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AgentGrimstone, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I feel this. Just because I’m good at what I do doesn’t mean I’m leadership material. I’m too nice.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m at a spot where I’m headed towards technical leadership rather than managerial leadership.

I have a small team, and it’s up to me to use them to magnify my effectiveness with my work. It’s actually kind of a good spot, but I’m worried I’ll be asked to do more management stuff

friendly_ghost, in a real feel good story

You better start showing me a little more appreciation around here, Mr. Man!

proper, in You fucking monsters
@proper@lemmy.world avatar

they know what they did

AlijahTheMediocre, in You fucking monsters

Sacrafices must be made for olives

kambusha, in You fucking monsters

Fish: Olive you

BrownianMotion, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
@BrownianMotion@lemmy.world avatar

Just to be clear, the Far Left and the Far Right wings of parliament in America are equally retarded as one another. Just for different reasons.

You lot are so fucking polarised, you don’t even see your internal self-destruction slowly growing (your next civil war is only around the corner, mark my words).

If you had some common sense and civility to one another, and worked through arguments and came to agreements, you would not be this retarded as a country. You might actually stop voting decrepit old cunts in too.

All countries have left and right, but you are on another level. Here, we have labour/liberal but the are only just over the centerline. They often agree on certain aspects. But when they don’t it is debated out and decided. Sometimes they ask the populous to vote, in case of stalemate or major disagreement.

We the people own the government, not the other way around. But you, America, have forgotten that, and you your “vote if you want” attitude has you under the thumb. Same with [lets be honest, fucking bribes] masked as donations. How you are not in the bottom quarter of the most corrupt countries list has me baffled.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

. How you are not in the bottom quarter of the most corrupt countries list has me baffled.

Bribes?

abbotsbury,
@abbotsbury@lemmy.world avatar

There are no far left politicians in America

Viking_Hippie,

Yeah there are, they just don’t have any power outside of very locally, which sucks.

You’re right that there’s no far left politicians in national office though, if that’s what you actually meant.

sevenapples,

far left wings of parliament in America

You can’t be serious lmao

Viking_Hippie,

Just to be clear, the Far Left and the Far Right wings of parliament in America are equally retarded as one another. Just for different reasons.

Debunked horseshoe theory bullshit. There’s no “far left” in the American “parliament” (it’s called the Congress. At least try learning the terms before you start spouting your bullshit).

Besides, even if we DID accept your premise of European style Social Democrats being “far left”, wanting people to have healthcare and a living wage isn’t equivalent to fucking FASCISM in any way.

Also, no ableist slurs, please.

Here, we have labour/liberal but the are only just over the centerline

Keir “I desperately want to be Tony Blair” Starmer’s Labour isn’t left of center. It’s center-right at best.

We the people own the government, not the other way around

Says a guy from the kingdom whose royal family is the number one land owner in the world and has had 3 different Tory PMs since the last election.

Same with [lets be honest, fucking bribes] masked as donations. How you are not in the bottom quarter of the most corrupt countries list has me baffled.

Right on the money (pun intended) with this, though.

Korne127,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

From which country are you? What far left would there be on the US? The Democrats are ranging from center left to right-wing, from an EU view.
Saying both sides when there is one side prohibiting books about LGBTQ people, wanting to not allow trans people existing and trying to turn over democracy and the other one… wanting health care, is just utter bullshit.

BrownianMotion,
@BrownianMotion@lemmy.world avatar

LGTV is retarded. 99% of the earths population does not agree due to SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE, Regardless off all the noise you make - no one with half a brain will care. so FUCK OFF.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

99% of the earths population does not agree

Wrong. You vastly overestimate the number of stupid bigots in the world.

due to SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE

Wrong again, bigot. People who actually know more than just the very basics disagree with your transphobic misinformation. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/93d2c573-40ce-4481-ad54-19f56df67b92.jpeg

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Stop being a fucking ableist bigot. This is the second time I’ve seen you use that word.

NoneSoVile, (edited )

The labour party is literally further left than the American Left Wing of Congress lol.

There is not a single far left politician in Congress. You have vastly overestimated your understanding of American politics.

Viking_Hippie,

The labour party is literally further left than the American Left Wing of Congress lol.

That might have been true under Corbyn, but definitely not now that Keir “I desperately want to be Tony Blair” Starmer has taken over and remade the party in his center right to right wing image.

There is not a single far left politician in Congress.

True.

You have vastly overestimated your understanding of American politics.

