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knobbysideup, in For real tho

ITT a horde of people who don’t know that http is stateless. Cookies are the easiest and least intrusive way to maintain your session.

shasta,

And those are allowed under GDPR as necessary cookies

FierySpectre,

No prompt needed even

Bransons404,

Also an easy way to store needed variables between pages. For news sites without a sign up this isn’t necessary but for actual web apps that live across different subdomains it can be a nice to have.

GratefullyGodless, in I got better reasons buddy
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I think it would be much harder explaining Clussy to them.

Transporter_Room_3, in I just don't get modern art
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crandlecan, in I just don't get modern art

lmao 😂

eestileib, in [Happy Wheels music starts playing]

If anybody has a higher quality image of this, please post.

I use a chair and I would love to have this on a t-shirt.

hakunawazo,

The best I could do with this distorted image.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/df27a31a-44ea-4368-90ad-43c1a9b318b3.png

eestileib,

Eeeeeeeeee! It’s beautiful!

Thank you!

Linkerbaan, in Oh No, anyway
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Fires up the grill

open_world, in Are you a microwave?
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I dunno about this. My microwave beeps 4 times.

stebo02,
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mine beeps only once but it’s a long one

sukhmel,

It still hasn’t stopped to this very moment

Psaldorn,
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Mine goes DING

FlyingSquid,
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Ok, Boomer.

Psaldorn,
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I’m not showing off, I hate it. Stupid retro style clockwork. To do anything below 3 minutes you have to wind it over 3 minutes and back again. FUCK. And the red sticker that tells you that is unremovable, so the fucking retro style is ruined anyway. Hard to believe it was manufactured in this millennium.

FlyingSquid,
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I was kidding.

Psaldorn,
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I’m not. I long for the days I had one that went beep.

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
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Mine does 3

thefartographer,

Yeah it does 😏

Viking_Hippie,

Mine does one and then if I take too long opening it after that, it does two really huffy ones.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
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Mine's an asshole and keeps beeping until you open the door.

dukk,

Mine does some, then waits, then does some again, until you open it. Terrible because there’s enough silence to ignore it, but the beeps are still often enough to be annoying, so your stuck in a constant indecision between getting up and opening the door, and just staying and working since it’s quiet now.

Steamymoomilk, in Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best

But what if everbody loves careless whisper sung by toad? Lol

(Song via piped) vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=1L8vVqbcjDo

TheDoctorDonna, (edited ) in One of my back teeth is aching at the moment

If you have a cavity that you can’t afford to deal with go get some clove oil ( yes, I know how people feel about essential oils and I usually agree- but this is legit) and cotton swabs. Soak the swab in the oil to excess and then put the swab in the cavity and squeeze the excess oil into the cavity. This is going to taste like you ate a thousand pounds of cinnamon and your mouth might water- a lot, but clove oil is a dentist approved antiseptic. You have to be careful, it can burn your face skin if you get it anywhere unintended.

I have been slowly losing my teeth over the past decade and am too broke to fix it, so I had to rely on clove oil between being able to afford extractions. It helped a lot. If the oil doesn’t work then the infection is too far gone and you need good antibiotics. They wouldn’t even be able to extract a tooth that bad.

Madison420,

Go to dental schools, way cheaper, have payment plans and insurance companies usually comp it fully.

TheDoctorDonna,

And rarely available, and far away for most people. Getting in to a dental school for complicated work is like winning the lottery.

ChewTiger,

They are not talking about going to school but having people at the school do the dental work.

TheDoctorDonna,

I know… There are 10 dental schools in Canada, the odds of getting in to one to have any work done are almost literally like winning the lottery. I’m sure it’s not much better in the U.S. plus you have to be lucky enough to live near one. The nearest major city to me is 8 hours away. And typically you have to fit within an income threshold, which we don’t as we are a two income household with benefit, albeit benefits that are quite limited.

Kecessa, in Your mix tape isn't fire, it's smouldering at best

Did it at the gym once, was watching a show while doing cardio with my headphones and could hear another guy’s music over it. I just yelled without stopping what I was doing “Hey bud, no one wants to listen to your music, use headphones!” and the guy could see everyone’s smirk, he got the message.

Enkers, (edited ) in Things I want to do

OK, but have you tried experiencing a tiny semblance of panels 1-4 on YouTube? :3

furycd001,
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No I have not tried that… Yet !!

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, (edited )
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I have. Currently too busy coping with life falling apart to watch YouTube courses 🙃.

Pantherina, in I love piped bot

Grayjay, Freetube and Newpipe work.

So just use Googles resources, build decentralized identities (@ all content creators!) and you are just fine for the dooms day when Youtube uses DRM or something

JoYo, (edited ) in I love piped bot
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from experience, none of yall click on anything but the youtube link.

anarchoilluminati,
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I only click on yewtube links.

Pantherina,

What experience?

Vespair, in I can use the time to make memes

As a man of class, I always write the actual word, okay, instead of “ok” like you Philistines

SuiXi3D, in I can use the time to make memes
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Potassium intensifies.

QuinceDaPence,

Na, I know of elements that intensify way harder.

SuiXi3D,
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K.

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