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salvador, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

“May as well” – how about October, March and August?

ALilOff, in It's Only a Matter of Time

Permanently Sleeping Beauty

Landmammals, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

Caffeine pills are faster and also dirt cheap.

UserNotFound, in Today and the rest of my LIFE!!!
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Alone inside. I don’t know why I feel it, even when I talk to my coworkers. Or wife

UserNotFound, in anyone?
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Threads is still banned in EU, right? Not that I’m interested in it.

UserNotFound, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want
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Yea, sometimes I have day like that. I am shift worker, so my sleep schedule is constantly fucked up.

Jeraxus, in introverts will understand

I’m introvert but I don’t understand

UserNotFound, (edited ) in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
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Funny. I stopped drink energy drinks few years ago. I started going night shifts, and I used energy drinks and coffee. Then, I once said to myself I don’t like the taste of energy drinks. I stopped drink energy drinks just in one day. Never have then since. Five years and still counting. On the other side, I started slightly drink more coffee.

PP_BOY_, (edited ) in Police be like
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Nobody likes to be filmed in public. Go up to a Walmart worker and wave a camera in their face and they won’t be happy either. ACAB, of course, but not because cops are people who don’t want to be recorded 24/7.

balderdash9, in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are

Please don’t let meme captions as titles become a thing on here

RIP_Cheems, in History
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Meanwhile the UK 1707-1914:

Yawweee877h444, in It's Only a Matter of Time

Don’t worry she’s not dead, she’s high as a kite

SuckMyWang,

Either way it’s a win

GreenPlasticSushiGrass,
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She'll wake up in 10 hours with a whole new outlook on life.

Napain,

Thats prob how the whole story came to be

The_Eminent_Bon, in Sick man of Europe

My man if you’re starting to talk with furniture I think you should go see someone

setsneedtofeed, in when someone starts reminding me how old some of my favorite things from when I was younger are
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That is an intense thing to say to a child.

evanstucker, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

I love the giant, inexpensive tins of ceylon tea at my local international market. If you can afford it, buy a bottle of rose water to add to the tea. Perfection. And of course, don’t throw away the leaves - steep them again - the second steeping is even better than the first one.

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