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jeremy_sylvis, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
@jeremy_sylvis@midwest.social avatar

I consider the privilege of choice in taste of one’s preferred stimulant to be one of the few small joys to late stage capitalism.

AngryCommieKender,

What if one doesn’t have a preferred stimulant?

At least I’m not a caffeine zombie like the rest of you. My housemates love it though, cause I’m up first and despite hating coffee, I am told I make a good pot of coffee, so they can stumble into the kitchen and get a fresh cup about a half hour after I wake up.

son_named_bort, in anyone?

No I did not, Mark.

x4740N, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Who else just ends up sleeping through all of them

Aggravationstation, in anyone?

Don’t forget kids, every time a Lemmy instance federates with Threads it makes Mr Zuckerburg cum.

FatTony, in introverts will understand

“Have a nice day.”

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

MufinMcFlufin,

My go to is “Do I have to?”

PatFussy, in let the bullshit flow through me

Le random xd

Holds up spork

Dagwood222, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

[off topic] Chocolate covered espresso beans. Expensive as platinum but worth it. Check out high end candy shops and gourmet stores.

db2,

The ordinary chain grocery store has them here.

Dagwood222,

I’ve seen them in various places. Sometimes coffee shops have them.

ScreamingFirehawk,

Are a really easy way to accidentally give yourself heart palpitations and be awake for the next 36 hours?

Seriously those things are really good and before you know it the packet is empty and you are afraid for your life.

Dagwood222,

Who doesn’t want a candy that can accidentally kill you?

AngryCommieKender,

Someone is gonna dip Carolina Reapers in chocolate and sell them…

Dagwood222,
general_kitten,

couldn’t you just make that by adding chocolate powder to regular coffee beans?

Dagwood222,

No. It’s like a peanut M&M except you have a candy shell around an espresso bean. You eat them like candy. Also, if you want to make hot chocolate with a shot of espresso, make them separately and then mix. Don’t try to cook them together.

DoucheBagMcSwag, in Boomers be like

Boy do I have an absolute awful show for you!

…wikipedia.org/…/The_Girl_I_Like_Forgot_Her_Glass…

0Xero0,
@0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

Joke’s on you, I’ve read the manga and I love it. The story is cute but in my case people straight up refusing to wear glasses simply because they don’t want to is damn annoying.

DoucheBagMcSwag, (edited )

Okay maybe I need to be more specific…”awful” as in in cringe …regarding the MC

At least in the anime he is one of the worst I’ve seen in a long time. I finished it to the end though

porkins, in Pace, love, and taco grease

The real story behind this is that someone stole his Lambo, so he had to testify in court about it. I guess the caption holds up.

PatFussy, in introverts will understand

DAE have mental disorders? Pls like and subscribe for funny hahas

PatFussy, (edited ) in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.

The last one should add him holding avocado on toast and it will will be perfect

—> This one @Annoyed_Crabby

ericbomb,

Feel free to remake it!

Honestly I feel like the top one could have been old timey distracted boyfriend meme because 1800s was when US swapped to coffee hard.

Then could have made middle one look more millennial/z.

Then bottom one have it zoomed out to see Thor and could make him look raggedy and like a broke teen realizing that buying 2 monsters a day does not go over well.

PatFussy, (edited )

Ill just repost as is thanks. For the funny hahas ofcourse

Dont look here annoyed_crabby

ericbomb,

As is internet tradition!

PatFussy,

Done. Lets see who is the bigger karma slut 😏

You should post about avocado toast on mine too just to close the loop

WereCat, in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

You can afford sleeping 4x longer than me?

01189998819991197253, in She didn't get the joke
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Well… are you alone in an empty house? Or is your cat with you? The lies. I swear. Hahahaha [looks around at nobody]

FancyLad, in Pay up
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Mr. Skeltal’s origin story

zyratoxx, in How is life treating you ?
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