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nobleshift, in Dear A-holes
@nobleshift@lemmy.world avatar

Obviously you’ve never been shit face piss drunk on Broadway at 3:AM on a weekend. A greasy bag of Dicks just might save your life. That or make you wish you’d Ubered to Five Points …

funkless_eck, in Little ones
JokeDeity, in Never jammed out to an Adobe Pro patcher harder

Link to a solid one? Mine broke and I can’t use several features anymore.

Treczoks, (edited ) in Forklift

Freshly certified like Staplerfahrer Klaus?

For those who don't understand the language: This is the parody of an officially sponsored training/education film. The speaker is a well-known voice for a series of traffic safety videos that were shown weekly on TV in the 70s. It starts with the ceremony of handing out the forklift operator certificates, and then follows one of those nwly minted forklift operators, describing things one should not do around or with forklifts.

This so much needs English subtitles...

AngryCommieKender,
haui_lemmy, in Relentless potatoes

Nightmare fuel fr.

danc4498, in Colonial

The reveal at the end of apocalypto has always stuck with me in my mind.

JokeDeity, in Forklift

Honestly not even a bad idea.

psychothumbs, in Relentless potatoes

This is why the alien entity in the Expanse was called the Protatomolecule

HikingVet, in Little ones

Can I get a Pixel?

GBU_28,

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

HikingVet,

Well, you aren’t OP, so you get a pass this time.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

don’t you see we’re almost out of pixels?

HikingVet,

Well, go to the store and get more!

Phoenix3875, in Fast casual

That’s fixed capital for you.

pl_woah,

I don’t get it

It would be fixed capital regardless of the interior design and chairs?

Phoenix3875,

The difference is that fixed capital matters little to the rate of profit, so they can spend a lot of money and it still evens out over the period of operation. The food and wage, on the other hand, affects the rate of profit a lot. So we can usually see restaurants with “fancy” decors, but with shitty food and low wages.

moistclump, in Plato

Can someone eli5 this premise again? It’s that we’re in the cave and our experiences are just projections? I can’t remember why that is or what the thesis was.

davitz,

To oversimplify, it’s a metaphor about what it’s like to go through life relying only on your senses and not using reason to question or analyze the deeper meanings behind your surface impressions. The story goes on to discuss a prisoner who escapes the cave and gets a taste of true reality, that prisoner is meant to represent a philosopher. When the escaped prisoner returns and tells the others of what he’s seen, they reject his claims saying how absurd it would be to believe that there’s anything more than just the shadows. I think in this day and age it’s easy to guess what that interaction represents, but Plato had a particular bone to pick about this since his mentor had essentially been executed for questioning various things.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegory_of_the_cave?wprov=…

craftyindividual,

If there’s an Alligator in the cave, it’s definitely time to go outside.

Anticorp,

Cave of Socrates perhaps?

baseless_discourse, (edited ) in Score

On the other hand if most of your school’s money is in some investment firm, instead of invested in the wellbeing and learning of your employees and students. And you have a investor as the person with the highest salary.

Then your “school” is more of a financial institution than a school. And probably should be taxed as such.

Looking at you, Harvard: reuters.com/…/harvard-posts-investment-gain-fisca…

mindbleach,

Exceptions will be made if having a behind-the-scenes money fountain means tuition is basically free.

Still looking at you, Harvard.

Alexstarfire,

I guess we’ll just ignore the tuitions and such they pay for.

JairJacom, in spicy in spicy out

Hahaha that last picture

sploosh, in Never jammed out to an Adobe Pro patcher harder

I liked seeing that someone’s computer had .nfo files associated with Notepad. You knew you had found a fellow matey.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I need to do that at some point…

Lev_Astov,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

You mean Notepad++?

Wooki,

You mean neo vim

sexual_tomato, in Trig

I use it all the time. I’m an engineer though so it doesn’t really correct what you’re saying.

SleepingLesson,
@SleepingLesson@lemmy.world avatar

Contradict.

MyFeetOwnMySoul,

Counteract is also valid.

This is a counteraction.

macaroni1556,

Way to be the stereotypical engineer.

Counteract means to oppose something to reduce its effect. Contradict means to say or do something opposite or inconsistent with something else.

DahGangalang,

This attempted contradiction doesn’t seem to counteract the above comment.

MyFeetOwnMySoul,

Note how they are not mutually exclusive

macaroni1556,

Perfect, I can now use any word thats not mutually exclusive completely dependently (interchangeably) and be appreciated (understood)

MyFeetOwnMySoul,

No, you definitely still have to match the meaning to the context. That’s pretty fundamental to communication.

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