i.imgflip.com/87b1xg.jpg

speaker_hat,

😆 thanks edited

drislands,

Glad I could help XD I was legitimately baffled…

Vode_An,

Chad behavior, posting without caring whether anyone can even see it.

Neato, in just something about that combination
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Just those 2 mixed? Over ice? That sounds quite sweet and syrupy.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

it is, thats what makes it so christmassy. its like… all the good parts of eggnog without any of the bad parts.

averagedrunk,

I like to add bourbon to that mix to thin it out a little. That’s Christmas to me.

Senseless,

2/3 Kahlua, 1/3 Baileys over the back of a spoon, so it floats. Use a shot glass. Voilà: Baby Guinness.

thatguydude, in Happy Holidays

This has been going on for at least 15 years and it has got to stop

FoolishBrainiac, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

I recommend episode 3 of the Storylords podcast for a great horror version of these stupid Hallmark movies

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