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Lexam, in Panther Missle LAUNCH

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

HipsterTenZero,
@HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone avatar

so what you’re telling me is that rangers should be doing 120d4 of damage every time they send in the cats

Lexam,

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

flerp,

I used to play a high level monk and had, I don’t even remember now, but something like 20-30 attacks per turn. Rolling for all that was bad enough. If you were playing with actual dice rolling 120d4 would give everyone else a chance to go to the store every time you took a turn.

JudahBenHur, in Pain

You see, if you stay up until 3-4am you get to take part in this secret extra “day” without demands or interruptions that no one else knows about; which everyone just sleeps through 'cause they’re dumb and myopic.

The rumors that the alarm will go off at the regular time and there are negative consequences of sleeping for less than 4 hours are entirely unfounded and, frankly, hurtful

isolatedscotch,

bonus points if you somewhere where you can go for a walk at night, 4am is the perfect hour when even the pubs have closed and nobody’s awake yet

Nedserd,

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IkarusHagen2, in Pain
@IkarusHagen2@feddit.de avatar

Being awake at night is a very nice time of peace. No responsibilities, noone wants something from you, you can just be in the crushing silence of your own thoughts

isolatedscotch,

*adults only

sorry, students doing homework at 3am

Plibbert, in Help please 🥺🥺🥺

Lol, no way this is real. Those guys are too well dressed to be crack heads. Maybe the shirtless dude in the middle, maybe.

agnomeunknown,
@agnomeunknown@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a real photograph from the aftermath of hurricane Katrina in New Orleans. It’s a racist joke based on a real tragedy, making it double shitty.

Here’s the original

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7e1143fc-ba85-4711-9cd9-8a9dbddca920.jpeg

loser, (edited )

Jeez everything is racist nowadays. I can photoshop it and make them non binary and blue haired if that makes you feel better

Catfish,
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  • catfish,

    lol

    catfish,

    hey your username sound familiar…

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  • catfish,

    Catfish gang in tha instance! Doesn’t have the same ring as house but what ya gonna do

    Cruxifux,

    Lol this picture basically says “black people love crack”. This isn’t some wishy washy liberal bullshit, this is straight up racism, you fucking sausage hahaha

    loser,

    You must be funny at parties

    flerp,

    At least they get invited to them. You have to be real sad and lonely to act like you do.

    ROID_RAGE,
    @ROID_RAGE@kyberpunk.social avatar

    They do

    ROID_RAGE,
    @ROID_RAGE@kyberpunk.social avatar

    Fuck those niggas though lol

    Plibbert,

    Damn. That’s pretty fucked.

    Guydht, in Never has never will

    How is this a meme

    Also classic lammy.ml hating everything about the west

    mayoi,

    It’s a meme because some people don’t understand that monetary system isn’t political.

    DarthFrodo,

    How is this anti western? Pretty much every country in the world is capitalist by now.

    RichCaffeineFlavor,

    Well to be fair to hating the west for committing genocides to accomplish this, it’s not like a lot of them had a choice.

    Grayox,
    @Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

    Very Similar to how Christianity became a world religion at the end of a spear. However Capitalism is about as anti-Christ as any economic system can be.

    milicent_bystandr,

    Christianity became a world religion at the end of a spear

    … But at which end…

    rchive,

    All the good ones, anyway. Lol.

    Too mean?

    DarthFrodo, (edited )

    The good ones tend to do something in-between, with a market based economy, but good regulations, solid welfare, and democracy. Scandinavian countries have the happiest populations in the world, maybe we should try to learn from them.

    Unfortunately corporations get more power over time instead of less. They have an ever growing pile of money to buy media and politicians to push their interests, that’s probably the greatest challenge of democracy.

    rchive,

    Sometimes corporations get bigger, sometimes they get toppled by new competitors. A lot of them that we think of as unstoppable are barely hanging on by a thread. Twitter/X and Facebook are examples that come to mind. People don’t realize how much power they as consumers have.

    Siegfried, (edited )

    I think the meme are OP’s political ideas

    HelixDab2, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

    This is fundamentally false.

