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craftyindividual, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

lugal,

That would be rude

EpicFailGuy, in That's right
@EpicFailGuy@kbin.social avatar

@ObviouslyNotBanana

When I was 🎶 a farm boy 🎶 my peepaw 🎶 took me into the city 🎶 to see the farm parade 🎶

dreugeworst, in Full power (:

The cup looked rather big to me, but I didn’t know how big 44oz was. Guys, it’s 1.3 liters! Why tf are they carrying a 1.3 liter cup? Do they really drink that much in one day?

zyratoxx, in The truth about Israel 🇮🇱
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

I do think a lot of the users here on Lemmy you’d normally refer to as “Liberals” are actually siding with the Palestinian civilians in this matter and not with Israel (from what I have seen over the last weeks)

Even a lot of the beehaw folks seem to be upset with how Israel is behaving. Source: this post

So, are these now Liberals or not, comrade Lemmygrader?

culprit,
@culprit@lemmy.ml avatar

“There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen.”

dan1101, in True

You would trust communist leaders to be measured and responsible with AI technology?

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

A lot more than I’d trust capitalist leaders that’s for sure.

dan1101,

With a democratic leader you at least have the chance to vote them out. With a bad communist leader you kiss their ass or go to the gulag, or fall out a window.

toomanyjoints69,

Why do you come to the internet just to argue? I dont think it makes you feel good, and your language doesnt suggest you want your view changed.

It might be good for your mental health to find people you agree with and talk to them. You will be happier.

dan1101,

I feel fine, you don’t know me. I am disagreeing with something, not arguing. Is that not allowed?

toomanyjoints69,

No its not allowed youve been a bad boy.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Communism is fundamentally a democratic system. The whole point of communism is that the majority is in charge. Maybe learn what communism is?

CowsLookLikeMaps, (edited ) in Got ur forecast, my Lemmys

This would make a good coss-post to !memetemplates

HenriVolney, in This post

Yeah, SCIENCE, bitch!

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in "BLUE LIVES MATTER"

Palestine was greedy and fucked themselves up

Israel just wanted a state not all of Palestine

sederx,

Palestinians :“please don’t steal our land”

Random lemmy user : “you greedy fucks”

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

💀nah bruh you really badly want to get in arguments imma just block you to stop you’re dopamine stream

sederx,

i dont even know who you are

SummerIsTooWarm,

Now imagine the israelies come to your home and claim part of it. After you rightfully defend yourself they start to claim more of yours because not giving your home up makes you greedy? That doesn’t make senese

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

israel didn’t even attack. also imagine you’re israel getting kicked out of you’re home and alot of time later you buy a part of you’re home back

you’re anology is stupid

also

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Franzia,

You mean Hamas. Hamas fucked themselves up. And Israel killing anybody but Hamas is a travesty. Yet they do it so often that all of the focus is on what Israel ia doing wrong rather than Hamas.

ColdWater, in That's right
@ColdWater@lemmy.ca avatar

Ha_Ha very funny

SubArcticTundra, in Breaking
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

This adds a whole new meaning to ‘shadow cabinet’

cyrano, in 122 people thought it was funny though
@cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s because of the implication

7bicycles, in Send help please 🥺

what the fuck man

poooooortlaaaaaand,
@poooooortlaaaaaand@fanaticus.social avatar

Are you assuming my gender?

ikiru,

1 joke.

sour, in Guten Tag Everybody
@sour@kbin.social avatar

what's an alter

Sowhatever,

A northern oida.

SchrodingersPat,

From what I looked up it means something like dude or mate. It’s also used when expressing suprise? If native speaker has better insight I’d appreciate it.

Flumsy,

The English “Yo” is a really good translation. You can use it to express surprise (“Alter! Wtf!” - “Yo! Wtf!”) or to address someone (“Alter, was geht?” - “Yo, whats up?”).

“Yo” really is the best translation I can think of.

m_r_butts,

Alter, Herr Weiß!

_MusicJunkie,

Learn Austrian German instead, all you need is the dialect version of Alter: Oida

SchoopDaWhoop,

Or if you go further north you need to use Alder

Lileath,
@Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The literal meaning is a really informal “old one” but can also mean “age” in another context. It is used exactly like you described.

tdawg,

So Germans colloquially call each other “old man”? That’s kinda hilarious

FQQD,

It’s pretty much just “dude”, vor talking with friends. Other widely used versions include “Digga” and “Bruder”

scytale,

Omg you just can’t go say the d word. /s

FQQD,

Ok digga dann eben nicht

b00m,
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

Alter, wo is mein Auto

Viking_Hippie,

If I remember my school German, alter means older. Might also be slang for something though, like old friend in the 'we go way back" sense 🤷

ErKaf,

Alter, das kann doch jetzt nicht wahr sein.

ragepewp, in Guten Tag Everybody

SchroedingersPat* ftfy

Steamymoomilk, in I don't want more issues

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