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Ddhuud, in All the weird shit happens on nights

The title and content contradict each other.

phorq,

What happens during night shift stays during night shift.

CADmonkey, in All the weird shit happens on nights

I worked night shift in a metal fabrication shop about 11 years ago.

Two bastions of humanity figured out that they could light an oxyfuel torch and adjust it to a neutral flame, snuff the flame out of a glove or something, and then use the torch to fill a plastic sandwich bag with a perfect mixture of oxygen and acetylene. They would then place this bag somewhere and light it on fire, which made a lot of noise. They had great fun until they tried it with a small office-sized trash bag. The word of the day is brisance. It made a tremendous bang which cracked some glass in the shop, but of course our two heroes were caught in the blast amd burned, because a sandwich bag made a loud pop, but a trash bag was more of a bomb. They lit the trash bag like they did the little bags, by holding a lighter to the plastic.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Holy fuck.

Imagine filling out the paper work for that one

lightnsfw,

We had another shop in the chain I worked for fire everyone for doing that when I was a mechanic. There were no injuries but the neighboring businesses called 911 because they thought there was a bomb.

CADmonkey,

Yeah that is attention no business wants.

bandario,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I was at an xmas party one year where the workshop boys did this with an upturned 44 gallon drum. It was the loudest bang I’ve ever heard. I thought we were under some sort of attack.

They expected the drum to launch a little but what actually ended up happening was the upturned metal bottom blew off and launched a LOT punching a hole in the workshop roof. It’s a miracle that nobody was hurt (their hearing probably was). Somehow they didn’t get fired.

Peppycito,

Somehow they didn’t get fired.

When someone does something really stupid and shows remorse, you can be pretty sure they will never ever do it again. A new guy might though.

CADmonkey,

I was invited to a rural party for new years, I’m pretty sure it was 2003-2004. I drank entirely too much, and saw some friends crushing beer cans, and was inspired. I found an old 55-gallon steel drum, put a bunch of water in it, and rolled it into the bonfire. Once steam was shooting out, I put the bungs back on it and rolled it into the pond. After a few minutes, there was a metallic “bang” and the drum was folded in on itself.

The guy who invited me to the party told everyone for years that I used my head to crush a steel drum.

Hotdogman, in F as in frog

Dead or alive, you’re cuming with me!

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Honytawk, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

It isn’t.

But staying on fossil fuels is even worse. And by a lot.

Renacles, in it's that time of the year again

Let people enjoy things.

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

not my say to decide what should or should not be enjoyed, but IPA are the worst of beers and that is a fact

cyclohexane,

Daaamn 70 downvotes, I guess people are really attached to their IPAs

AndrasKrigare, in it's that time of the year again

I keep seeing stuff about IPAs and I feel like I’m missing something. Some people don’t like it, just like some people don’t like licorice, and that’s fine. But why do some people think that those who drink IPAs aren’t actually enjoying it? Why would they drink it, then?

stillwater,

The people who make memes like this don’t drink more than Bud Light and Coors and don’t understand why people would be adventurous with their tastes.

deathbird,

In the Year of Our Lord two-thousand and twenty-three I cannot believe that enjoying IPAs would be considered a sign of adventurous tastes.

Twenty years ago it was, but these days an oyster stout or cactus pear gose or brandy-barrel porter would probably be a better example of flavor adventure.

lugal, in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

The truth is somewhere in between, as always (/s if not obvious)

Bwaz, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

If they’re made instead of making fossil fuel vehicles, they do (addressing the cartoon, not the barely related added title) . Cars will still be made as many become no longer repairable. Which kind to build? Yes, better to make more electric buses and trains, but cars wont simply vanish in any scenario.

Blackmist, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

The main issue in the push for electric cars, is that we’re pretending that we can fix things with no lifestyle changes.

And for the richer people, that’s probably true. But there’s a big chunk of people for whom the electric car revolution means no more personal transport.

I accept that, but we need to invest in public transport exponentially more than we are doing. It needs subsidising up the wazoo so people outside the inner-city bubble can still get around. By just pretending that electric cars will reach affordable levels for the poorest, we’re inviting trouble further down the line when they can’t use their petrol cars any more.

Haui,
@Haui@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Well, transportation is the biggest emitter. [www.epa.gov/…/sources-greenhouse-gas-emissions#:~…](https://www.epa.gov/ghgemissions/sources-greenhouse-gas-emissions#:~:text=Transportation%20(28%25%20of%202021%20greenhouse,ships%2C%20trains%2C%20and%20planes).

And personal cars as well as trucks are the largest emitters among those. www.cbo.gov/publication/58861

I do agree that there should be done a lot more to make this go faster. One of the most obvious things is immediately outlaw the production of gasoline suvs. They‘re inefficient and rather pricey so you wont hit anyone who‘s life depends on it. Then outlaw the production of any gasoline sportscars.

