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Rustmilian, (edited ) in alternative to trees
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Trees can’t survive if they can only get water from a 6’‘x6’’ cookie cutter hole in concrete.

_number8_, in european stereotypes

fuck why can’t i live in europe. almost every day i have the opposite experience where a well meaning midwest person tries to be friendly and my brain just…stalls and does something like this

sexy_peach,

come to berlin nobody here is friendly

MindSkipperBro12,

Have they finally rebuilt the city since the war?

sexy_peach,

It’s mostly shitty pre WW2 buildings… They do look nice and give the city character I guess.

Valmond,

Lot of east-block stuff from after the war too.

DriftinGrifter,

Barlin ist atzenplatz1

PRUSSIA_x86,

Oh that’s Ohkay, yoo know we all have days like thiat

Naja_Kaouthia, in Wok 22
@Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world avatar

To hell with Panda Express and those places. The best Chinese takeout has a number in the name.

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’d be worried if Panda Express had to close down and change their name quarterly every time they had a health inspection.

satans_crackpipe, in yellow guy

I sure hope it’s Pissy the Piss Jug!

gullible, in alternative to trees

Trees and algae have different utilities. Trees are beautiful, reduce temperature, offer shade, and produce a modest amount of oxygen. Algae tanks produce vastly more oxygen by volume and cause you to question whether it’s really enough to continue meandering through life in this stone and metal postmodern hellscape and maybe it’s okay to finally indulge in a vacation near open fields and untamed wilderness. The local camping spots might be available in a few weeks if my sanity can hold out. One doesn’t completely substitute the other.

istdaslol, in another video essay

to be fair, the first hour he talkes about Internet Historian and othwers, with length on illuminaughtii.

someguy3, in alternative to trees

Roots fuck things up.

Kbin_space_program, (edited ) in alternative to trees

Because Trees are for rich people only.

Poor people don't get natural shade. They just get to see "luxury" apartment towers with tenant only "public parks from a distance.
/s

fl42v, in alternative to trees

They grow upside down

redblacktree-132936558

kibiz0r,

Unless you invert it

NarrativeBear, (edited ) in soak and jump hump

There is a hilarious mockumentary called "Jury Duty (2023) where there is a scene like this.

Worth a watch, James Marsden is in the show as well.

Edit: Here’s a link to the scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTRKXtfv8Y

Supervisor194,
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

Soaking seems like a particularly egregious loophole.

LordGimp, in awww, you're sweet

Lookin all right Jeff.

BarrierWithAshes, in yellow guy
@BarrierWithAshes@kbin.social avatar

It'll be Springtrap with all the FNAF movies we're gonna get.

GrammatonCleric, in another video essay
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Also this one: youtu.be/yDp3cB5fHXQ

PaupersSerenade, in Wok 22
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s just an exo going through some memory wipes, no big deal. Wok-44 is when we need to worry

satans_crackpipe, in soak and jump hump

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can’t you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

There’s a 5 minute cool down period between each soak, unless you purchase the atheist pack in the store, which cuts the cool down, but you run through stamina quickly.

1847953620,

sky gramps is into all of this already

Robust_Mirror,
radioactiveradio,

Even with a cooldown, there’s two people. Can at least hit a combo.

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