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Slow, in Self Defense vs War Crimes

I thought people here didn’t like racist jokes

trailing9, in Look, a keystone species

So all the clever squirrels die of malnutrition?

Makes me wonder which mechanism has limited human intelligence.

explodicle,

Death in childbirth because human heads are enormous?

XEAL, in Are you prepared for the future?

The future is my money devaluatig because I can’t even save for a fucking down payment for a house and now the EU is gonna make throw away my piece of shit ass car because it’s too old.

Hyperreality,

Why not simply buy a house near public transport, in an incredibly expensive city.

XEAL,

Please, tell me this is a joke/sarcasm

Fester,

Just sell some of your other properties if you can’t afford that one.

CyberEgg,

and now the EU is gonna make throw away my piece of shit ass car because it’s too old.

Citation needed

XEAL,

Low Emission Zones

CyberEgg,

Lol

Squirrel, in Look, a keystone species
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

That was the goal all along.

Eczpurt, in Look, a keystone species

Squirrels in it for the long con.

scytale, in oof

When people who didn’t like rock/metal bought an Extreme album because they thought all the songs were like More Than Words.

Peaty,

While the shred guitar nerds were wondering what the fuck Nuno Bettancourt was playing with that track.

BruceTwarzen,

I'll never forget walking into a record store, looking at a cannibal corpse album. The guy working there looked at me and said if i want the album for free. I was a teen with like 9 dollars to my name so i said of course, thank you. When i asked why he said: because it FUCKING SUCKS.

teamevil,

Fuck off…Butchered at Birth fixed all the shitty alternative albums with one hit. Fuck off Letters to Cleo

Sabre363, in The Modern Worker Enjoying His Liberty

Exactly this, but work 12-14 hour shifts. That’s when the real “fun” begins.

dreadedsemi, in Tired Rule

Call 1-800-not-kfc-bro

Annoyed_Crabby, in Our battle will be legendary

Plin plin plon vs blout blout bloff

EatBorekYouWreck, in The old dilemma

Your kids have both

hellerpop,

Exactly. That’s what I do with my son. I buy the hardware and most of the games, he has time to enjoy it. Sometimes even together.

Wage_slave, in Americans
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

Ahhh yes, Iran Alberta, Canada.

Go for the food, stay for the bread festivals. It’s when we sing the score from Fiddler on the roof and sacrifice a bear in the name of our sponsors, Phil’s pork ‘n beans.

Good Ol’ Iran, Alberta. Fuckin’ love that place. Go there, you tell Jimmy, Bill from Ottawa says hello!

Chapo_is_Red, in dark tower deck supremacy

Me, realizing I’m nearly middle aged

DarkDiamondK, in Priorities
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

Unpopular opinion, but imo, full metal alchemist original was better than brotherhood

m3t00, in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

wife used to carpet the vinyl kitchen floor with rugs. robovac would arrange them in a circle and get stuck in the middle. I rolled them up and put them on a shelf in the garage.

Misconduct,

Or… You just get rug anchors oooorrrrr pick them up before the vacuum goes off? Is it some kinda flex to put away decorations your wife liked or something I’m a little confused.

ArcaneSlime,

Tbf carpet in the kitchen is pretty gross. Grease and shit.

Misconduct,

I just get machine washable rugs and toss them in every couple of days or so. I wouldn’t want full carpet but rugs are nice in places like in front of the fridge. A little soft spot for jars to land if they slip or get dropped 🤷‍♀️

ArcaneSlime,

I have this like, puffy silicone(?) thingy, meant for the same thing but is nonporous and much less gross.

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

yeah I made that shit up to flex, okay

UnculturedSwine, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

This was actually my pappy doing my hair growing up. That fukkn’ flowbee sucked not because it was attached to a vacuum but because my dad would constantly hit me in the head with it trying to get the correct length. He kept the blades nice and oiled tho.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m glad I’m not the only one who has a TBI as a result of a Flowbee incident

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