Obviously the expansion of public transport is still important but selling new v8 suvs demoralizes anyone trying to do the right thing.

Bene7rddso, in Be safe out there this season

Still not ideal. This is how you move bodies

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Oshit thanks I’m gonna need this

superfes, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

Well, the carbon footprint calculator I used may not be accurate, but for the same mileage on my car vs an electric car is about 1/2 the carbon… and I assume the electric car’s footprint decreases even more over time…

Certainly, electric cars aren’t solving all the problems, but reducing my carbon footprint by 1/2 over a 10 year period sounds like a pretty good start.

Cerbero,

No one ever addresses the national security aspect either. OPEC can’t fuck with the economy as easily with electronic cars and trucks.

papertowels,

Yup, as we’ve recently seen, the federal petroleum reserve really isn’t as plentiful as we’d like.

z3rOR0ne, in Just checking in, you dumb motherfucker...
@z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml avatar

With spirit guides like that, who needs demons?

zakobjoa, (edited ) in Hmmmm
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re people are saying native Americans have every right to kill, maim and rape settler-colonialist Americans? And that they’re all legitimate targets, since they’re all settlers?

I get it.

Edit: OP didn’t say that. People on Twitter did. I didn’t separate that. It’s an emotional topic, I have friends who are directly affected by HAMAS atrocities.

American_Communist22,
@American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Woah people genocided deserve to kill their genociders

cyclohexane,

So you’re saying native Americans have every right to kill, maim and rape settler-colonialist Americans?

Where did OP say this? It is a bannable offense so please point out where, as I don’t see it.

Yawnder,

Apparently you don’t, no.

cyclohexane,

I see you made an edit, so I’ll respond to it here.

While no one should have the right to rape anyone or murder innocent people, the only one to blame for these atrocities is the Israeli state. They are keeping millions of people in a concentration camp, massacring them slowly every day, destroying their homes, cutting off supply lines and giving them just enough living resources to experience slow death. They burn their children alive. Their soldiers brag about raping Palestinians.

So then if those people lose it and retaliate, who are you going to blame? Those trapped in the concentration camp and chose to resist? Or the ones doing it to them?

And in reality, despite all of this, Hamas has been far more humane in treating Israelis than Israel is with Palestinians. They protected their hostages, and have a history of doing so. They give mothers and the elderly special treatment.

If you are upset about rape and cold blooded murder, look no further than Israel. If you’re outraged about Hamas, who’s not even a fraction the concern that Israel is, your priorities are not right at all.

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Hamas has been far more humane in treating Israelis than Israel is with Palestinians.

Bye.

ImFresh3x, in Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 2023

Been shopping at Costco for 90% of my things since Covid. I’ve seen almost no price increases. Eggs didn’t even go up in price during the egg shortage, at Costco. Meanwhile big name supermarket have doubled their prices in the last few years.

EvolvedTurtle,

Man I so wish there was a Costco near where I live

cabbagee,

Costco is incredible but unless you have a family how do you eat 24 eggs before they go bad?

Colour_me_triggered, in Buying a new car is not better than keeping an old one

In countries that generate almost all of their electricity from renewables, they are better tbh. Although more environmentally damaging to produce.

Trashcan,

Its always more costly and less efficient to produce new things in smaller quantity than large numbers. So electric car manufacturers at this point in time costs more to produce from an environment perspective. As the number of electric cars go up, my understanding is that this will compare to fossil fuel car production.

Imo you cannot compare these two as its impossible to be as efficient as a large scale manufacturer until you become one yourself.

ReakDuck,

It has nothing to do with quantity.

Electric cars have batteries that need cobalt and other stuff that is hard to get which a normal gas car would never need.

malhelo,

Fossil fuel cars do use cobalt though, significantly less though. But they also need fossil fuels which are hard to come by (in an environmentally friendly way.

RaoulDook,

At the moment they do with the Lithium batteries but better and cheaper batteries are already on the market that have solved that rare minerals problem. Sodium ion batteries have most of the capacity by weight of Lithium type batteries, but they do not require any of the rare minerals, in fact they can be made with minerals that are cheap and abundant in the USA. They are also non-flammable, much safer than lithium.

InputZero,

Yeah economies of scale are absolutely a thing, but what the average person is coming around to is the idea that the personal vehicle is environmentally unfeasible. Tyre wear alone has a significant environmental impact and electric vehicles are only going to make that problem work. That’s just one factor of countless factors. Transportation is a necessity, personal transportation isn’t (not entirely true, some places have such terrible transportation infrastructure that a personal vehicle is a necessity). Electric car manufacturers are never going to tell you not to buy their car regardless of the fact that their products significantly contribute to climate change.

Discombobulated_Back,

The problem is more like that cars that use fossil fuels have a very much lower efficiency rate than electric cars. So theoretical if you use the same amount of FF for the energy production and use that for electric cars it would be more efficient. But that shouldnt be the solution.

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