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HikingVet, in soak and jump hump

Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I’m too asexual to understand?

NubTubz,

No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they’re into watching other people fuck.

astanix,

Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

…they would still be moving around

Duranie,

Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

qaz, (edited )

The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

sexy_peach,

They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

kpw,

No.

zoostation,

No, it was just a dumb hoax.

half_built_pyramids,

I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them

kautau,
EvilHankVenture,

I was hoping someone would post that

TexMexBazooka,

I knew before I even opened the link

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

The old poohole loophole

Fuck_u_spez_,

The ol’ poophole loophole.

kWazt,
odium,

What did they think sodomy meant?

astanix,

I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

lowleveldata,

Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

_danny, (edited )

Are they fucking morons

Close, they are mormons fucking

Gabu,

To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

otter,

That’s what she said?

_danny, (edited )

the difference is so small you can barely tell

Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.

ipkpjersi,

No, they’re mormons.

Kingofthezyx,

Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

Scubus,

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

decisivelyhoodnoises,

It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

eskimofry,

No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

Edit: sorry wrong community.

mrcleanup,

Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

Im_old, in yellow guy

Well the previous ones were all great, so let’s hope so!

gibmiser,

I think Pac Man had the most compelling redemption arc of all fiction.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Did he get himself off the pills?

ElleChaise,

Especially impressive considering that fever everybody was breaking into at the time.

Gullible,

He’s come a long way since his Grand Wizard days, but the cannibalism is still concerning.

AVincentInSpace,

i agree with almost all of these however i will fight you about the minions

Im_old,

That’s fine, I am an evil genius with an army of minions, bring it on!

words_number,

Not sure about the last one honestly, but otherwise yes!

helpImTrappedOnline, in soak and jump hump

I only know the context of this because of the recent Zach Star video.

LoamImprovement, in soak and jump hump
AVincentInSpace,

How did those girls keep a straight face that entire time

toxicbubble420, in soak and jump hump

…sauce?

harmsy, in yellow guy

You thought it would be a new yellow guy, but it was I! DIO!!

toxicbubble420, in yellow guy

1940s: tweety bird

toast, (edited )
cypherpunks,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

oops you beat me to it, though i put it in the 50s (it started in 42 but i think its iconic phase was more in the 50s)

DeepGradientAscent, in Lemmy >>>>> Reddit
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Lemmy is great if you can ignore all the tankies circle-jerking and fellating each other.

TheUltimateCommunist, (edited )
@TheUltimateCommunist@lemmygrad.ml avatar

You know the creators of Lemmy are tankies, right?

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

No, I didn’t. Authoritarian ball-garglers everywhere these days, I guess.

Rustmilian, in soak and jump hump
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Mormon - m = Moron

Jorgelino,

Mormon - m = Oro

Rustmilian, (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Windows user detected.
You’re so case-insensitive, ba-dum-tss.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Mormon - m + e = oreo

driving_crooner, (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Did you mean oron?

NoIWontPickaName,

I can’t tell if that is a purposeful typo or not.

sus, (edited )

mormon - 5*n = Oro

_danny, (edited )

Technically it’d need to be:

mormon / 2m = oron

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

A word isn’t a product of letters, that would made mormon = nomorm, but an ordered set, where the subtract operation gives you the first set without any element also found on the second set (in set notation A-B = A-(A intersection B)

_danny,

You’re right, that would be more technically correct.

themusicman, (edited )

If words are an ordered set, then mormon = morn

Words are a base 27 integer. (mormon - mon) / a000 + on = moron

Jorgelino,

Perhaps…

masinko,

Mormon ÷ m = oro

vivadanang,

the remainder n needs to be accounted for

Jorgelino,

The n stands for nothing, therefore it’s invisible.

radioactiveradio,

Oro+a-o= ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!!

Riccosuave,
@Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

Math ✔️’s out.

