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HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Lies! Deception!
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Wait till you hear about the plastic and play-dough “food” they use in advertisements and the glamour shots on a restaurant menu or order board.

Dublin112,

Watching a video that showed how they do cheese for pizza makes seeing those commercials absolutely hilarious to me knowing its basically nothing but glue.

jol, in Lies! Deception!

Yup

rbits,

Knew someone was going to comment this

LoamImprovement, in nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

You know, I used to think that about myself. I’ve found that I actually enjoy intermittent periods of doing things that are valuable and could be construed as work, when I’m well-rested and the impacts of trauma are minimized. But the problem is that state so rarely exists in life for so many people because we are forced to do this shit day in and day out, and they call us lazy and entitled when we no longer have the capacity to handle it. I’ve been in a near-continuous state of burnout for so long that I cannot imagine myself happy even if I never had to work again. My anhedonia is so bad that when I get home from work, all I do is eat and sleep, even on the weekends. I put some shit on YouTube to pass the time and I can’t even remember what it is I watched, it’s more or less just a grey noise generator. Deep in the back of myself I remember a person who once enjoyed things and had goals and dreams, but about the same time I start feeling like that person again, I have to go back to work, and it starts all over. This is no way to live.

reverendsteveii, in nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

I wanna quibble with this just a little bit. People work. Left to their own devices, with their needs met, people will dedicate their energy toward generating value.

What no one wants to do is a job, which is an arrangement by which several of us have to do more in exchange for less so one of us can do nothing all day and then complain that “nobody wants to work anymore”.

morrowind, in Relatable to everyone
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t understand, you can just breathe through your mouth though?

xeekei, (edited )

For non-mouthbreathers, that’s actually quite unpleasant.

AOCapitulator,
@AOCapitulator@hexbear.net avatar

then your mouth will get all dry and if you’re sick you’ve probably got a sore throat too, the #1 time I try not to breath through my mouth

usernamesaredifficul,

the worst part is when it happens while you sleep

hrimfaxi_work, in Now that the trailer is out
@hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social avatar

Grand Theft Auto 6: Everything We Know So Far

Darkard, in Now that the trailer is out

9 reasons GTA fans OUTRAGED by new trailer. Number 7 will make you cum in your pants

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Great now I need new pants

MrVilliam,

13 Pairs Of Pants You’re A Fucking Moron For Not Already Owning! Number 6 Will Make You Cum In Your Pants Again!

harry_balzac,

Finally, something that’ll make me cum

fadhl3y, in POV: you're American

Or Scottish

joyjoy, in expandn’t the list

They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

Lucien,
@Lucien@hexbear.net avatar

Murderers have been cancelled

thefartographer,

Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!

GarytheSnail,
@GarytheSnail@programming.dev avatar

You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

toxicbubble420, in Now that the trailer is out

headlines: RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED

article: 2025

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t forget about the dozen plus ads and the word salad before and after a screenshot of a tweet from Rockstar

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

Way too much credit given. I’d expect 4 paragraphs of churned out garbage before finally seeing 2025

CaptainBasculin, (edited ) in expandn’t the list

Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

0x4E4F, (edited )

Proven is 193. It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove in court.

Dagnet, (edited )

“Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim”

“You are aware this will only worse your case right?”

“I’m trying to beat a record here ok?”

CosmicTurtle,

There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn’t really make a difference.

radioactiveradio,

They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

0x4E4F,

Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences… like… they can trial you for the rest, but what’s the point.

helpImTrappedOnline,

As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

gingernate,

Username checks out …

radioactiveradio,

Must’ve gotten 6 stars

WaterSword, in expandn’t the list
@WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

kpw,

It's missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

helpImTrappedOnline,
HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

0/10 not enough minions.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

you a boss frfr ong 🫡

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

Infernal_pizza,
@Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world avatar

With the oh no song playing in the background

Moxvallix,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

i hate that voice

Octopus1348, (edited )
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

alienzx,

TIHI

hakunawazo,

Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

😉?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

shiveyarbles, in Now that the trailer is out

I can’t wait to read more about the release date

FuyuhikoDate, in expandn’t the list
helpImTrappedOnline, (edited )

It probably was there at some point. Here’s an edit page where someone undid the edit adding “You can help expanding this list by killing people!” (Poor grammar copied as is)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/…/1135793049

If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

30p87, in soak and jump hump

What religion does to people.

Xyre,

Somehow god is all-knowing, but forgot to consider the loopholes.

CarbonIceDragon,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

didnt some religion have a concept where since they believe god infallible, any loophole in the rules must therefore be intended, possibly as a reward for the cleverness of finding it? I forget which one that was

Uncle_Bagel,

Pretty common among Jewish scholars.

NoIWontPickaName,

I like the one where 4 rabbis are arguing 3-1 against each other and god tells them that the 1 guy is right and they respond with “Well that’s 2-3.”

That whole religion, especially the Kabbalah part, is super interesting to me, but it is just so dense that it’s hard to get into.

Patches,

We call it the poophole loophole.

Maven,

To be fair, that’s pretty close to describing the Jewish faith. One fundamental tenet is that God put loopholes there on purpose, and it’s the rabbis’ duty to debate legalistically to extrapolate what he meant based on what he said. That’s why they’re called laws. (I was raised jewish, for the record)

One common one that most people have heard of by now since they went viral on youtube a couple years back, is eruvim. Since there’s a bunch of rules around how much effort you’re allowed to exert on the sabbath (e.g. you’re not allowed to move anything from inside your house to outside, or to carry anything heavy more than about half a meter while outside), people hang a wire, called an eruv (plural eruvim), encircling an area ranging from a small neighbourhood to several city blocks to the entire island of Manhattan, proclaiming it to be one big “home”, allowing practicing Jews to do anything they’re only allowed to do at home, anywhere inside its area.

