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CowsLookLikeMaps, in Need to update the meme

Kissinger, the Forrest Gump of war crimes.

BaronVonBort,

My mama always said life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what country’s sovereignty you’re gonna violate.

andrew_bidlaw, (edited ) in I'm gonna pee in a Hot Topic
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Row, row, row your Hog

Gently down the stream.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,

Life is but a dream.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in Need to update the meme

aw c’mon, This cartoon is pretending that mortality can only strike one person at a time.

MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

No that’s when death plays the coin pushers at the arcade.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Finally.

today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they’ve gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.

KnowledgeableNip, in Need to update the meme

Death comes in threes.

Charlie Munger, Henry Kissinger…

I’m very excited to see who our third strike is.

cows_are_underrated,

Trump. Even as a non American I feel sorry for you if he gets elected again.

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Imagine the conspiracy theories the crazies would cook up! As another non American I think they would be fun.

interolivary,
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I wouldn’t be surprised if it’d be the last free election in the US if Trump gets elected again

IDontHavePantsOn,

C’mon grandma!

rgb3x3,

Really want that inheritance, huh?

IDontHavePantsOn,

Oh no. She’s dirt poor and I won’t receive a tin can. She’s just pure evil and deserves death.

veroxii,

Rupert Murdoch would be nice.

Etienne_Dahu,

Margaret Thatcher?

KnowledgeableNip,

Again?

Etienne_Dahu,

Forgot she ded already 💀

KnowledgeableNip,

Double tap couldn’t hurt

pingveno,

I hear her headstone makes a popular loo.

stanka, in Social Media Users

I’m an OSS guy, but running these services is not free. Someone is paying for bandwidth, power, hardware, etc.

UrPartnerInCrime, in When will that bastard die?
@UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works avatar

Absolute madman!

Immersive_Matthew, in Rest in piss, Henry

At least the cartoon here is accurate in that you pluck one, but there are many others who are the same, some not even born yet.

BreadOven, in When will that bastard die?

Finally we can start counting up on that chart. Rest in piss (and worse) Henry.

ako946659663, in Never change Lemmy

So this is why Golden State Warriors are called “Dubs”! Today I learned.

The nickname comes from people shortening Warriors to the letter W. The shorter form of the letter W is pronounced “Dub.” It also helps that W represents the word “win” in the world of sports, so when their fans refer to them as the Dubs, they are also referring to the team as winners.

ElBarto, in Finally.
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middlemanSI, in Oh No, anyway

3:30 is ALWAYS AM

scrubbles, in Rest in piss, Henry
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I think Henry Kissinger is one of those unifying things. It’s amazing, black or white, communist or capitalist, east or west… everyone hated him

intrepid, (edited )

I think Henry Kissinger is one of those unifying things. It’s amazing, black or white, communist or capitalist, east or west…

Oh! Is that why they gave him the Nobel piss prize?

DAMunzy, in Hurt like me.

Oh… Fuck. You!

Well played. I lost THE GAME twice in one day

Aquilae,
@Aquilae@hexbear.net avatar

Welp, I just lost The Game

DAMunzy,

Sorry, had to be done. Everyone must suffer in this thread. 😘

mexicancartel,

What is THE GAME?

lvl7,
interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I lost the game years ago, and soon you will have lost it too. It’s a 20 year old meme, but basically:

The Game is a mind game in which the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions of The Game. Depending on the variation, it is held that the whole world, or all those who are aware of the game, are playing it at all times. Tactics have been developed to increase the number of people who are aware of The Game, and thereby increase the number of losses.

DAMunzy,

I remember the game being introduced to me whilst in highschool in the early 90s. It was introduced to me by my stoner friends. I lost it a few times during highschool because it was a thing along with getting punched if looking at the circle. I definitely lost it in 1997 when the movie The Game came out. I have lost it many more times as the years grind on.

bi_tux, in Hurt like me.
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

Took me 3min to get it

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