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bstix, in creator trolly

And then when they all believe, you change the rules because you accidentally spawned to many people.

God: “I can only save some of you!”

People: “How many?”

God: “Twelve…”

People: “Twelve?!? But there are many more of us”

God: “Times 12…”

People: “144?!? But there are still many more!”

God:“… thousand.”

People “Oh lord, I’m one of those 144000, right?”

God: “Of course you are my dear”.

Other people:“…but you already saved more than 144000 before we were even born?”

God:" yeah well, just believe me OK?"

Spiralvortexisalie,

Depends on denomination but source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/144,000

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

It’s amazing that there are so many different interpretation. Religious people have such creative imaginations.

Kiosade,

I’m reading a fictional book series where a character in the first few books literally becomes the new god… then the later books take place a few hundred years later, and you see how the new god laid everything out for the people, and gave them books on how to prosper and all this valuable info… and STILL these idiots ended up forming various competing religions, full of BS!

9bananas,

mistborn saga, right?

Kiosade,

Haha yup!

Gradually_Adjusting, in creator trolly
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

When a creator does it, the word is “ineffable”. Just like how when I’m rich, I’ll become eccentric.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, fuck that. I’m eccentric now. What’s a rich guy going to do about it?

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

They’ll be beside themselves if this ever gets out. They might be driven to buy multiple motor yachts that they’ll never even clap eyes on, to cope with that

bestusername, in I guess day 6? I lost count again >.<
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

“their”…

SuckMyWang,

I’m confused?

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Me too?

bestusername,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

How would I know if you’re confused or not?

SuckMyWang,

Because I told you. Can you elaborate on your original post?

bestusername,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

You don’t understand the difference between a statement and a question; I’m not surprised you don’t understand.

SuckMyWang,

A question ends with a question mark.

bestusername,
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

Yes, yes they do, you just might be catching on.

SuckMyWang,

I’m not sure enough people have told you this but you seem like a bit of a dickhead. If you read my comments I wasn’t rude to you at any point and you’ve radiated pure arrogance. And the worst part is I still have no idea what you are talking about because you think not explaining makes you superior even though to me it appears like you’re doing it because you can’t explain it and in turn that makes you insecure because it might make you appear stupid or something. So, it’s ok I won’t judge you, if you don’t know what you’re talking about just accept it and we will move on

bestusername, (edited )
@bestusername@aussie.zone avatar

TL:DR

“I’m confused?” is statement ended with a question mark; I hope you finally understand.

Cthulu_but_gay,

I hope you finally understand.

Sentences usually need subjects. :)

SuckMyWang, (edited )

I read this a few times and I think I finally understand a small piece of what they’re saying. I wrote : “ I’m confused? “ Then this friendly chap started ranting about me not knowing the difference between a question and a statement, possibly to deflect from his original “their” remark which I still can’t figure out. Hilariously my “I’m confused?” comment was a question and a statement simultaneously and was meant as question to this lovely fellow while stating my confusion to anyone else who might read my comment.

SuckMyWang,

Please read my reply @Cthulu_but_gay

Auk,

OP is either worried about ghosts or the serial killer(s) whom he nicked a few bodies from.

uservoid1, in I guess day 6? I lost count again >.<

Plant Lavender, Rosemary or Pepper above your dig. Try to place your garden in area of old burial grounds.

SuckMyWang,

Good thinking. I’ll bury them on top of my past victims

mowli, in 30's wheel of pain

Don‘t understand these memes, i am almost 40 and do not have any random pain Symptoms - what are you all doing?

lyam23,

This meme was me for a time. I assumed it was the inevitable decline of the physical body due to aging. And some of it is. But what I discovered is that you can slow this degeneration significantly through proper exercise, nutrition and rest. I’m stronger and in less pain now in my late 40s than I was in my 30s.

Laticauda,

Yeah I’m in my 30s and I hear this about this sort of thing all the time from other people my age, but the only time I experience body pain myself is if I injure part of my body. But then I do my due diligence to let it heal and I’m fine after. I’m not overly fit compared to other people my age, I don’t do yoga or anything, I just like, lift with my legs instead of my back. For some inexplicable reason a lot of people I know don’t follow that age old advice despite moaning up down and all around about their chronic back pain.

debil,

They’re about 10 years too early. The random aching starts at 40 something.

Lifebandit666,

I’m 40 next year. This year I’ve switched jobs after 16 years of mainly sitting in a chair looking at synchroniser rings for gear boxes.