Themadbeagle,

Mormon - m = m (Moron - 1)

xpinchx,

Or… ormon… oron

Custoslibera, in it takes the edge off

The world events keep coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming.

banneryear1868, in nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

We have fed you all for a thousand years, for that was our doom you know

From the days where you chained us in your fields, to the strike of a week ago

themeatbridge, in Relatable to everyone

My nose was entirely blocked yesterday, and I was sitting here reading this meme realizing I was taking it for granted.

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Damn you short cables....

I woul’ve just cut it and extended it… and find out in the process that there is more to that cable than meets the eye.

Decoy321,

You cut your power cables?

0x4E4F,

If the cable is too short, yeah… that or just change the cable, depends how complicated disassembly of the appliance is.

helpImTrappedOnline,

If you know how to re-wire stuff properly, it’s conceptually an easy process (some devices can be tricky to take apart).

For example, on that toaster you can replace the cable with a longer one, put a new plug on it if that gets worn out, or if absolutely needed splice the cable with another one (that’s for when the device can’t be opened up for some reason)

Unplug toaster before cutting the power cord, or any other maintenance, such as cleaning the 3 years of crumb its collected.

The most preferred method is to replace the entire cable, the wires connect inside the device somewhere, probably with simple screw terminals. Replace the whole cable and you don’t have to worry about any weak points in the splice or insulation, because there are none.

The danger is when you don’t know how electricity and wiring works or get lazy and take shortcuts.

There’s a bunch that can go wrong, some of them have potentially life ending consequences, which is why it’s a bad idea to work on electronics…unless you take the time to learn how they work and be smart about it.

Decoy321, (edited )

Thank you for that interesting read. Seems like quite a lot of effort and risk for a cheap toaster.

Gabu,

Seems like quite a lot of effort and risk for a cheap toaster.

It really isn’t - if you have the technical knowledge.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

And if you do chances are you’d happily take other people’s cheap toasters and repair them just for the fun of it.

helpImTrappedOnline,

For a cheap toaster, yes, I wouldn’t bother either unless it was the best toaster ever. But for more expensive things, like an air fryer, power tools, vacuums, any thing with sentimental value… it is a great skill to learn how to do safely.

Just replacing a broken plug on an extension cord can save you big, the good cords are going for $20+, a new plug is closer to $2 (although replacing the plug removes its safety for outdoor use as it’s no longer a water tight seal).

Its usually cheaper to replace the damaged part than the whole unit.

QuinceDaPence,

Same. Also, countertop appliances should always have at least a 3' cord. I believe that's part of electrical code.

PeWu, (edited )

3’? Three… minute? \j

QuinceDaPence,

3 feet.

' is feet

" Is inches

Example: someone who is 5 foot 9 inches tall can write their height as 5'9"

PeWu,

Thank you for enlightening me in the freedom units sir

QuinceDaPence,

I also remembered it's often written in that format on clearance height signs and such so here's an "In the wild" example.

https://www.postguard.com/image/catalog/Height-Guard-Drive-Thru-Closeup.jpg

0x4E4F,

Have no idea about those standards to be honest, all sorts of Chinese shit appliances get imported here, I don’t think we have a code that regulates that.

QuinceDaPence,

Yeah I know plenty of chenese stuff ignores it. I forget where it's said but countertop appliances are supposed to be 3' cords and others are supposed to have 6' cords. And then in houses you're supposed to have plugs at those distances so people usually shouldn't need extension cords.

half_built_pyramids, in yellow guy

Dhmis yellow guy

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

He first appeared in 2011. Disqualified! So says a fellow yellow guy.

https://y.yarn.co/821b75fc-4a2c-498d-8a1d-87d06e25f736_screenshot.jpg

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston,
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Voiced by Justin Roiland, no less.

PotjiePig, (edited ) in yellow guy
cypherpunks, (edited )
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

i thought this might fit but the first episode was 1969 so it doesn’t really

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston,
samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Only from one year earlier, in 1968. 1966 if you want to count the song, which is a bit better.

TheRedSpade,

Didn’t the Simpsons first air in '89?

samus12345, (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but Bart’s first appearance was on the Tracy Ullman show in 1987, Woodstock first appeared in 1967, and Spongebob did in 1999. Just splitting hairs at that point.

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