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HerbalGamer, in What about you?

People need to watch more english things in english. Synchronisation is bad.

PeWu,

I watch English movies with English subtitles, my grammar is non-existent, but at least I can try to convey meaning of a sentence to someone.

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited ) in What about you?

I have found that reading challenging texts out loud has helped my writing, reading, listening, and speaking.

People mock me for it. But it develops an active vocabulary faster than anything that I have stumbled upon for myself.

goldgate,

Pls elaborate, what types of challenging texts, some examples pls.

illectrility,
@illectrility@lemmy.world avatar

Try The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It’s pretty cool and has some very complex sentences

EisFrei,

For me it was Bad Religion lyrics. 13 year old me would sit down in front of the CD player, booklet in one hand, dictionary in the other. Greg Graffin uses an obscene amount of vocabulary that I haven’t encountered anywhere else.

One example:

The masses are obsequious, contented in their sleep. The vortex of their minds ensconced within the murky deep

connaisseur,

Yeah, insane. And he sings those lines so easily like it was just basic stuff.

Kecessa, (edited )

I bet you would like Aesop Rock

pudding.cool/projects/vocabulary/index.html

draughtcyclist,

I’m a native English speaker, and Greg Graffin did more for my vocabulary than public schools ever did.

SolarNialamide,

Lmfao I literally made this meme years ago. I can’t deny they’ve expanded my vocabulary greatly.

captainlezbian,

Garfunkel and Oates are great for it too

tdawg,

I’m a native speaker and even I learned words from reading that

datsritebussy,

“I have found that reading challenging texts aloud has helped me improve my writing, reading, listening, and speaking skills. Some people may mock me for it, but I’ve discovered that it enhances my active vocabulary more quickly than any other method I’ve tried on my own.”

I’ve made some revisions so that English speakers can better understand your text.

queezywheezy,

Totally unnecessary, and bizarrely patronising.

If anybody was struggling to understand that comment then they are not an English speaker…

He’s not looking to be published, he’s just trying to communicate, and doing so very effectively.

tdawg, in AI can generate memes now. This could potentially lead to a new robot-communist era.

Just dont look at the eyes… Or the hands… Or the arms… Or the legs…

Or really all of it

thefartographer, in AI can generate memes now. This could potentially lead to a new robot-communist era.

https://i.imgur.com/DzK7gvZ.jpg

a photo of fat John Cena wrestling a ghost

shiveyarbles,

Ok that’s funny though

KirbySSM, in Who wants to live forever…
@KirbySSM@lemmy.world avatar

time to step down old man

EherVielleicht,
FunkyMonk, in birth control pills ended the baby boomer generation

Respect? I would settle for without the vitriol or 'hardsell' types.

XTornado, in Even my mom is a better pirate.
HurlingDurling,

Was expecting jack sparrow but this is much much better

InputZero,

Do what you want cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate.

PlasmaDistortion, in Who wants to live forever…

There is something we can do, we can enjoy the memes of the young and clever.

zyratoxx, in This good
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar
RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar
explodicle, in Talking mad shit

This is missing the top panels!

Parents ask me to listen --> I sleep

M137, in What about you?

I’m a swede with fully swedish parents, and I have always lived here, but I’ve always sucked at Swedish, both spelling and vocabulary.

But I’m way better at English, I often use English words because I can’t remember or simply don’t know the Swedish equivalent, and sometimes I just give up and fully use English for whatever I’m trying to explain. I wouldn’t say I’m great at grammar overall, but I’m above average based on how bad most people are.

explodicle,

Old Swedish people must be terrified by you!

davel, in rip bozo
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

This is gonna cost you so many fake internet points, comrade. TYFYS 🫡

kristina,

blob-no-thoughts we dont care, we see only upvotes. see no evil, hear no evil. come to hexbear where bad takes are ruthlessly purged

FARTYSHARTBLAST, in Boop
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works avatar

Chemtrails: What stupid people call contrails

eltimablo, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

Oh look, another anti-car meme from someone who clearly doesn't understand cars. Keep it up, Lemmy. One day your relentless negativity will achieve something, and I'll laugh all the way to my grave because it'll be the exact opposite of what y'all wanted.

thepiguy,

But you understand cars right? Pray tell, what is wrong about this post. We all obviously need your divine knowledge, ofc which I presume will also have cited sources right.

eltimablo,

Bike 45 miles each way to work and tell me it's still a viable solution for everyone, everywhere.

