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DmMacniel, in awww, you're sweet

Why is Jeff missing an arm?

Jeff,

On this very night, ten years ago, along this very stretch of road in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building…

Jtee,
@Jtee@lemmy.world avatar

Know the work rules

ch00f,

Because OP didn’t want to pay for content-aware fill.

Diabolo96,

People were screaming when art generations was created. Adope yoinks it, change its name and make you pay for it and it became the norm ? Bruh…

Anyway , try stable diffusion with comfyUi , automatic1111.

ch00f,

‘Twas joke

SomeBoyo,

We don’t talk about that here.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Jeff didn’t follow the machine shop floor rules.

Sculptor9157,

That’s why you always leave a note.

Dudewitbow,

People and their loose sleeves

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

That's why Jeff has a desk job now

MamboGator,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

I had to check the original to make sure I haven’t been missing something this whole time.

evulhotdog,

Diabeetus.

hakunawazo, (edited )
moshtradamus666, (edited ) in soak and jump hump

I’m disgusted by this information. Enough internet for today.

moshtradamus666, in another video essay

I just watched this today. Absolute cinema.

ForestOrca, in alternative to trees
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

I saw something like this, which piped exhaust from a generator thru a container of water and algae, with the idea to capture the co2, etc produced. Sure why not. I'll still prefer trees.

toast,

I’ll still prefer trees

God, yes. Trees provide shade, transpirative cooling, homes for animals (birds, mammals, insects), and a particular natural beauty that tanks of algae do not.

ouRKaoS, in Wok 22

It was originally just called “Wok”

distantsounds,

You have to wok before you 1

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Or Wok 0

lowleveldata, in alternative to trees

Trees are too useful so we keep cutting them down

grue,

Nobody uses an urban tree that gets cut down. It just gets hauled off to the landfill.

It’s absolutely ludicrous that when the gigantic oak in my yard fell the arborist didn’t know of anybody who could cut it up into lumber for me – even in a city with so many urban trees that it’s called the “city in a forest” – but allegedly the economics of it don’t work out, or something. I dunno if that’s true, but it pisses me off enough that I’m half-tempted to go buy a damn portable sawmill and start a business doing it myself.

FierySpectre,

Say that to the table in my living room. (They removed a lot of old exotic trees that were lining some road some years back, those trees got sold to people making nice tables).

Selling the trees was only a side effect, and these weren’t your run of the mill trees either. But exceptions exist

lowleveldata, in Wok 22

I’d be disappointed if they didn’t use that many woks in the process of making my food

RealFknNito, in soak and jump hump
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Just fuck already

Lexam,

Every porn I have ever watched.

TheRedSpade,

Allow me to introduce you to a wonderful tool: the seek bar

Robust_Mirror,

But then I’ll miss important plot points! How can I understand how they got into that position without the context!?

UnRelatedBurner, (edited ) in european stereotypes

Every single European stereotype is true.

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

It’s almost as if stereotypes are based on some truths… 😅

Kusimulkku,

Oh boy, you do not want to say that

UnRelatedBurner,

he did tho, and I agree

Globulart, (edited )

Sounds like something a fat stupid American would say.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

fat stupid American

AKA an American.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

how many layers deep is this? the stereotypical european would say something like that. Or is that the joke and I’m just too simple to understand?

Globulart, (edited )

Haha it’s absolutely the joke mate.

I, a European, objected to being stereotyped in any way so I proved the point by being oblivious to myself doing the exact same thing.

I don’t think all Americans are fat and stupid. Some are actually pretty thin as it goes…

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

as a fat stupid american, thank you for explaining the joke, mate

Globulart,

No worries you adorably chubby simpleton you :) x

Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to not visiting the dentist and having a more advanced sense of humour than you.

Hiro8811, (edited )

Plus public healthcare

Globulart,

Just barely these days unfortunately…

Hiro8811,

At least it doesn’t cost 1000 for a ride in the WooWoo van

Globulart,

True enough. I’m definitely not saying its worse than the US, it’s just so badly understaffed at the moment that any “non emergency” surgery will likely be a year or more waiting.

Hiro8811,

Where is that?

Globulart,

UK

Hiro8811,

didn’t expect that

Globulart,

Don’t get me wrong, I’m thankful it exists at all, but there’s a reason doctors have just announced the longest strike in NHS history unfortunately. My wife is a doctor and frequently treats dying patients in the corridor, it’s just a mess and a lot of people seem to think it’s being deliberately underfunded to eventually make privatisation the only option.

Hiro8811, (edited )

That’s one downside of public infrastructure. The government can only allocate a certain budget. There’s a similar situation where I live but it’s about a school.

killeronthecorner, (edited )
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Absolutely! I actually met the thin one at a conference once

ExLisper,

Hey, I also met the thin American once. Small world…

UnRelatedBurner,

I see what you did there, but fyi I’m from middle Europe

Globulart,

Just a joke mate :) x

ExLisper,

There’s no such thing as Middle Europe. Oder river separates Western Europe from Eastern Europe. That’s it.

Name,

What about latitude!

ExLisper,

London would be in Central Europe.

Hiro8811,

True

Broccoli,
@Broccoli@lemmy.world avatar
ExLisper,
crispy_kilt, (edited )

Central Europe: a term invented by the less eastern eastern europe so they stop getting called eastern europe

mory,

As a less eastern eastern european, can confirm

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think we found the Wise Old Fat Man of the River

kuneho,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

especially as you go more and more to the east

Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, most Lithuanians are not gangsters or hookers, we just exported those abroad.

Kusimulkku,

This gets bad quickly

notthebees, in alternative to trees

This doesn’t have a root system to worry about so it needs less underground space. Don’t get me wrong I love me a good tree, but in places where there isn’t enough land for roots to spread this could be useful. Lots of side walk trees die due to not enough space for the roots

BeefPiano, in soak and jump hump

It’s not actually a real thing. Maybe a couple (throuple?) horny Mormons did it, but its not like standard practice.

NevermindNoMind, in another video essay

Whenever I come across YouTube drama I’m always a little sad that I’m out of the loop and can’t participate in whatever is going on and tempted to go down a rabbit hole to figure it out, but then I realize my ignorance has saved me probably hundreds of hours of time that would otherwise be wasted worrying and arguing about things that haven’t the slightest impact on my life. Still, for my sake, enjoy your drama guys.

CM400,

This is a good video, though, you’ll get caught up, smell the BS for a minute, he entertained, and then not have to think about it ever again.

If you’re so inclined to watch it, that is. Todd does good work.

NevermindNoMind,

Alright youve convinced me, I’m a sucker for drama

praise_idleness, in Damn you short cables....

Stupidly short thinking

brown567, in alternative to trees

Trees have trouble in urban areas with a lot of traffic

nilclass,

Traffic has trouble in urban areas with a lot of trees

doublejay1999, in european stereotypes
@doublejay1999@lemmy.world avatar

What he was trying to politely say is “I’m not sharing my joint with vous

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