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junfel, in It's funnt because it's true

LMAOOOO

MadBob, in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

Don’t it always seem to go

You try going fast and end up going slow

You don’t realise

You’d be faster on a bike

flashgnash, (edited )

You try going fast

And end up going slowly

Bikes might be faster

lemmiter, in Happy Holidays

Happy Christmas and Merry New Year and Merry Hanukkah !!

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Seems fine to me!

Starglasses, in More guns = safer

I see this problem everywhere. “We should fix X” “But what about?”

Can people please just talk about the topic instead of finding arguments against it? Too many people just want to argue and be ‘right’.

beefbot,

I’d also like them to, but the strategy isn’t meant to be helpful. Idk the rhetoric term but it diffuses the orig argument & attempts to distract. responding to it is pointless 🤷‍♂️

ComradePorkRoll,

It’s literally a tactic used by children when they’re being reprimanded. If you ever come across an “adult” that argues that way, tell them to sit back while the adults talk.

drcabbage,

But then how will we enjoy having debates if we all shut up and actually solve problems?

Sigma,

whataboutism is a common tactic for conservatives. instead of using it to condemn an action they use it to excuse it. their double standards have become so apparent that it doesn’t trigger any sort of cognitive dissonance when a Democrat is condemned for doing something a Republican already did. any sane person could make the argument “aren’t they both bad then?” and it will go completely unheard.

TheCannonball, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

You missed the best series of nonsense Christmas movies:

  • Time for Me to Come Home for Christmas
  • Time for Her to Come Home for Christmas
  • Time for Him to Come Home for Christmas
  • Time for You to Come Home for Christmas
  • Time for Them to Come Home for Christmas

Yes these are legit hallmark movies.

HowManyNimons, (edited )

So we’re still waiting for “Us” and “It” before we crack into the non-binary-centric pronouns, which we obviously won’t.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

In the far distant future they just might, if it becomes profitable to do so

theUnlikely, (edited )

Is Time for It to Come Home for Christmas an Addams Family crossover?

mindbleach,

Sports movie.

Static_Rocket,
@Static_Rocket@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the Thing, loosely disguised as one of the main characters from the previous movie but the plot works like groundhog day. Every misstep it makes ends in it dying to a flamethrower as it’s forced to comply with Hallmarks demands.

UnverifiedAPK,

“Us” already exists

Mirshe,

“Time for It To Come Home for Christmas” sounds vaguely ominous.

saltnotsugar, in Drive aggressively ≠ Arrive early

How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!

gmtom, in textbook
RuikkaaPrus,
@RuikkaaPrus@lemmy.ml avatar

Imma nut 🥵 🔥

safetygunfatpopcorn, in Just a silly harmless prank bro

I would like to see this reptile in bankruptcy

HawlSera, in It's funnt because it's true

They really did did Kill millions of people to get spices and then decide they didn’t like any of them.

jol, in Happy Holidays

People that say this are so silly.

You’re not being oppressed. It’s just that saying merry Christmas to a crowd of diverse backgrounds is like wishing your mum a happy fathers day. She won’t be mad or offended, she’ll just think she should have breastfed you.

black_rain,

Or telling someone “happy birthday “ when they’re in a group of people who aren’t having birthdays themselves. Only a three year old would get upset that they’re not included.

crackajack,

Yeah, I say Happy Holidays to someone I know who obviously doesn’t celebrate Christmas.

Also, it is weird for conservative Americans to be offended not greeting “Happy Christmas”, when the migrant ancestors of modern Americans did not celebrate it as a holiday until more recently. Protestants thought celebrating Christmas is a Catholic abomination. Look how tables have turned and acting hypocritical as always…

jol,

Most “traditions”, including holiday traditions, food culture, etc, are incredibly recent things. But people cling to it like they are the totality of their identify.

Aurenkin,

No you don’t understand, if I can’t force everyone to be exactly like me that means I’m being oppressed!

Wrrzag,
@Wrrzag@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe it’s different in the US and other cultures, but as an atheist I’ve never seen the phrase as a very religious thing. I say “merry Christmas” and “happy holidays” indistinctly and I’ve never seen anyone offended by the use of either, independtly of their faith (or lack thereof).