Try to build a rail network that adequately covers 3.8 million square miles without driving your country into blinding debt.

Tell me that I need to haul a cello that I value more than my own life in the rain.

Squeeze enough groceries for a family of four to eat for a week into bicycle saddlebags.

But as I mentioned elsewhere, the more smug and sour you act, the more the average person is going to oppose you simply because you're an absolutely insufferable asshole. Then again, if you had social skills, you probably wouldn't be here in the first place because you'd have friends (and maybe a fucking clue).

Go eat uranium, you smug piece of shit.

thepiguy,
  1. 72km is indeed a long distance, but by using bike for travel does not mean using bike to go from your house to your destination unlike how a lot of people think. My usual route (30km) is bike 1km to a bus station where I get on my bus, it takes me almost all the way to my destination. From there, I either get off at a stop which is a 12 minute walk to my destination, if I have plans to travel with my friends who live in the area, or I go to the city center where I take a bus. I do know someone who has to travel 115KM (71 miles) to work, but they just take one train and it brings them within walking distance of their work. And if its raining, I can just walk with an umbrella, get on a tram, and go on from there. By the way, my travel is usually around €150 per month, which is a fixed cost as I have a monthly subscription for the travel. It would be around €500 I think for my friend.
  2. Assuming you are from USA because of miles. A rail network does not need to be placed on every inch of your land. Public transport follows a hierarchy, same as your roads. You don’t have your interstate network taking you to every little corner now do you? Trains are similar. Trains connect major cities. Metro connects up the suburbs and all the distant yet important areas and busses and trams and bikes are for local transport. As for the cost, according to reports from 2016, the total infrastructure costs for rail networks in the EU were €80 billion, while the same for road networks was about €184 billion. Source Am I saying these numbers are conclusive? Absolutely not, European countries in general have prioritised better public transport infrastructure for a long time, and fixing existing infrastructure is a huge undertaking, one which requires a lot of manpower and expert engineers.
  3. And how are you getting this cello in your car? Also, renting a van to use when moving is pretty cheap if you didn’t know! No need to pay quarterly taxes and if the person before you was kind enough, you don’t even need to pay for fuel (although you should leave rented cars with the fuel you got it with). Don’t tell me you trust 16 year olds who just got their license to not hit your car when you are transporting something worth more than your life in the rain.
  4. Actually, most families in the Netherlands already do that. We use bakfiets here.
  5. Maybe you should go talk to your friends or something, have a beer maybe. Walk to the local pub and- oh wait, my bad, I forgot that walking to someplace probably will be lethal where you come from with all those cars. Try to be a bit more positive. And you did not answer my question either, just started insulting me, which was very uncalled for I should say. Its like shooting a man because he stole a $5 sandwich from your store. Anyways, I hope this answer clears your doubts regarding my views on your questions, and I do hope to actually get my question answered instead of getting more stupid questions and insults.
Custoslibera,

Hmmm what future do I want?

Meowoem,

I’m guessing a weird and impossible one if you don’t accept the obvious benefits of electric cars

eltimablo,

Whatever it is, being smug, sour, and ignorant about it is going to get people to oppose you on principle alone.

Custoslibera,

Sounds like a lot of assumptions on your part about what I think.

eltimablo,

I'm referring to the meme you posted, but ok. My statement also applies regardless of topic, so I don't know what to tell you.

rotopenguin, in Please...
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

The secret to finding love is to just be yourself. A hotter, richer, younger version of yourself.

Alby003,
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

Richer ? 🙄 is it essential?

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

It’s the most important part! Remember, when you’re filling out your dating profile, keep the salary figure within reason or they’ll know you’re being yourself a little too hard.

I always find that “a little over six figures” is just vague enough to get you out of a jamb should they find out about your disgusting financial situation! Almost like saying you’re six feet tall: who’s gonna prove you’re really 5’-9" unless they measure you!

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