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tubaruco, in I choose to believe

am i missing something or is there no funny

Spiralvortexisalie,

www.spaghettimonster.org

tubaruco,

hey i know that guy, we were great friends! i didnt know what happened to him, thank you for telling me

khoi, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

🤔

Catsrules, in Careful out there yall

Is that legal??

_TheThunderWolf_,

it totally should be /s

betahack, in Pain

the Sunday scarries is real, it can hurt you.

magnetosphere, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Even when they’re far too young to verbalize the idea, toddlers inherently know that the only time they can attempt certain things is when no Big People are looking.

akariii,

attempt things like suicide?

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

But they don’t know it’s suicide, so that makes it cute. Right? Uh, right?

benderbeerman, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers

Toddler: grabs step stool

vonxylofon,

Oh no, step stool, what are you doing?

VintageTech, in wake and bake can be a gamble

Or: The most productive day of your life or let me go back to sleep for 30mins (wake up tomorrow)

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I had a roommate that was super productive after he smoked. Him and I are not the same.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah I can only smoke socially because if I have regular access to weed I’ll simply never do anything ever

Mog_fanatic,

The first time I ever got high I freaked out and just cleaned the fuck out of the kitchen and then took like a 4 hr nap lol that was a one time thing tho. Now I’m just perma piece of shit.

VintageTech,

I need those people in my life to teach me their ways. Just not today.

dylanmorgan, in Careful out there yall

Good luck with that, I can’t even give it away.

Andrew15_5, in New price hike HuDis
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Disnuts

AncientFutureNow, (edited ) in Why not?

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    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    If you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.

    unionagainstdhmo,
    @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

    If to forgive is divine either hell doesn’t exist or god isn’t divine…

    PolandIsAStateOfMind,
    @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Also christian god supposedly don’t like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.

    imgprojts,

    All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.

    superduperenigma, in Careful out there yall

    Me right after NNN ends: oh no, step-security guard! You caught me shoplifting! I need to be punished!

    swab148,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    notices ur stolen goods

    UwU What’s this?

    smuuthbrane, in Careful out there yall
    @smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I hate it when signs are misspelled.

    It’s spelled “pimped”. Geez.

    captain_aggravated, in Why not?
    @captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I’m personally a devotee of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. May her holy hooves never be shod.

    MajesticSloth,
    @MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

    We know she is pink because we have faith.

    socsa, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

    But Infinity War was the better movie. Is this still up for discussion?

    DigitalPaperTrail, in boardgameme.png

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    EmpathicVagrant,

    But just a bite, I don’t want to get too full.

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