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ColeSloth, in Me posting something on Lemmy then immediately checking the upvotes

My comments usually get voted on!

0x4E4F, in History of the Balkans

It’s tradition 🤷.

Apeman42, in I prefer speeds per Swedes
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, when did Michael Cera play Chekov?

Sabre363, in mayo

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Trollivier,

You speak the truth

Etienne_Dahu,

What about her? She’s cheesy, just put her on a grill!

Mercival, in What if we kiss

Oh my god, he’s dead? Thank you, this made my day.

Shame it took so long.

Titan, in Need to update the meme

A win is a win

catsup, in my sweater

this mf doesn’t respect rivers smh /j

AVincentInSpace,

last I checked most rivers were not that thin

catsup,

Ya ever looked at a map?

AVincentInSpace,

well ye but I mean in real life. If you’re willing to go up to a river and flip it off you better not chicken out when you see how big it is

catsup,

💀

sour, in Never change Lemmy
@sour@kbin.social avatar

is double v

prayer,

Still a dub

Bene7rddso,

Latin didn’t have the letter U, so they wrote V when they said U

crandlecan, in Genocide Joe demands more children sacrifices. Will you be a true American patriot and give them to your president or will you be an "antisemite traitor Islamist terrorist commie" and deny it to him?

So edgy 🙄

tubaruco, in When it starts before Halloween, it's time for a crusade.

us communists have no holidays

SnotFlickerman, (edited )
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

May Day. What are you even talking about?

tubaruco,

the message of the meme can be understood as “communist have no christmas music”, so i exagerated and, as a joke, said communists have no holidays.

pingveno,

All I Want For Christmas Is You?

trashxeos,

Communists do have Christmas music though…/s

RizzRustbolt,

Also Arbor Day.

10_0, in fr*nce

“france” 🤬

Anticorp, in Big risk, high reward

Why don’t Warhammer players just buy 3d printers?

BellaDonna,

You’re not allowed to 3D print your own figures.

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

Psh. Tzeentch says otherwise.

Anticorp,

Who’s going to stop you? I assume you mean at organized tournaments? Don’t most games take place in private though?

BellaDonna,

To do so would make you impure, and impurity demands punishment

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s heresy.

Badgernomics,

Literally what my brother did during lockdown.

Todesschnitzel, in Can’t skip school, Can’t sleep

Sounds as if its stress induced. Might wanna do some relaxing activities and stuff. Maybe you should see what works?

fastandcurious,

I just skip school when I don’t get any sleep so it’s much less of a problem, also you maybe right, the stress of having to forcefully sleep just kinda amplifies the issue

Todesschnitzel,

Hm. If that works for you and your necessary hours you have to out in then there is less of a problem. For the long run you might consider Psychotherapy or autonomic training(?). Or Yoga Nidra. Meditation basically. Works wonders for some.

JoShmoe,

Have you tried exercising right before you go to bed?

Sabre363,

Weed is the answer, at least for me.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Lot of good suggestions here so I’ll add mine to the pile. I meditate when I have trouble sleeping. It doesn’t always work but it works most of the time for me. And best of all it’s free.

NoIWontPickaName, in playgrounds and coal mines

Rock and stone!

mariusafa,

If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t comin home!

not_that_guy05, in When will that bastard die?

Bastard needs a soap bar placed on top of his head and drown.

idiomaddict,

Why the soap?

not_that_guy05,

Burns almost dies when Mr Smithers places a soap on his head while taking a bath. Episode Burns’ Heir.

idiomaddict,

Thanks

not_that_guy05,

Np

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