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kambusha, in Quien de ustedes fue?

Que linda silla

tygerprints, in Fighting the urges...

Hmmm. Looking like he-man or looking more like skeletor as I age - it's a tough choice. I once had a hairline, now it's almost at the back of my neck.
Of course I could do a serviceable job at slicking back what I have and looking like someone who hangs out under an opera house in a cape.

tygerprints, in Time flies by!

Yep it's been a year of bad decisions and questionable behavior. With any luck, next year will be also!

Coldgoron, in Time flies by!

This shit is too accurate.

phorq, in Terrifying

I don’t know how that would even be possible for me. I use my phone for my music and gps, pretty sure I ain’t going anywhere without it.

d_o_o_m_g_u_y, in Time flies by!

More of “life”

don, in Fighting the urges...

Skeletor’s worried about his hairline when there’s [political topic] going on? C’mon, my guy.

Nurse_Robot, in Send help please 🥺

Troll account

joyjoy, in Why not?

Then again, the first commandment

Viking_Hippie,

Don’t eat the one fruit that makes you smarter?

joyjoy,

God is a jealous bitch, don’t be talking to other gods.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Idk man, “though shalt not have other gods before me” pretty much directly implies that other gods exist, and we’re square just as long as I don’t worship the flying spaghetti monster below God.

Then of course we shift to monotheism in the more recent Old Testament.

spudwart, in A tsarrible idea
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

That’s like trying to prohibit alcohol in the United States

moosetwin, (edited ) in A soul for a soul
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

When did Omegle die? Did it go while I was not looking?

interolivary, (edited )
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Yup, it passed quietly surrounded by friends and family. Hasn’t been too many days (I think…). The CEO (or founder? Whoever) pulled the plug because they just didn’t want to deal with it anymore iirc

edit: Omegle shut down: Video chat website closed after abuse claims. 15h ago, not days ago lol

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I never used it myself, but I’m surprised this didn’t happen years ago. I actually thought it shut down in 2016 or something.

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Yeah same, I thought it was long gone. Seems a bit like it was more undead than alive

Franzia,

Thank you.

Genuinely yeah its such a shit show.

snowraven,

“I was at house eating dorito when phone ring”

Carmine_Dionysus,

Omegle is kill.

echinop,

no.

TheRedSpade,

I just saw an article on here a day or two ago about it. They shut down after a sexual abuse lawsuit.

Certainly_No_Brit, in Bomb lesson!

Joined 8 minutes ago, posted 7 minutes ago? 🙃

thorbot, in everybody

Who? Is that a shoe brand

Azzu, in 122 people thought it was funny though

How are new memes supposed to emerge if non-memes are removed?!?! Checkmate Lemmings

lugal, in Careful out there yall

That’s a sub plot of the great movie “I, Daniel Blake” from 2016. It’s about the British social net and how unjust it is and how people suffer under it and are forced to do stuff.

Sorry for the downer but the movie is worth a watch

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sounds like a porno plot. (Sorry bout ruining the sad vibe there)

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