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Pyr_Pressure, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.

Well, pitbulls aren’t dangerous, bad trainers with a pitbull are dangerous.

This guy is clearly a good trainer with a pitbull.

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

dogshit take

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

what does this mean? take someones dogs shit? the dog took a shit? use more words please

Cockmaster6000,

Are you saying that pits are trained to be dangerous, or that they are dangerous unless properly trained?

zaph,

I’m not who you asked but it’s been 4 hours and I don’t think they’re coming back. Imo pits are dangerous unless properly trained. I have 2 I rescued as puppies and if I let them do whatever the fuck they wanted they’d either he shot or put down by now. They’re good dogs but require attention or else they’ll be bad dogs. Kind of like huskies.

Banana, in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

A woman out of the kitchen? Unbelievable! That Lady over there can’t shit. Shit is a manly that woman can’t do!

HappyMeatbag,
@HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org avatar

I’m bewildered, too. The only thing keeping me from flying into a confused, indignant rage is the thought that a lab is kind of like a kitchen.

survive,

Not to kill your joke but women do sit to pee as well.

Hotdogman,

Wait, my anime body pillow pees?

Holzkohlen,

Unfortunately not. Science has not come this far.

InfiniWheel,

But together, we can change this

WalrusDragonOnABike,

Maybe That Lady stands to pee and Banana has access to that intel?

dustyData,

Females don’t have bodily functions, obviously. It’s impure and unwoman like to use the toilet.

/s

Holzkohlen,

Exactly. Women just shit their pants cause using the toilet is unwomanly. It is known.

Colour_me_triggered, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

In countries that generate almost all of their electricity from renewables, they are better tbh. Although more environmentally damaging to produce.

Trashcan,

Its always more costly and less efficient to produce new things in smaller quantity than large numbers. So electric car manufacturers at this point in time costs more to produce from an environment perspective. As the number of electric cars go up, my understanding is that this will compare to fossil fuel car production.

Imo you cannot compare these two as its impossible to be as efficient as a large scale manufacturer until you become one yourself.

ReakDuck,

It has nothing to do with quantity.

Electric cars have batteries that need cobalt and other stuff that is hard to get which a normal gas car would never need.

malhelo,

Fossil fuel cars do use cobalt though, significantly less though. But they also need fossil fuels which are hard to come by (in an environmentally friendly way.

RaoulDook,

At the moment they do with the Lithium batteries but better and cheaper batteries are already on the market that have solved that rare minerals problem. Sodium ion batteries have most of the capacity by weight of Lithium type batteries, but they do not require any of the rare minerals, in fact they can be made with minerals that are cheap and abundant in the USA. They are also non-flammable, much safer than lithium.

InputZero,

Yeah economies of scale are absolutely a thing, but what the average person is coming around to is the idea that the personal vehicle is environmentally unfeasible. Tyre wear alone has a significant environmental impact and electric vehicles are only going to make that problem work. That’s just one factor of countless factors. Transportation is a necessity, personal transportation isn’t (not entirely true, some places have such terrible transportation infrastructure that a personal vehicle is a necessity). Electric car manufacturers are never going to tell you not to buy their car regardless of the fact that their products significantly contribute to climate change.

Discombobulated_Back,

The problem is more like that cars that use fossil fuels have a very much lower efficiency rate than electric cars. So theoretical if you use the same amount of FF for the energy production and use that for electric cars it would be more efficient. But that shouldnt be the solution.

IkarusHagen2, in School lunch debt, what about normal lunch debt?
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

You want free lunch for kids.

I want free kids for lunch.

We are not the same

snausagesinablanket,
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Hawk, in Cheese

People don’t seem to understand Boris is trying to fool search engines with these articles.

When searching for “Boris Johnson cheese” you used to get articles about his illegal cheese and wine party during the pandemic. Now you get articles like this.

Whenever you see an absurd Boris Johnson article, he’s trying to push down some other story on Google.

Buxton800,

Yeah, same with the £300 million to the NHS on the side of a bus. He then did some bizarre interview talking about how he makes model buses out of old boxes in his free time.

Killing_Spark,

The man out there doing search engine optimization in real life

hoshikarakitaridia, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

Well it’s a two start program.

  • All of the citizens buy an electric vehicle
  • The government produces clean energy

So it shifts the responsibility onto the government.

ErwinLottemann,

where are you from that your government produces your electricity?

Meowoem,

I mean I lot of countries have national owned power generation, it’s certainly upto the government what gets built where.

Routhinator, in 2spooky4me
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balderdash9,
AntiApple4life,

!eva!< reference

Spider89, in Sometimes you just have to risk it for the biscuit
bquintb, in History
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That’s too bad, couldn’t find one in jpeg?

ipha, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.

menemen,
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.

Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Don’t know why, but it works (to a degree).

Don’t ask me, how I know.