The new job has a lot more lifting involved and no chairs. I’ve had so many aches in my back, shoulders and right limbs since I started.

This week I picked something heavy up and put it down on a bottom shelf. My back popped. I saw stars. My brain felt a bit funny for an hour or so afterwards.

Luckily I managed to pop the disc back by hanging by my arms from a low bar, and massaging the hurt muscles.

Lift with your legs, not your back!

I too feel like this meme is a decade early, but I do feel the meme.

DrQuickbeam,

This happened to me too, except my L5/S1 disc is permanently bulged now. If I don’t keep my core strong, and my hips and thighs flexible, I get debilitating sciatic pain down my right leg.

Stay in shape lads! Stay strong, but don’t lift hard. Stay flexible, but don’t stretch too far. Get some cardio, but low impact.

If only they taught us in school how to take care of our bodies, our feelings, our minds, our relationships, our communities and our environment… sadlolz

Lifebandit666,

If only they taught us in school how to take care of our bodies, our feelings, our minds, our relationships, our communities and our environment…

I cannot agree more. I went a bit mental last year, debilitating anxiety, and did a course on how to manage it. At the same time my eldest kid was starting Big School and suffering exactly the same thing, so I spent my time teaching him the things I was learning.

They’re much better in schools (at least in the UK) now with mental health, he had daily check ins with the mental health first aider or some such, which I really appreciated because there was fuck all like that in my day, when men were men and everyone had Polio (I jest)

Clbull, in When you need to disable ads and give access to the microphone
EnlightenMe, in creator trolly
@EnlightenMe@lemmy.world avatar

Evil is a dumb term. The word they are looking for is “responsible”.

TvanBuuren,

It was already a fun thread, but this comment upps it a notch.

Mercival, in creator trolly

I mean, the trolley obviously can’t fit under the bridge, so this seems like a mass murder/suicide scenario.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

The bridge will part!

Annoyed_Crabby,

Using the power of beyblade!

EvolvedTurtle,

Me when I split the sea with a bayblade

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

What if the trolley can shrink when going under the bridge

Annoyed_Crabby, in creator trolly

No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.

MonkderZweite,

Aren’t they from birth sinful?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Imminent death and dismemberment is my kink

the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test

GargleBlaster,

Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan

AliceTheMinotaur,

Santa

Gnugit,

Wait, so all this time I should have been going full denim?

DmMacniel,

Including your underpants. And socks.

VikingHippie,

And skin.

Wolfen,

Satin, you say?

Lifebandit666,

Statins

EmpathicVagrant,

But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?

noobdoomguy8658,

Suddenly, you find yourself together with the people on the tracks.

EmpathicVagrant,

-embrace sweet death

Sonotsugipaa,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They should just repent for existing, if they can’t even do that they’re basically just asking for the train

Annoyed_Crabby,

According to the 20 commandments that i just made up-

drop one stone tablet

10 commandments that i just made up, thou shall not question the decision of god, hereby you’re sinned.

Wolfen,

Nice reference drop there.

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment

Risk,

So… Christianity has thought crimes?

interdimensionalmeme,

Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin

letsgo,

No. What he was saying is that everything you do starts off as a thought. So instead of policing your own actions, police your own thoughts and don’t entertain the bad ones when they enter your mind. Then when the opportunity presents itself - let’s say she indicates she’s up for a quickie behind the bike sheds, if you’ve already been fantasising about all the different scenarios you’re much more likely to take her up on it than if you haven’t. Therefore you should consider thinking about adultery as being just as bad as the act itself, even though it really isn’t.

SpiderShoeCult,

so… thought crimes then?

VikingHippie,

Absolutely.

interdimensionalmeme,

I sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.

StalksEveryone, in That can only mean one thing
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

gen4 and the rest of them are lame. i drew pokemon. i owned the action figures, the cards, the magazines, the cheap fast food crap, the films, and the blow up dolls!

tekeous, in That can only mean one thing

There are only two good things about Pokémon, and that’s FireRed and Regigigas

swab148, in US Governor has called in the national guard
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

I think we all need to figure out the bassis of this. It could lead to real violince!

Varyk, in That can only mean one thing

True fan

Gormadt, in That can only mean one thing
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Not gonna lie that sounds like perks to me

thorbot, in Just remember to snap into a SlimJim.

The top caption is pretty redundant

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