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Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in I'm in danger.Png
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We'll end up with a Star Trek style utopia after all the hardship, right?

Right?

EmpathicVagrant,

After the bell riots.

ivanafterall,
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Unless there's suddenly a growing homelessness problem in San Francisco as September 2024 approaches, I think we should be just fine.

jol,

Yes, but only for the 1%. We will stay on earth copveted in dust storms and fighting for clean water.

Arelin,

After the revolution perhaps

Chais, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
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Oh, so it’s all about consent? Huh.

voidMainVoid,

The Bill Gates microchip is consensual, too. Nobody is talking about forcing people to get microchips. It’s just that people shit a brick when Gates is involved, but not Musk.

lseif,

i agree with your point, but its worth considering that it may become mandatory or practically mandatory in the future. not to slipperlyslope here, but think about how hard it is becoming to be a member of society without a mobile phone, credit card, google account, etc. sure its possible, but it creates a massive incentive to just sacrifice your principles for convinience, when everyone else doesnt see the big deal

Traister101,

I’m sure everyone getting a brain chip from the monkey executioner will be sharing their opinions with us for years to come…

jabathekek,
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I’m pretty sure it’s the hair extensions.

over_clox,

Your trial period for consent has been exceeded. Please pay your monthly brain subscribtion to continue…

Note: By cancelling your trial, we reserve the right to harvest your viable organs.

Saganaki, in a Rimworld meme

We need a ShitRimWorldSays community on Lemmy stat.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

Managing people is absolutely NOT good for my career. MAYBE it’ll be good for my salary (but I doubt it at my current company).

Socsa,

The problem is that you’ll fall off the technical curve eventually. It’s almost inevitable. Even if you read and study every day and keep up with every bit of technical meta, your brain will slowly turn to goo and you’ll find it hard to stay ahead of younger engineers purely on technical competence alone. At a certain point you need to develop some form of leadership skills so you can turn your experience into a multiplier.

PeriodicallyPedantic, (edited )

My hope is to stumble into some role that is common today but will be niche in the future, like cobolt devs today. I’ll be some kind of java streams expert in 30 years or something lol

GrammatonCleric, (edited ) in Better believe you're getting a text from the openers in the morning about how you missed one dish on the rack.
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  • owatnext,

    Found the opener.

    don,

    Fuckin openers, man.

    sour, (edited ) in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
    @sour@kbin.social avatar

    inb4 people who like feet

    JoShmoe, in Not such a conspiracy theory now

    I wonder if they’ll explain the risk of deadly diarrhea

    Viking_Hippie, (edited )

    Or if they asked why “accessibility” is one of the top 3 stated priorities for something that’s supposed to control part of your brain 😬

    JoShmoe,

    Is that true?! 🤣

    shani66, in Better believe you're getting a text from the openers in the morning about how you missed one dish on the rack.

    True!

    Gigan, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
    @Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

    What the fuck FDA

    nightdice,

    Money makes getting regulatory bodies to approve stuff scarily easy

    don, in Not such a conspiracy theory now

    All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

    LillyPip,

    That seems like a rosy scenario compared to Meet the Robinsons.

    TheFogan,

    You don’t have to worry about that, It’s an Elon Musk owned product, he already solved that with TwiXer. He just has to make sure that Nazi’s can send their propoganda to your brain, and then advertisers will stay very far away from the neuro link.

    FlyingSquid,
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    “Neuralink Premium halves the number of ads in your dreams for only $8 a month!”

    CileTheSane,
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    Dreams? “Unskippable ad in 30 seconds. Recommend you pull over.”

    pelerinli,

    Why put an ad while they can directly manipulate your hormones/enzymes?

    don,

    You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

    Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

    DahGangalang, in Not such a conspiracy theory now

    Man, I don’t know what right wingers y’all are talking about.

    I come from a super right wing family and all them MFs think this is a bad idea too (though to be fair, they’re def on the conspiracy theory “everything is to get a microchip in my blood/brain” side of things).

    SkyezOpen,

    Well someone is gargling elons cock, and it’s not lefties. So you figure out the math and that’s who they’re talking about.

    DahGangalang,

    I suppose my instinctive reaction isn’t to assume someone’s politics would determine how they react to Musk.

    My first real assumption would be that tech/engineering types are the only ones who’d really think about him at all (in both directions). Like, I do have an uncle who occasionally brings him up whenever theirs news on SpaceX’s rockets (though usually this gets brought up in the context of “new technology sucks” and “what was wrong with the rockets that carried up Voyager” and such).

    So yeah, I really don’t think I’d describe anyone as “gargling Elon’s cock” except those who still have good will for Tesla.

    ClaireDeLuna,

    “centrists”

    SkyezOpen,

    Is a centrist anyone who says “I’m not into politics but (right wing propaganda)” because that’s unironically been my experience so far.

    ultra, (edited )

    Depends. I’m centrist but a bit left-leaning and I fucking hate Musk.

    Sagifurius,

    Oh look, wildly left wing people deriding centrists as far right. Weird.

    Viking_Hippie,

    Nobody said anything about FAR right. In fact, you’re the one who’s characterizing people as extremists for disagreeing with you, a typical centrist move.

