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Aurenkin, in Yeah... switch to chrome 😅

Never!

RIP_Cheems, in At least he didn't die with an unanswered question.
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Yes.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, in Even my mom is a better pirate.

dude doesn’t know about the moving invisible X close buttons on the second set of popover popunder pop pop! invisible ads. What a n00b.

eochaid, in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good
@eochaid@lemmy.world avatar

Ironically, pumpkin spice has absolutely no pumpkin in it. Its just Cinnamon, nutmet, ginger, cloves, and allspice.

cerement, in Yummy
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

now if they were made with salmiakki instead …

Hotzilla,

Altho you could just have mustamakkara, so black budding sausage, aka blood sausage, to make it black.

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

but where’s the licorice? … lakritsmustamakkara?

Hotzilla,

Some crazy Tamperelainen has probably made one

navi, in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good

The spice must flow!

spudwart, in Choose your vehicle
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

No more cars!!

DragonTypeWyvern, in Party God is in the HOOUUSE tonight...Everybody gonna have a good time

As long as you’re aware that you need a buddy system, because the guy is literally the original Frat Bro

Holzkohlen, in True next-gen graphics

Both are great games to pick up for like $10 I assume. I have not played either.

Holzkohlen, in Choose your vehicle

Pfff that car ain’t even street legal in my country.

Hamartiogonic,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

Also, it probably weighs over 3500 kg, so you’ll need a C license to drive it. Fun fact, if you have one of those, you can also drive a huge lorry. Why would you choose an eyesore like that, when you could be a badass rock hauler.

BruceTwarzen,

Some dude drives on of those where i live. I've never seen it move, it's always parked on the same spot where it doesn't fit. Completely with aouthern state flag and stickers that say that only gay cops pull him over and how every car that is not a v8 is for girls. I'd be so embarrassed to drive that thing.

SuperSpruce,

So by his logic a Lamborghini Aventador is for girls.

snowe,
@snowe@programming.dev avatar

And a dodge challenger, Chevy Camaro, all of the Nissan Z series and all of the skyline series, the delorean dmc-12, most mustangs, Acura nsx, Subaru wrx sti, the list is literally hundreds of cars long.

All of these cars are definitely too much car for that dude I can guarantee it.

WaxedWookie,

Worse - Europeans

Bytemeister,

I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

i_am_hiding,

I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like “Terry” and “Ian” every time I pull up to a stop.

I haven’t seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

holycrap,

Clearly he’s trying to attract a gay male cop

WetBeardHairs,

Pull me over daddy UwU

lemming741,

A 255? Who’s taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

Bytemeister,

No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

lemming741,

Gotcha. If I had one of those, I’d paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

Bytemeister,

Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.

nucawysi,

where i live, which is in the south, every 3 cars is one of these, they lift suvs too, so that increases the odds. when cops clock out they also drive one of these, even the gay ones. driving it is no big deal, its how they drive and what they do with it, usually road raging other road users, intimidating them, and trying to run them off the road, in other words bullying and intimidation, which is likely why they own one in the first place. why do they feel a strong desire to bully or intimidate anyone? that’s a great question. why do you have to knock out the biggest guy in jail to get any respect? …

Acters,

There is a dealership here called lifted trucks(I know very straight forward. straight to the main selling point) they have more lots here than other dealerships.It is very clear the amount of lifted trucks here went up significantly. The whole city screams that I’m only doing it to get women because I’m insecure about myself. Which is the reason why I wish to move to Europe’s walkable cities or just move to a place with no one around.

nucawysi,

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  • Acters,

    I didnt say I owned a truck. I have a electric bike that I built. I said either go to a walkable city OR go to the middle of nowhere “living off the land.”

    Boxtifer,

    Have you ever heard of capitalization?

    HugeCounterargument,

    They’re trying to fight against CAPITAList oppression in any way they can.

    nucawysi,

    reading comprehension?

    twei,

    I hope nothing happens to his tires

    wowwoweowza, in Stock photo memes are for everyone…

    Hey — upvotes and downvotes! Signs of life! Question: how do I post so that the image appears directly and there is no need to click the link?

    FQQD,

    putting the direct link into the link section, ctrl-c ctrl-v, uploading…

    wowwoweowza,

    Thank you… and please pardon my newness… but you are suggesting two actions here? Can you please kindly break these down? (Sorry this is so cringy but I just need guidance.)

    octoperson,

    Hello!

    Your link is to pixel.mamutut.space/p/…/621370665154999687 which is not actually the picture, but a web page that includes the picture (plus some other elements). Some web pages include metadata that lets services like Lemmy pull out the relevant image, but that isn’t present or isn’t working correctly here, so we don’t see the picture.

    If you click the picture at your link, it takes you to the picture itself at …mamutut.space/…/Pu8IxA7M4OKDSRYvr01WzyNJEwv0IkEV… . If you replace the URL in your post with this one, it should work as you expect.

    wowwoweowza,

    Got it! Not exactly sure how this hadn’t occurred to me but thank you for the kind reminder. I think I’ve got this now.

    ComradePorkRoll, in I always have both too many and not enough friends smh

    This isn’t how you form a union.

    Zoboomafoo,
    @Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

    I think that every time I see a leftist talking about how their coworkers are servants of capitalism and their enemy

    ComradePorkRoll,

    A little bit of sympathy goes a long way. Creating a culture of care can be so easy when you realize how much power it creates for you and your fellow workers in the workplace. Care radically, Fellow Workers!

    irmoz,

    You dropped these “”

    digger, in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good
    @digger@lemmy.ca avatar

    He who controls the spice, controls the Universe.

    Ulvain, in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good

    Invest in pumpkin futures and sell soon

    🤲💎

    wowwoweowza, in Memes needs moderators

    I’m slowly migrating to the Fediverse. Just created pixel fed account.

    Posted a meme.

    Two questions:

    When I view my post in my account I see a link to image instead of image.

    And not sure how to sort memes by new.

    And to the topic of this thread… I would like to volunteer but I’m still finding me way. When I’m more confident I shall volunteer.

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