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wreckedcarzz, in Everyone's upset a Youtube blocking adblockers, meanwhile this exists
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no UwU

Agent641, in Terms of Service

Resume viewimg. Resume viewing. RESUME VIEWING.

Rudee, in Chances are never zero.

Cows kill more people every year than sharks do

cows_are_underrated,

And that’s only because we come more often and much closer to cows than we come to sharks.

Rudee,

Speak for yourself, I haven’t spent any time coming anywhere near a cow

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/f9f31764-2829-4529-8c46-2d8d53755c76.jpeg

cows_are_underrated,

That was not what I meant.

x4740N,
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Your username should have been cows_are_udderated

cows_are_underrated,

Lmao

explodicle,

OMG I didn’t even notice your username until just now!

Shard, (edited )

Its also because big ass herbivores are actually really dangerous.

Sharks don’t actually like the taste of humans because we’re a little too lean. So they won’t actively hunt you unless they’re starving. There’s only really one reason why a shark is out to get you. There’s many reasons a herbivore will mess you up.

A big herbivore will fk you up because he’s having a bad day and you got too close. Or its mating season and everyone is potential competition. Or they mistook you for a predator cause of their poor eyesight. Or a bird flew away nearby and one of them got startled and now you’re in a path of a stampede.

cows_are_underrated,

Sharks may also bite you by accident, because they mistake you for a seal.

How dangerous a bull is also depends on his age. While getting older he will start to lose the fear/respect for humans. This will get to a point where being alone with him is a literal death sentence.

EdibleFriend, in What is your favorite type of inflation?
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100% read this in Patrick Bateman’s voice.

Prunebutt, in Prefect record to listen to when the significant other tells you to stop thinking about the Roman Empire.

Was expecting more New Vegas meme content.

cows_are_underrated, in Chances are never zero.

Even tho cows are cool as hell, don’t mess with them if you don’t know them. Especially bulls can easily kill you(and they will do).

wieson, in Chances are never zero.

Made my brain autofill the rest of the image with the cow standing on two legs and having human arms.

hottari, in I have bad news for you...

I’d wear that. Looks cool.

Princeali311,

Looks dope to me.

Dettweiler42, in Everyone's upset a Youtube blocking adblockers, meanwhile this exists

It’s simple. You block the adblocker blocker. There’s usually an option for “enable adblocker blocker blocker” in your adblocker options.

dai,

Oh man, that’s when they activate the ad blocker blocker blocker.

boredtortoise, in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...
MycelialMass, in They're basically the same right?

Immediately after uploading I see the mistake. I’m not changing it. I’m just trying to get through the day.

nueonetwo,

It’s still all Greek to me

Rebsalot, in They're basically the same right?

They are?

Zagorath,
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In thoroughly confused. They’re not even similar.

MycelialMass,

They are in fact, not, but I always confuse them

loaExMachina,

And there I thought it was a smartass joke because you had switched “picture” for “language” only once and that it just meant the text of both lictures were written in the same language…

SilentStorms,

Latin looks like weird french, Greek has triangles and math symbols and shit.

somenonewho, in Man can you create a community for those and stay there? Lemme enjoy funny memes

Pigs are pigs no matter where you are.

In Germany they regularly kill POC in “self defense” like when they shot a 16 year old kid, that was holding a knife, with an AR.

Some cops are also fascists or support other fascist actors. Like when an attorney for the victims of the fascist terror group “NSU” got threat via fax signed “NSU 2.0” her Fax number was pulled from the data in Frankfurts 1sr precinct where a bunch of Cops were working that were also in a WhatsApp group sharing Nazi memes.

And the people investigating all of this? The police of course. Like when two police precincts were investigating each other both for killing a person “in self defense”.

Tl;dr: ACAB world wide

IkarusHagen2,
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Yeah, then we have other assholes like the hunter who killed 2 officers on a routine traffic stop. Two young humans died to the dumb world views of some stupid ass reichsbürger.

Unfortunately it’s always the same: All Cops Are Bastards until I need them for a crime that happened to me.

nevemsenki, in They're basically the same right?

Eh it’s all chinese to me.

Vinnyboiler, in Honey, are you okay? You've barely touched your breakfast flour...
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As a non-American this name still sounds really wierd to me. I just mentally picture meat juice on cookies.

altima_neo,
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Yeah more like sausage gravy and savory scones.

kautau,

Food gets weird when societies are running low on it. The UK loves plain canned beans in tomato sauce, which afaik came out of wartime necessity. Biscuits and gravy have a similar history with wartime necessity from the US revolutionary war. Some populations eat SPAM way more than others due to its wartime benefit as basic canned protein becoming a cultural tradition where US troops were stationed.

Sagifurius,

yeah but have you ever had UK spec canned beans? those things are really good. Ive been annoyed half my life those exact beans are produced in Canada and exported under contract to the UK, the store beans we get here are shit, and there’s actually a black market gets UK spec canned beans back to canada, where they were fucking made.

kautau,

I have not, tbh I’m not a huge fan of beans in tomato sauce. But I now will add “international black market bean smuggler” to my list of outlandish careers that I would try if the barrier to entry wasn’t so high.

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