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The_Eminent_Bon, in Hey dad! it's you!!!

The sword will grow up with a traumatic childhood having been beaten by his father

photonic_sorcerer, in Turns out they were Democratic Socialists all along
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah I’ll take the DemSocs over pandemonium that ends in authoritarianism any day.

Fleur__, in Turns out they were Democratic Socialists all along
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

In true Trotsky fashion they failed to take power and fell into irrelevancy

Custoslibera,

“It’s just not the right time yet”

spicytuna62, in Almost a shitpost.
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

OP, I hate to break it to you but…

tacobell.jp/locations

There appear to actually be Taco Bells in Japan. So let’s just say Ferrari, meet Nurburgring.

stillwater,

I’m not sure what’s worse, suggesting Mexican food makes people go to the bathroom or suggesting Taco Bell is Mexican food.

Annoyed_Crabby,

OP probably mean Taco Bell will have the same effect.

ghostdoggtv,

All food makes you go to the bathroom. Mexican food done nothing wrong

1847953620,

definitely suggesting that taco bell is Mexican food is the worst one

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I can see how I insinuated that taco bell is Mexican food, but I don’t actually think taco bell is Mexican food. Far from it. But it’s been memed for like 15+ years that taco bell gives you life-altering shits.

https://external-preview.redd.it/6idndRgzQ3fo-hXZBO_feJkqiHaTjicu0DaM0jT6V9E.jpg?auto=webp&s=08a7b7c8564dd0ca55c50b33918a4cea751c430a

I seriously remember seeing this in high school as early as '07, but I’m sure it was probably going around before then.

I live in the OKC metro and if you’re looking for real Mexican food here, you’re pretty spoiled for choice. I won’t suggest we have the drop on Mexican food, but you can find some really great places here without having to look hard. Taco Bell is great because the food actually tastes pretty good and there are like four within a five minute drive of my house.

lugal, in The reason

Don’t make fun of Polish naming traditions

Klear,

Found Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Savancik,

He’s from Chrzęszczyrzewoszyce powiat Łękołowy

ornery_chemist, (edited )

Khshenshchizhevoshitseh poviat wenkowovih

Yeah, transliterating to an English spelling doesn’t help much.

grandel, in Get the boat

By definition you can eat and drink human produce and still be vegan. So you could be a cannibal and also a vegan.

pugsnroses77,

eat the rich!

Klear,

Humans are animals.

Wootz,

That’s the point.

Veganism, as far as I can tell, is not so much about not consuming animal products as it is about not consuming anything that causes harm to animals.

By that logic, you would keep your child on breast milk as long as possible, to avoid having to switch to cow milk or formula.

figaro,

Yeah I think as long as consent is given. Animals can’t give consent, which makes it immoral to eat them (according to vegans).

Abnorc,

The IT crowd comes to mind.

“No-- he was a very nice cannibal.”

backhdlp,
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You are what you eat

moosetwin, in eat the rich
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yeah you call it a meme and put it on the meme community but I don’t see a meme here

SamXavia,
@SamXavia@kbin.run avatar

Seems to be to serious for this community.

unnecessarygoat,

i think the meme is the lazily edited stock photo

Gabu,

Nor will the rich be able to see anything after we bring out the guillotines

SharkEatingBreakfast, in Relatable?😅
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

My sister will do this all the time.

She will also ask for rides home from work. Last time I got there at the allotted time, she texted me and said “okay! I’ll be another half hour!”

I don’t give her rides anymore.

Shit’s disrespectful as fuck.

EatYouWell, in For the Motherland!

But really, fuck John Deere.

IHateReddit,

why?

ilinamorato,

Not OP, but for me: Anti-consumer, anti-right-to-repair. You have to have it repaired at an authorized service center, which charges tons; and the computer will literally lock out mechanics from non-authorized service centers (including the owner). They’re even working on subscription models for hardware you already own.

ours,

DRM prevents you from maintaining the gun, please see with an official John Deere armorer.

