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gpopides, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I don’t have any meme that can represent my thoughts in a more precise way.

First thing I told my manager was when he asked me where I wanted to end up was: not managing people

Unrowley, in Hardcore bassist

Four strings, three tuning heads, and two tuning posts? Hmmmmm.

MNByChoice,

The espresso machine next to the drip coffee maker also has issues.

Guajojo,

Let me present you the era of AI generation

crusty,

Correct amount of fingers at least

GardenVarietyAnxiety, in Poltergeist's & home decor....

One person can do both. Plenty of min. wage workers (Looking at you Walmart and Amazon) rely on welfare to survive month to month.

While likely talking out of both sides of their mouths on this issue, they’re also fine that minimum wage isn’t a living wage.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

To anyone dreading this for real, there are places where you can get ahead as an IC and it’s considered a parallel career track to management. 0 direct reports. Maybe some mentoring, if you want, but that’s it.

You just have to find those places

artaxthehappyhorse,

My employer has both a technical and a non technical route, but even the technical route will include some small amount of team/project leading.

SasquatchBanana,

Is IC individual contractor in context?

imouto,

Contributor. The ceiling is lower though. You get to (senior) principle and that’s the end of code monkey positions usually.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Typically, but employers are getting wise. They don’t want to lose their best technical talent just because they’re on the spectrum or whatever. Or arguably worse: see them sputter out in a hybrid management/tech role that is more lucrative, but much less impactful than if they’d just stayed tech.

Staff, and architect are two other roles that are sometimes like that. Yet other places will just keep going up levels / pay bands, like eng I, II; senior eng I, II, III, IV, …, VII, etc

bpnine, in venture capitalism goes brrr

Have they finally allowed you to set the alert sound in IOS? My problem with mobile discord is the feeble little ding they deem you are allowed to hear is so quiet even with the phone turned up I don’t hear alerts. There are several complaints in their bugtracker about this going back 7+ years, they seem to want people to miss alerts for some marketing/profit reason.

On other platforms you can overwrite the sound file in the package with a proper alert, but not with the “we’re apple, fu and enjoy it” IOS stuff.

WaxedWookie, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I’ve been avoiding people management for years - and about a year ago, I was apprached by a company I’ve worked with for an exec gig. Dream job that would have shot me forward 10+ years in my career.

I lost it because I haven’t managed people since I worked in retail. It’s held me back pretty seriously, and I understand now that it’s better me leading a team than most of the schmucks I’ve worked for.

ColeSloth, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle

That looks like being poo-r with no honeys. Guess I’ll have to bounce and keep on the grind.

tdawg, in Had to be one, can't be me

Skill issue

repungnant_canary, in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I strongly recommend Freakonomics episode 495 “Why Are There So Many Bad Bosses?” which discusses this exact issue. Great listen as well!

freakonomics.com/…/why-are-there-so-many-bad-boss…

Subtlysubtle, in I'm Sadman

Bat man got fat, man.

Rodeo, (edited ) in Poltergeist's & home decor....

I think the type to have live laugh love decor also have the gall to call it “interior design”.

Gabu, (edited ) in I'm Sadman

I love the Not-Monster™ can on the table.

Bizarroland, in *Door slams. Tires squeal in distance*
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I have this book.

The only good thing about it is the title

Crackhappy,
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I gotta ask. Why do you have this book?

McNomin,

The title, obviously.

Bizarroland,
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Literally. I saw the title, thought it was interesting, tried to read it, found out it was not interesting unless you're a boy scout or you really like the Foxfire series.

Sotuanduso, in Continuous calculation

And of course, doing so is what keeps you awake and keeps the number getting smaller.

Some more sleeping tips:
Stay off your phone.
If you have to do something but don’t want to because you’re going to interrupt your sleep progress, just do it and don’t worry about it as long as you take less than 15 minutes.
Stay out of bed when you’re not trying to sleep. Condition yourself to associate your bed solely with sleep.
Keep your alarm clock across the room so you have to get up to snooze it. Disable voice snoozing. Then you won’t have to worry about sleeping through it.

Da_Boom,
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Read a book for at least half an hour with a warm white book lamp (or if using a backlit eReader, use the warmest temperature setting on the backlight).

If you have RGB LEDs, set them to red when it gets close to bedtime as well.

BirdyBoogleBop, in Well that's one way to ruin my day

My brother. 2 days is really good. A week is normal. Yes it pisses me off!

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