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AllonzeeLV, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

“It’ll be great for your career… But we aren’t going to raise your pay right now for it.”

Hey, the peasants already bought the trickle down, we’ll piss prosperity on you one day economics bullshit, so they’ll believe anything!

Prunebutt, in I'm Sadman

Get that unfunny,creatively bankrupt, so-called “AI” bullshit out of here.

Levsgetso, in Had to be one, can't be me

Nah, it was my teammates’ fault

TeckFire,

“You killed Church, you team-killing fucktard!”

Arelin, in venture capitalism goes brrr

Eh it’s a pretty good update tbh

MagnusRobotFighter, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I dont care about people’s bullshit so just let me work and not deal with them.

shiveyarbles, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

Lol this is my career. I am close to retirement but I always rejected management. Respect the Peter Principle

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m not close to retirement, but I see this starting to happen to me.

I’m not opposed to managing people, but I would rather self immolate than to review timesheets.

uphillbothways, in Had to be one, can't be me
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Needs more dark souls.

Senseless,

First the ragemeter goes through the roof. Once it clicks there’s just as much as a sigh. Those games teach you something about patience and staying calm.

If you excuse me for a sec, I need to order a new controller.

qisope,
@qisope@lemmy.world avatar

Gravity Camera Bullshit

Sanctus, in Had to be one, can't be me
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Okay but when a coil head, a thumper, and a hydrogen all stack on you in the same room it kinda is bullshit lmao

krimsonbun, in venture capitalism goes brrr

nah i like it

Nikki, (edited ) in venture capitalism goes brrr
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

member list swipe being missing is a problem

not being able to swipe from dm to dm list is a problem

performance is a MUCH BIGGER problem than either of these, my galaxy s9+ should NOT be on its knees begging for for forgiveness by using a fucking chat app.

the prior two can be easily fixed, but the performance is really concerning. ill be using aliucord until they sort that stuff out anyway, new app is pretty but unfortunately flawed

AMDIsOurLord,

I always wondered what the FUCK are Discord doing with their shitty client app. Like, how bad is their whole Electron React bullshit going that their performance is so bad. At this point rewriting it in something native would be less bother than fixing this shit

rustydomino, in a real feel good story
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Still the best Xmas movie ever

best xmas movie ever

meowMix2525, (edited ) in Continuous calculation

I used to use sleepyti.me until it was bought by some shitty company that sells mattresses or something and subsequently went to ugly bloated ad-infested “modernized” shit.

I just checked again for the first time in a while and it seems to have improved since it was first redesigned, though it’s still not as simple and lightweight as it once was.

Anyways. It helped when I used it. Kept a shortcut right on my home screen for the longest time. If you can look past the stupid brand name they’ve chosen to redirect to, it’s worth a shot.

jaybone,

I fall asleep on Memmy. Problem is my thumb goes down on the screen and I wake up like 30 screens deep into someone’s profile posts.

EvolvedTurtle,

I could make this

FederatedSaint, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

It’s been tough switching from managing data and processes to managing people. But I make a LOT more money. It’s also nice not having to watch someone else make poor decisions all the time, but I guess now everyone else is now watching me make the poor decisions! 🤦‍♂️

xpinchx,

Yeah… I feel like I contributed so much more before but managing people, but this is where the money is sadly. I went from supply chain/purchasing/logistics manager to operations manager. I used to be a one man team and single handedly saved maybe $200k this year so far, and took our aged inventory from about $1M to basically nothing, all of our KPIs are primo. This is a company that pulls $10M/yr in revenue… small company.

I got rewarded with spending half my time babysitting the warehouse team, getting reamed by my boss when they’re not getting through things fast enough, and fixing their mistakes and bandaiding bad processes. But I got a 30% raise so I guess it’s worth it? I could be doing so much more.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Great. More responsibility and being the scapegoat for everything bad coming from the ones under you.
I’d need 150% of my salary to start thinking about doing that.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

That you, Vova?

jubilationtcornpone,

It doesn’t necessarily matter that you make poor decisions. That’s all of us. At some point. It matters that you take ownership of it and don’t pawn it off on somebody else. And, that you make things right when necessary. Competence is important but integrity is way more important.

PatFussy, (edited ) in Hardcore bassist

More like at the Taylor Swift or Rap concert where people dont respect pit etiquette.

But a long time ago i went to a faceless show and some dickbag brought brass knuckles to the pit. They had to stop the show to arrest the guy and an ambulance came.

Anticorp,

There’s a pit at a Taylor Swift concert? How? Why? That’s not slam dancing music.

TheOctonaut,

I stay out too late! I headbang like an ape! Yeah that’s what people say, mmhmm

Anticorp, in Hardcore bassist

Slappin da bass, mon!

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