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Dasnap, in Chances are never zero.
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

I literally walked into my grandparents’ garden one day and found a cow just hanging out. No one believed me when I went to tell them until they heard it moo. Turns out it had managed to break the fence at a local field and was just roaming.

Pinklink, in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down

It’s a simple rule guys: it’s ALWAYS the president’s fault. Unless it’s their president, then it’s NEVER the president’s fault.

Cfrolich,

Your comment duplicated. I’ve seen this happen all the time on Reddit, but I didn’t know Lemmy had this issue as well.

Pinklink,

Ugh yeah I’ve seen it a few times. I think it has something to do with higher usage than the servers can handle at one time so it tries to post, “can’t”, so it does again but the first one did too but idk

glennglog22, in Everyone's upset a Youtube blocking adblockers, meanwhile this exists
@glennglog22@kbin.social avatar

This makes me want to unblock their ads even less

xeekei, in They're basically the same right?

It’s because of modern science-ish mixing them willynilly. They almost made a new artificial language at this point.

anubis119, in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...

Pan-fried wheat over baked wheat.

rotopenguin, in Flirting
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Hashtag the only winning move is not to play

Thrawne,

Greetings Professor Falken

Mothra, in holiday savings with this simple trick
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It may only cost you your life! A bargain

Fosheze,

In all my years of driving complete beaters in awful road conditions, I’ve never encountered a mechanical failure that was that dangerous. The closest would be when I had a strut snap and punch a hole in my tire while driving down the highway. But even that didn’t wind up being particularly dangerous. I still had way more than enough control to just make a controlled stop on the side of the road.

The only mechanical failure I can think of which doesn’t always just allow you to make a controlled stop is a busted brake line or master cylinder. But a lot of times that will still result in a slow enough loss of braking capability that you still have time to make a controlled stop before your braking ability is gone. Everything else that I can think of will render the vehicle completely undrivable before it breaks in significantly dangerous way. Of course that doesn’t mean that things won’t break in a far more expensive way if ignored.

CodeGameEat,

I mean… I agree the vast majority of the time car problems are not dangerous. But at the same time I saw a car randomly catch on fire while it was still moving soooo yeah. (for info the guy got out just in time and was perfectly fine)

LemmyIsFantastic,

I’ve seen a goat fuck a woman. Doesn’t mean it’s something you should worry about.

Omega_Haxors,

Of course you had, I bet you even enjoyed it too.

Jorgelino,

In all my years of driving complete beaters in awful road conditions, I’ve never encountered a mechanical failure that was that dangerous.

I mean… to be fair, if you did you probably wouldn’t be here to post this. Bit of a survivor bias.

Fosheze,

That’s fair. But even so, as long as you have brakes then you can always stop. As long as you have brakes and steering you can always stop fairly safely. I already said a sudden brake failure could be dangerous. I can’t think of any way you suddenly completely lose steering. There are plenty of failures that make steering way harder but I’ve seen a vehicle completely dragging a dead front tire sideways (hit a deer and broke something major, I was only a witness so I don’t know what) still have enough steering ability to safely pull over. I guess your steering wheel could fall off but I’ve never heard of that happening without someone tampering with it.

Jorgelino, (edited )

All it takes is for one of these things to stack with other, less avoidable, problems. Say you’re driving in ice or during the rain, maybe on a shitty road full of holes; Now a steering failure that wouldn’t mormally be enough to cause an accident, suddenly becomes much more deadly.

CrushKillDestroySwag,

This is doubly true for ignoring noises/feelings on your motorcycle.

LemmyIsFantastic,

The vast majority of shit breaking ain’t going to hurt you.

ILikeBoobies, in Terms of Service

Asking to use your webcam is the least realistic part about this

LittleTransPunk,
@LittleTransPunk@lemmy.world avatar

Even though there’s a patent out there for standing up and saying the name of company or whatever they’re advertising to end the ad

GreenTeaRedFlag, in aibohphobia

It honestly feels like ableism how often often terms for phobias intentionally trigger them, or speech impediments include the letters/particles which cause the problem.

usernamesaredifficul, (edited )

I’m pretty sure that isn’t a real disease. I looked it up and it comes from a make up a word competition

andrew_bidlaw, (edited ) in Question for God
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

If they are sure they aren’t in a simulation.

bilboswaggings,

We live in stimulation

clemdemort,
@clemdemort@lemmy.world avatar

Wake up Neo

Rascabin,

We live in a society.

lanbanger, in Here's the thing…

Becky. Lemme smash. U want sum blu?

SplashJackson, in Dog

Nardo is a very good dog impersonator… I am impressed

Aarrodri,

He is a good… impressonator…

0x4E4F, (edited ) in Hits close to home

Yeah, IDK if things are like this in the US and other western countries, but it’s how they are here. Shit is cheaper on every other day except when there are discounts 😒. There are some execeptions, but yes, most of the time, things are cheaper when not on a discount.

Zink, in it's time

This is me realizing I forgot my break time medicine at home, but staring at the wall instead of you.

But it’s fine. We’ll be reunited tonight.

TheOakTree,

I did the same, pain.

I will be reunited on Saturday.

getoffthedrugsdude,

God’s speed

Zink,

God’s weed

toxicbubble420, in Minmaxxing

i just started a playthrough with both male/female seduction, checks out

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