    While it is true that there was inexpensive housing available in the USSR, and that rents were quite reasonable compared to anything that currently exists in the US, and people couldn’t readily be evicted if they lacked the ability to pay, it’s a flat-out lie to say that that was the “solution” to homelessness, or that it eliminated the problem. Rather, the USSR criminalized being homeless and not being engaged in socially-productive labor; people that were homeless ended up in prisons and were labelled as parasites. The problem that we have now is that the official records simply didn’t record the problem, in much the same way that Stalin had histories and photos revised to eliminate people that had become enemies of the state.

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  • cricket98,

    How many homeless people in the USA do you think can work but refuse to? Hint: a lot of them.

    Glytch,

    Oh yeah, it’s super easy to get a job that pays enough to afford rent and food when you don’t already have a permanent address. /s

    TheScaryDoor,

    Rather, the USSR criminalized being homeless and not being engaged in socially-productive labor; people that were homeless ended up in prisons and were labelled as parasites.

    Swap USSR with USA and the statement remains true. Though Im sure the degree of severity was much greater in the USSR.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Sure are a lot of homeless people not in prison for what you’re claiming.

    lolcatnip, (edited )

    Prison would be a step up for a lot of them. They receive other punishments, like having all their belongings confiscated wherever a cop or some bureaucrat decides they’re getting in the way too much.

    Mango,

    I was homeless and police literally made up a reason to put me in jail and label me as a felon to make me be cheap labor when I plead guilty just to get out. No fair and speedy trial during COVID. I live in the US.

    What the law tells you it’s doing and what they’re actually doing are very different. Don’t try to tell me different because I’m a first hand example. If you’re interested in the full story, let me know and I can do a Discord call or something.

    intensely_human,

    If homeless people go to prison in this country, why have I never seen one arrested? Why are they … not in prison but rather sleeping on the street?

    I’m not sure what you’re trying to claim here, as what you’re claiming is obviously false based on my day to day experience in the US

    lolcatnip,

    You have a very simplistic view of what it means for something to be criminalized.

    abbotsbury,
    @abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

    If homeless people go to prison in this country, why have I never seen one arrested?

    this is selection bias, obviously

    rchive, (edited )

    That’s kind of true in some parts of the US, indirectly. Some places criminalize not being homeless but all the things that are the result of being homeless like sleeping outside or in public places. But there are a lot of places in the US that do provide for the homeless. New York City has a right to housing provision, for example.

    galloog1,

    That’s the problem with generalizing the United States. Every state has a different approach to the problem.

    tryptaminev,

    And it fucking shouldnt be the case. Ensuring basic humanity and human dignity should be a key matter of the federal government and not delegated to the whimps of states opinions on waht constitutes human rights.

    intensely_human,

    Well, shelter is not a human right that our government recognizes.

    rchive,

    If we set a national policy today and didn’t allow local governments to set their own policies, I’m pretty sure we’d have a national policy of no help for the homeless at all. Be happy the places that do have support are allowed to because of states’ rights.

    superduperenigma, in Careful out there yall

    Me right after NNN ends: oh no, step-security guard! You caught me shoplifting! I need to be punished!

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    notices ur stolen goods

    UwU What’s this?

    ErKaf, in It’s likely how I got hemorrhoids

    And then you just stop because you literally saw every single new post made since you last scrolled.

    LemmyIsFantastic, (edited ) in Full power (:

    Is the intent to drive engagement by letting the glaring holes in logic get easily corrected?

    Omega_Haxors, in NWBTCW

    No war but class war.

    dangblingus, in Planes :)

    Diarrhea is a difficult word to spell on a good day, and this chick chose the most insanely difficult way to spell it and still nailed it. Nice!

    Sabre363, in that look tho

    Smooth ride to the mortuary

    10_0, in NWBTCW

    Eat the poor! I mean the middle-class! I mean rich people!

    icepuncher69, in Class War > Culture War

    Ultra mega based

    tubaruco, in Terrifying

    depends how far ur going

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