    Sagifurius,

    Nice try. Go be facetious somewhere else.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Compared to any other western country, American centrists are far right. Republicans are off the map.

    Sagifurius,

    Sometimes people make it really plain they’ve never travelled.

    Heidur,

    Yup

    Viking_Hippie,

    That and anyone who explains to the left that they too would like a better nominee, but we can figure that out after this crucial election cycle…during every election cycle for their entire life, which are the only times they discuss politics.

    SchizoDenji,

    I’m not into politics, but I think everyone should deserve human rights regardless of race, gender or sexuality.

    And I’m a centrist. Fuck you guys who only pick and choose specific examples to paint us as right wingers.

    TheFogan,

    Honestly I haven’t heard any of my right wing coworkers etc… talk about this particular company, but I have heard a lot of elon worship from them. IE I hear a lot of them talk about how he’s gone so pro free speach with twitter. (and they tend to ignore me when I point out that he’s censoring every bit as much as the old twitter, he’s just nicer to the nazis and less nice to the left.

    DahGangalang,

    Ugh, yeah, that is a point of frustration I have with the family.

    For them, it’s not so much “look what Musk is doing” so much as “look at how much better Twitter’s gotten”, which is particularly ripe cause none of them even use the platform. As I think on it, that probably means the big Fox talking heads are saying things like that.

    I never got into Twitter myself (just never really understood / took to the format), which is kind of a shame cause I’d really like to be supporting Mastodon in this years surgance of the Fediverse.

    lseif,

    every vocal right winger i hear hates this idea

    Hasuris, (edited )

    But do they hate the guy? As much as Bill Gates?

    It’s like when Trump shat on veterans and the rightwingers didn’t care.

    lseif,

    no. i suppose you are correct. from what i see they may think he is incompetent, but not evil like bill microsoft gates

    Viking_Hippie,

    So I guess Faux News is no longer vocally right wing? 🙄

    DieguiTux8623,

    I come from a super-right wing family too (but from Europe) and they really are in love Elon because it’s like “a dog being out of control” in the billionaire group, the one who is brave enough to go against the rules, defying the “cancel culture” and the unidirectional thinking imposed by political correctness.

    AVincentInSpace,

    Ah, yes. Because Elon is clearly the only billionaire who is a conservative.

    jose1324,

    I just vomited a bit in my mouth

    DieguiTux8623,

    Obviously I don’t approve of any of it, let it be clear… Lemmy for me is a sort of “therapy group” where I find relief from that toxic environment.

    DahGangalang,

    Yeah, I hate how toxic just politics in general get. Like, it feels like any time anything political gets brought up, everyone leaves their good will and sense of humanity at the door, ya know?

    I do enjoy how much tech-focused content is on Lemmy, but it also feels like there’s a higher concentration of toxic leftist type posts.

    That’s definitely a thing I miss about the good ol’ reddit days: being able to scroll for days without seeing anything political. Or rather - being able to filter out all the political subs and not feeling like you were missing out on the larger conversation on the platform.

    zaphodb2002,

    Unfortunately, everything is political, and this has always been true, and will never not be, as long as humans exist. If you were able to ignore politics, it just means you were unaware of them, likely because they weren’t hurting you or anyone you cared about. The uptick in “toxic” posts in the last decade is because more people are in danger now, and are highly aware of it, and more people are actively dangerous, and are stirring the pot. It didn’t get more political, it got more dangerous.

    DahGangalang,

    That’s interesting to hear. I wouldn’t have expected Europeans would have thought about ol’ Elon that much.

    DieguiTux8623,

    In general I would argue that he has a good reputation, due to good marketing mostly. A great lot of people see him as some sort of “illuminated visionary” who fosters innovation for the Good™ and will save humanity with SpaceX, Tesla, etc. [I don’t agree personally to any of it but that’s another story].

    DahGangalang,

    Ugh, yeah, I don’t hate the guy, but I also think that anyone who still thinks he’s a visionary hasn’t actually been paying attention to his work/how his companies are going lately.

    chemical_cutthroat, in Better believe you're getting a text from the openers in the morning about how you missed one dish on the rack.
    @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world avatar

    Jokes on you, I’m clopening… I hate myself.

    radioactiveradio, in Not such a conspiracy theory now

    Get ready for mental health DLC patches or micro transactions.

    OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

    Subscription services*

    Viking_Hippie,

    “Your subscription to arm control has expired. Please wiggle your eyebrows in a lewdly suggestive manner to pay subscription fee plus $69 lateness surcharge and a $420 because we can addendum”

    psud, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

    I had this. I was a happy scrum master in an area that said scrum masters must not be managers - conflict between duties of the two

    I moved to a different project and suddenly I’m a manager. Not even a pay rise.

    At least I feel I’m good at it, though I favour scrum master methods for getting people to perform, rather than manager tools

    moog, in Better believe you're getting a text from the openers in the morning about how you missed one dish on the rack.

    Fuck this is so true about ever low wage job I’ve ever had. The openers are always the bosses favorites and get the best shifts with all their friends

    navi,

    Yeah but can they play what ever music they want for the last few hours after the lobby is closed?

    Small wins.

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