Treczoks, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Excerpt from the US version of the Prayer of the Lord: “… and give us today our daily bread mass shooting …”

snowraven, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Is it me or the headline is worded strangely?

TheFlopster,
@TheFlopster@lemmy.world avatar

I think it might be the word “named” instead of “identified.” That and the two “as” appositive phrases prepositional phrases in a row.

snowraven,

Right, it makes sense to me now. The double “as” was definitely confusing, but “identified” instead of “named” immediately made the sentence clear. Thanks.

tilcica,

yeah its very weird

“as the death toll reaches 22 people, the suspect was found out to be a US army reservist”

Jilanico,
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They probably want to front load the headline with the most salient development, namely the identity of the shooter.

drolex,

It’s only weird when you don’t know anybody called “US army reservist” but it’s a fairly common name around here

-US Coast Guard war criminal

Kusimulkku,

It’s because it’s an update to ongoing reporting

jballs,
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It’s a reference to this Onion article that gets updated with a new date and location every time this happens.

The Onion didn’t get theirs listed until 8 hours after OP though, which is why I’m assuming they just didn’t link the article.

snowraven,

I was actually refering to the headline in the picture but yeah this is an interesting piece of information too, I know the post’s title was sarcastic but didn’t know it was such a thoughtful joke haha

galoisghost, in Stock Meme
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Payback for all the sturgeon memes

Maultasche,

Mich haben die nicht geStört.

galoisghost,
@galoisghost@aussie.zone avatar

Obwohl mein Deutsch sehr shiße ist, haben sie Spaß gemacht

backhdlp,
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*scheiße

DarkwinDuck,

Da STOCKt mir der Atem.

DmMacniel, in Stock Meme

Too small to be considered stock.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

I was in the pool

Hasuris,

Stöckchen

rob64,

Stöckl, probably, if you’re Austrian.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Or as we call it in Switzerland: Stöckli

SoGrumpy,

You call everything -li. Best examples: Schißhaseli or Einkaufswägeli.

hedgehogging_the_bed, in bibme.org wants me to watch a sponsored message

zbib.org

Always free, not shitty. Been great for and simple for 5 years now.

praise_idleness,

Zotero is fucking amazing.

hedgehogging_the_bed,

It is! I taught research at the grad and doctoral level and Zotero was the best by a long shot. SciWheel is a close second.

I hope the Devil comes for EndNote soon, it is awful and has been awful for a long time.

hperrin, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu

Building a great mobile website is much harder than building a great mobile app, so I understand when they just don’t build a great website to begin with, but taking away an existing website, yeah, that sucks.

bleistift2,

Building a great mobile website is much harder than building a great mobile app

Are you a web developer and an equally good app developer to make such a statement?

hperrin,

Yes.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I have doubts. Great website developers often make a half-assed app by wrapping the website in a crippled browser. The T-Mobile app is not even subtle about this, there was a URL bar in the version I last used.

hperrin,

You’re talking about Cordova. Cordova can actually be pretty good, if it’s made well (for example, the Voyager Lemmy app is a Cordova app), but no, I make apps with native UIs.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

You need one anyway for desktop users. A desktop-first website will usually be more accessible and easier to onboard, especially for infrequent users.

Example: To track a package, a certain store emailed me a button whose destination is this monster of a URL:


<span style="color:#323232;">https://labia.page.link/?link=https://order.fart.cum/cz/history/%23/lookup?orderId%3D4206913372%26lid%3DAE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;apn=com.labia.fart.app&amp;afl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;ibi=cum.labia.fart.app&amp;ifl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;ofl=https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/?lid=AE91DCC0397DEADBEEF42069ACAB707BE6A1800B5ACEFAC3AAC3C14159265359&amp;imv=1.24.0&amp;amv=2915
</span>

(Numbers and some strings were changed but the gist and 604-character length remains.)