Another fun one that has a lot of ramifications is that we’re not supposed to “start a fire” on sabbath, and rabbi have traditionally declared that turning something electrical on or off is “starting a fire”. Because of this, jewish hospitals have elevators that run constantly between floors so people can just walk on without actually pushing a button and causing a circuit to close. Or lightbulbs; for the longest time, the “solution” was just to leave your lights on all saturday in case you needed them, or maybe spring for electronic timers, or just get your goyim buddy to come over and turn em on for you, but with the modern prevalence of LED bulbs, there’s now jewish smart lights called “shabulbs” that have internal shutters which cover the LEDs without actually extingishing them, so you can turn it back “on” again without breaking the rules. Some places even sell ovens with a shabbat mode so they stay slightly warm all day and never turn all the way off, don’t show the display screen, and don’t turn on their internal lightbulb when you open them after sundown on friday! All this because there’s a rule against starting fires.

Maybe I got a bit off topic, but my point is, In some ways you might say that finding loopholes in Abrahamic law is practicing religion lol

aksdb,

So if I put a movement sensor that triggers a light in front of a jewish household, they couldn’t leave on sabbath because their movement would trigger a fire?

Sordid, (edited )
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

I’ve heard stuff like this several times from different sources over the years, but I’m still not convinced it’s not some elaborate collective prank. It reads like something written by Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams.

Maven,

The really short version is that the jewish belief is that an omniscient god wrote the torah with the complete foreknowledge that people would be debating over its intent in edge cases for the rest of time, and so he wrote exactly what was necessary for rabbis to collectively come to the correct conclusions. If an interpretation would’ve been wrong, then god would’ve written that part differently.

Essentially it’s D&D rules lawyering

Sordid, (edited )
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

I get that, but at the same time I don’t. I mean, it doesn’t make sense to me. Expecting endless debate and also expecting correct conclusions to be reached seems contradictory, since once conclusions are reached, debate would cease. This is one of those things that make me feel very uncertain, like when you finish an exam in half the allotted time, watch everyone else keep furiously working, and start questioning whether everyone else is dumb or whether you are and you missed something obvious. I get that feeling a lot when reading/thinking about religion.

0x4E4F, (edited )

All this because there’s a rule against starting fires.

Shit… I though people over here were nuts… thank you for proving me wrong.

kambusha,

This was such a fun & interesting read. Thank you!

AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Jewish hospitals have paternoster lifts? That sounds ironic.

Maven,

Unfortunately not, just normal elevators programmed to go up and down to each floor automatically at regular intervals rather than requiring any user input.

Holzkohlen,

I can just imagine having parents care about any of this and being SO annoyed by it. Worst I got as a kid is going to church on christmas before opening the presents. (We do presents on the evening of the 24th)

Maven,

It was worse when I was a kid, in winter we had to heat the house to blistering on friday afternoons and just hope it stayed warm enough til sabbath ended (if it wasn’t, we had to get a non-Jewish friend to come turn the furnace on for a bit, and there was all sorts of rules about whether that was allowed too). And if you turned a light off at night by reflex, it stayed off. Nowadays there’s all sorts of “sabbath mode” gadgets lol

vivadanang,

people hang a wire

yes yes, omniscient and omnipotent no doubt, this fucking string will fool god…

I honestly wonder if this is as hilarious to them as it is to outsiders

brbposting,

I knew about the elevators (and forgot about Manhattan) but this one’s new for me:
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6a0ab00a-e21a-4381-86d3-6442e038ccc2.jpeg

Men approving this 2-year innovation’s hoodwinking of God:
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/889288a3-7de9-493e-9d5a-06fc54ef051a.jpeg

ExLisper, (edited )

In the Netflix show Unorthodox there’s a scene where a girl wants to go out but bunch of neighbours standing at the exit tell her that eruv is broken so she has to go back to her apartment and leave her bags. There’s no explanation given but I’ve read about the eruv thing in the past so I knew what’s going on. I felt smart.

AndrasKrigare,

That’s super interesting. I was not raised Jewish at all, but I’ve heard an expression “making a fence around the Tora.” At least as it was explained to me, the idea is that we don’t really know what the exact line is for what we’re supposed to do, so we’re just going not even get close to the line so we know we’re definitely okay.

To me, that seems like the complete opposite of what you describe. Do you know if that’s a different interpretation/sect/denomination or if I’m misunderstanding and those loopholes are the fence around the Tora?

Maven,

those loopholes are the fence around the Tora?

That is essentially correct. The torah itself is sacrosanct, and Rabbinic derivations are not seen as loopholes, so much as expert notes to aid in understanding the intent of the torah and accidentally violating the letter of the law. The really short version is, god is omniscient, and therefore knew when he spoke how his words would be interpreted for all time, and so if he didn’t want people to interpret them a certain way, he would’ve said something different. In other words, following the letter of the law is integral, but rules lawyering is not just allowed, it’s expected. There’s actually a famous jewish parable about a time rabbis exiled god himself from a debate because if he wanted to influence the proceedings, he should’ve done so in the torah.

“The torah says we can’t start a fire on the sabbath. But what counts as ‘fire’ or ‘starting’, exactly?” “The torah says we can’t carry a heavy object more than 4 cubits while outside our private domain on the sabbath. What counts as heavy? What is a private domain?”

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