I say “merry Christmas” on the actual Christmas day though.

jol,

No one is offended besides the hardcore Christians. No muslim or orthodox Christian or whatever would be mad if you wish them merry Christmas if that’s the thing where you both live. As always, it’s fake fabricated outrage.

CIA_Chatbot, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr
@CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life avatar

Here’s a script idea:

Suzy Citygirl has to plan the perfect Christmas pageant or Bernard Bigbiz will fire her from her job at the Joyless Inc. Little does she know when she gets sent to Tinytown, Vermont on business she’ll meet Matty McSmall town. He owns the struggling local tinsel factory and needs to sell enough tinsel by Christmas or else his grandma won’t be allowed to have the surgery she needs to remove the tumor from her holiday spirt gland. Matty is also single dad that was widowed by a freak tinsel lathing accident and the little girl loves Sally Citygirl from the beginning and secretly helps her dad see past his pain.

With minutes to spare in the Christmas pageant/tumor deadline Suzy convinces Mr. Bigbiz to buy enough tinsel to save the Christmas pageant AND remove grandma’s tumor! But after throwing the perfect pageant she realizes Mr. Bigbiz is a terrible boss, and moves to Tinytown permanently. She falls in love with Matty, and gets a job at his tinsel factory. With her big business skills the struggling tinsel factory grows three sizes that day.

Mr. Bigbiz is ruined. He realizes the error of his ways and comes to Vermont to apologize. Now he too works at the tinsel factory, and loves life now. But don’t forget, throughout the movie the cast interacts with lovable bearded old man who may or may not be Santa, because wtf, why not?

Okokimup,
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

I love how Suzy’s name changed at random.

mycatiskai,

I mean it’s Hallmark, is anything really of consequence?

CIA_Chatbot,
@CIA_Chatbot@normalcity.life avatar

During cold/flu season, I’m lucky the story came off even somewhat consistent lol.

Chetzemoka, in textbook

I mean…

Textbook

Textbook

My actual Anatomy textbook is full of these weirdly sensual illustrations that are just… unnecessary.

DragonTypeWyvern,

If you’re going to pay $399 for a book you might as well get something out of it

Yamainwitch, in textbook

Life imitates art and these artists are freaky as hell and I am here for it 😘🤩

rimorso, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

What do you mean expensive? A Margherita is usually around 7 euros

marco, (edited )
@marco@beehaw.org avatar

I paid 21 USD* (~19 EUR) for a margarita in North-West America yesterday :(

It was pretty good, but it was also small (12"/30cm).

  • that’s before 10% VAT and 15% mandatory tip - you can basically add another 5.
rimorso, (edited )

Wow ok that’s steep (also margarita is Spanish not Italian)

marco,
@marco@beehaw.org avatar

margarita

Ha, that was my spellchecker :)

ChairmanMeow,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

What the fuck

safetygunfatpopcorn,

In Africa?

Cicraft,

Who’s talking about Africa?

rimorso, (edited )

They use euros in Africa? We are talking about Italian pizza so I’m talking about Italy

safetygunfatpopcorn,

You mean frozen pizza then?

agressivelyPassive,

Frozen Pizza is something like 4€ for 3 cheap pizzas or one slightly more fancy pizza. Germany, not Africa.

safetygunfatpopcorn,

No way that’s true

agressivelyPassive, (edited )

shop.rewe.de/p/…/8089206

Three frozen pizzas, 3€.

rimorso,

When I was living in London (pre brexit I don’t know now) I remember paying 6 pounds 50 for a really good napolitan pizza at “Da Michele” while dominoes was like 18 pounds for basically hot garbage

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yep in Italy is dirt cheap but the further away you go the more the American style stays cheap while the Italian style becomes “gourmet” and gets more expensive.

rimorso,

Wow that sucks

Quaxamilliom,
@Quaxamilliom@hexbear.net avatar

in the US they are bougie as shit and the cheapest are usually $17 with the average around $25. And they are usually much shittier than any you’ll find in Italy.

KredeSeraf, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

What has 15 actors, 4 settings, 2 writers and 1 plot?

!633 hallmark movies!<

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