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Alue42, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have never heard of the flowbee, but now that I've seen it I can only think of this

200ok,

It really does suck

davel, in Online Safety
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Halloween PSA: Check your children’s candy for Russian propaganda.

AllBlue22, in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I have a colleague in his late 40s who still uses this thing. Honestly his hair looks fine, had no idea he was doing it himself.

TheDoozer,

I cut my own hair (and do a reasonable job of it, I’d say) as well as my son’s, and this device would be a game changer.

AllBlue22,

If I’m remembering right his broke and there was some panic as it was discontinued but he found one on ebay.

EmoDuck, in She speaks from the fart

Emjoying farts is just micro dosing your scat fetish

UlyssesT, in Need to make more money 😩
Agent641, in Need to make more money 😩

Its tough being a counterfeitter

Rodeo, in Left, right, left

Gotta love the anti meme lmao

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Meh. It’s fine.

Now if you slightly tilted that thing on its x-axis, I would be fucking enraged

TootSweet, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Now listen here you little shit.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I hope you have a wonderful and slightly off kilter night!

HooPhuckenKarez, in All pollinators are important but...

Now I see bees I won.

cloudy1999, in I hope you have a wonderful night!

Look buddy, that’s not quite right!

BonesOfTheMoon,

Almost!

uphillbothways, (edited ) in All pollinators are important but...
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Meanwhile, mosquitoes... pollinating, cleaning waterways as nymphs, females just needing the slightest amount of blood to lay a couple hundred eggs. Forgotten, maligned, made the focus of actual efforts to purposefully cause species extinction. ._.

Alto,
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Probably because of just how much death they directly cause

uphillbothways, (edited )
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Mosquitoes don't directly cause death, though.
They are susceptible to diseases. They pass those diseases on. Those diseases cause death.
Bees cause more direct deaths due to anaphylactic shock from allergies to apitoxin.

Mosquitoes just catch all the blame.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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Close enough, I’d say.

seitanic,
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Not all mosquitoes bite humans. So, you could eradicate the biting variety, and a non-biting variety would step in to fill that ecological niche. I don’t see a downside.

lenninscjay, in Delicious!

USA after global warming/climate change

Timecircleline, in Need to make more money 😩

This post made by Dutch Van der Linde

SamVergeudetZeit,
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“One more thing. Arthur”.

Num10ck, in *cleans room*

another trick is to making cleaning actually fun by challenging yourself… try it blindfolded, or with one hand, etc.

Track_Shovel,
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Music helps a lot

LemmyFeed,

And weed.

newIdentity,

Nah. Speed

kamenlady,
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Both are the real speedy clean & squishy relaxed deal. Enough energy to clean a lot, but take your time at some spots, because stoned focus removes the sturdiest of stains.

Coreidan,

Does it? I usually forget to clean after smoking weed and get distracted by other activities

recarsion,

My “trick” is to put it off until I can’t bear the mess anymore and then it actually feels like I’m getting something done and I’m doing it because I want to as opposed to it being a pointless chore

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