The main function of such a long URL is to redirect desktop users to https://order.fart.cum/cz/cs/purchases/4206913372/ to see the tracking info while mobile users get directed to the app store to get an app (or view the link in the app if they have it). These are (probably) Google Firebase links and they’re absolutely terrible. While they make life slightly easier for existing app users (saves one click but only if they go through the email), this implementation makes it way harder for others to reach the content. Either you get the app, log in there and part with fucking 300 MB of storage, or if you have no mainstream App Store, storage or time, you are forced to do a workaround: Desktop Mode (that may or may not work), rewriting the URL (difficult because it’s so long and includes https: several times, may require hex-decoding), or finding a computer. All this just to check one order from a store you’ll forget about next week.

I have demonstrated that instead of just getting sent the desktop-friendly URL (and perhaps seeing a floating “Open in app” button at the destination), most users are put through extra nuisance that took effort to implement. Sure, some customers are frequent enough to use the app while most are happy with a website but once the business invests in the app, they will absolutely make sure everyone is pushed there despite it being less convenient for both parties.

GeneralVincent,

(Numbers and some strings were changed but the gist and 604-character length remains.)

Sooooo… were “labia.fart.cum” parts that were changed, or…??

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

Sure, go to labia.fart.cum. But you’ll only get the full Fart.cum^®^ experience with the Fart Labia™ app!

jaybone,

You’ll be hearing from the lawyers at queef.org

hperrin,

Most apps would do fine without a website. Most everyone has a phone, but a fair number of people don’t have a desktop or laptop. And pretty much everyone who has a desktop or laptop also has a phone.

A number of currently popular apps don’t have a website, let alone a mobile friendly website.

bleistift2, (edited )

You’re missing the main point: A web app works for both desktop and phone users. A mobile app doesn’t.

And I, for one, don’t have a smart phone, though I’ll admit I’m lonely in this position.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

You are not 100% alone. I technically have a smartphone but use it as a mini (5") tablet. My SIM is in a feature phone because greedy T-Mobile (Telekom in Deutschland) will not give me more than 1 MB/day for a decent price.

hperrin,

A webapp sometimes works fine for phone users. There are things that websites can’t do on mobile. For example, on iOS, only the latest OS version has support for push notifications from PWAs, and even then, they can’t make noise or vibrations. They are always delivered silently. PWAs are also always rendered with WebKit on iOS. WebKit doesn’t support a number of features.

Yes, a mobile app doesn’t help desktop users, but there are waaaaaaaay more mobile users than desktop users.

bleistift2,

on iOS, only the latest OS version has support for push notifications

they can’t make noise or vibrations

https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/0bc55706-5be1-48c3-8462-2d9f8b37d4ec.png

hperrin,

I mean, for an email app, that’s kind of a big deal.

bleistift2,

Only if you absolutely need some crucial bit of information the moment it arrives, in which case, email isn’t for you, since messages can take up to 3 days to arrive.

hperrin,

I like having noisy push notifications for certain emails. I apologize if that’s not ok.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited )

That depends on what kind of service you provide.

Games more complex than 2048, video calls? Sure.
Short video platform? Maybe.
Commerce? Absolutely not.

hperrin,

Yes, that’s why I said most instead of all. And to be clear, I’m not a fan of apps without websites, that’s just how things are.

bleistift2,

extra nuisance that took effort to implement

I think this point needs to be stressed more. It is dead simple to write a website that works well on mobile phones. In fact, the first ever website, without CSS, without any JS, without fancy HTML5 features, is mobile friendly: info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html

It’s only when you start adding useless bells and whistles like floating shit in from left and right, tons of animations, side-by-side displays, overlays and whatnot that you need to start being competent to make it work on mobile.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

You are correct. I once tried to develop a multi-platform web app and getting the touch events right was a pain. But a somewhat basic ESP32 setup website worked on mobile without extra effort.

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