Also true. Dude even called Congress Parliament 😆

DessertStorms, (edited )
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

If you can't make your point without being an ableist ass, maybe don't bother making it at all (in this case, you've not only shown yourself off as an ableist, but as one who has zero understanding of US politics, too, so you've really contributed nothing of any value, and have just made the community more hostile, great job)

WhiteHawk,

You are absolutely correct. And just to prove your point, some American is definitely going to accuse you of being right-wing (since most of lemmy is left) for pointing that out.

Korne127,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

What a neat way to directly delegitimize any different opinion, and that even without providing any arguments whatsoever.

WhiteHawk,

Arguments for what? There are plenty of good arguments in the comment I’m responding to.

menemen, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Finally cyberpunk begins. We need more neon lights, but thanks to LEDs I am looking positively towards our future.

velox_vulnus, (edited ) in I use memes as a coping mechanism
  • be me, depressed, shitty programmer, jobless CS graduate
  • leave all personal projects incomplete, have nothing to show to get a job cuz muh superiah creature, mus make mah own microkornel to shit on Linus
  • "Hey, Andrew was right all along, you stupid penguin"
  • but suck at writing code, have low attention span :-/
  • uses C to feel special, rage hard because memory leak on hello-world.c
  • bored, more depressed, try finding FLOSS games
  • Hmm, this particular xyz game sounds cool
  • "Woah, this must be like Doom on steroids, you can run it everywhere, even on the web?!?!"
  • "This was made with C? Mind == blown!"
  • The dev has their own website, cool :-)
  • Click on random links across page without reading, come across a page about learning C-lang
  • Page is something about suckless world or something, yeah I guess there’s too many conspiracy-theory idiots out there, maybe bro is calling them out?
  • "Meh, this tutorial isn’t that good, I’ll just pirate a modern C17 book"
  • goes back to home and starts reading about themselves
  • what? bro has their own 3d model nude uploaded for the entire world to see.
  • Is bro okay? trigger warning-type stuff about self-harm, lots of blood!
  • what the actual fuck? bro hates feminism and trans, but ironically, pansexual themselves?
  • WHAT THE FUCK? Also anti-vaxx, because bro thinks that weak animals like humans should die, survival of the fittest?
  • I NEED BLEACH FOR MY EYES, bro’s not ashamed of wanting to groom children, also banned over a few different places on the web for the same reason!
  • Curious about one of their remote Git profile, also checks other users who have starred them - get even more grossed, shut down laptop, touch grass after a long time
  • Moral of the story: don’t visit random websites
ShittyKopper, (edited )

I’m mildly worried I know (as in, am aware of their existence, thankfully not having interacted with them) who you’re talking about

Enkers,

I can’t tell if this is copy-pasta or not. If not, my condolences to your eyes, if so… chef’s kiss

tilcica,

if not yet, lets make it one

velox_vulnus,

How about both?

cooopsspace,

Never meet you heroes

ergifruit,

wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?

halo5, in Just a lot of a word that hasn't aged all that well

Worst of all, radio edits of “Sultans of Swing” that cut the guitar solo…

Roflmasterbigpimp, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

What. I still rember the article about the Monkeys Musk butchered with his Microchips! This was terrifying and disgusting and now he is allowed to do this to humans?! WTF.

Viking_Hippie,

Regulatory capture at work. If you’re the second-richest man in the world and a darling of the far right to boot, they’ll let you do pretty much whatever you want.

Roflmasterbigpimp,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Wow. This fucked³.

HurlingDurling,

One word “money”

Slagathor, in Not such a conspiracy theory now

There’s no way the FDA approved that shit.

noroute, (edited )

There is no way i’m putting that shit in my brain even if FDA approves it.

bobs_monkey,

Just wait. It becomes the latest and greatest in communications, then corporate America starts requiring it for employment.

soggy_kitty,

Yeah it’s a meme that people are emotionally reacting to.

Honestly you need to cross reference 2-3 sources before forming an opinion on any “news” these days

Rootiest, in You fucking monsters
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

I’m the eyehole man!

FlyingSquid, in Not such a conspiracy theory now
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Interesting, isn’t it, that Elon hasn’t even suggested he would be getting a Neuralink chip in his brain…

shasta,

Maybe he’ll send one to Mars

Blackmist, in a real feel good story

You dirty bird.

InLikeClint, in I use memes as a coping mechanism
@InLikeClint@kbin.social avatar

Seriously. The memes on the Fedi almost always make me laugh. They seem more youthful and in touch than previous thread based websites I used to frequent.

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