JohnDClay,

Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.

Pons_Aelius, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Better option, go old school.

Don't use your phone alarm, buy an alarm clock. One with a very loud alarm that does not stop until you turn it off.

Place in your room as far away from the bed as possible, so that you have to get out to turn it off.

DisqueDePise,

Then go back in your bed for a few minutes and miss work

Pons_Aelius,

Hate to sound like a parent, then you need to go to bed earlier.

I haven't used an alarm in about a decade because I value sleep. Most of us live in a constant state of sleep deprivation and it is one of the worst things you can do for your health.

Aurenkin,

I’m pretty sure chronic lack of sleep has started impacting my memory and ability to perform consistently on some cognitive tasks

Pons_Aelius,

I don't doubt it.

I remember reading experiments where being awake for 24 hours impacts the ability to drive more than a blood alcohol level of 0.05 and by 36 hours it is 0.15.

30p87,

But what shall I do; The Talos Principle is too addicting.

Darorad,

Are you telling me it’s not healthy to sleep 4 hours for most of the week then like 16 on the weekends?

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Nah that’s terrible. Gotta bump up those weekend numbers, think you can do 20 a day?

Pons_Aelius,

I know you are not serious but you cannot make up sleep debt. Crashing like this on the weekends just makes it worse.

drekly,

I know you are not serious

Allow me to introduce myself

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/82347b82-5edd-4127-8abe-9d10630c8061.jpeg

It’s 4:14, I need to be up to look after my daughter at 7. 👌🥱🫠

electrogamerman,

That’s how I know I would be a bad parent. If I go to bed at 4am, there’s nothing nor no one that would make me stand up at 7am

drekly,

Yeah I thought the same, but I think I’m doing a good job! Doing great at looking after her, not so great at looking after myself.

Beardsley,

Ah great point. I’ll go tell my clinical insomnia all we need is more sleep.

TheFrirish,

go to bed earlier if you can’t fall asleep then go to bed at 7 or 6 pm after 2hrs or 3hrs you will fall asleep goddammit

Imgonnatrythis,

And I’ll tell my landlord to cut my rent in half so I don’t need two jobs.

Pons_Aelius,

I'm sorry you have that and truly hope you find an effective treatment, but the vast majority of people who are sleep deprived do not suffer from medically induced insomnia.

Gorvin,

I used to do this when I was a kid. Then as I got older my body learned how to grab objects while still sleeping and throw them at the clock.

That’s when I just got an alarm clock with a sound that would scare me half to death. Nothing wakes you up better than your heart rushing blood to your brain.

electrogamerman,

Im guessing your morning woods became morning brains

QuantumEyetanglement, in Its go time!

On Sync for Lemmy you can have piped bots “invisible” “hidden”. I know this is not something novel, just a PSA for Sync users!

*Edited for exact verbiage

MrRazamataz,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar
Resistentialism,

This also works on boost.

MeatsOfRage,

Love how it’s so bad it has it’s own setting

jackpot,
@jackpot@lemmy.ml avatar

would be cooler if their was a settinf tk just re-link all yt links to piped

gio1135,

why would one want to do that (i have no idea what piped bot is)

Waraugh,

Because it’s annoying useless bullshit clogging up comments with links to a service that doesn’t work for shit.

gio1135,

still don’t know what piped bot is but i turned on the setting

Waraugh,

Oh, it’s a bot that responds to comments that have a YouTube link. The response contains an alternative link to a nonfunctional service called piped.

MasterNerd, in Celebrating my release...
@MasterNerd@lemm.ee avatar

Okay I get what you’re going for but this is the most circlejerky shit imaginable

wowwoweowza,

Can you contribute a meme that conveys the toxicity of corporate media and the freedom of non-corporate connection? The freedom from tracking etc? Please show me the way. Something that will get your relatives to leave Facebook maybe?

Wooshock, in Saw a news story people about people getting arrested for at Wal-Mart for forgeting to scan one item

What’s up I’m a employeed, tax paying, US citizen. And I would suggest that anybody take advantage of the limited oversight over the Walmart self checkouts

These cock suckers decided that they would raise the prices on everybody under the cover of inflation. They did this knowing that it would drive people to suicide, it would drive people to be homeless, it would break part families and crush the American dream for so many people but they did it anyway.

It’s called plausible deniability… if you forget something in the self checkout, just be a nice person and say it was a mistake, and they will let you slide most of the time. Worst case scenario you have to go back in and pay. Best case scenario you get a bunch of free steak or something.

Bootheal0179, in I have several questions, actually
@Bootheal0179@lemmy.world avatar

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

I haven’t seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

db2,

Briefly.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Hmm intriguing, I shall add to my list

Bread,

I think it is important to say that they did not start as a centaur.

EmptySlime,

There’s a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he’s going to shove the one guy’s head up the other guy’s ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

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