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Agent641, in title

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

Kase,

You’re right. All are welcome to marvel at the majestic chainsword.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22d25bbf-437d-4a42-9c04-71d28e06169a.jpeg

hemko,

You just insulted my entire gender

But hell yeah

Frozzie, in title
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

May your enemies hear the liturgical roars of your eviscerator before they fall. Emperor protects !

Gormadt, in title
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?

It’s a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I’m to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

King of the lumberyard

Possible_EmuWrangler,

Listen, strange women lyin’ near trees distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I’m not going to try and take it from you.

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Excalumber

CaptainBlagbird, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸𓂸

Jackhammer_Joe, in title

Hell yeah

ekZepp, (edited ) in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

You forgot London Subway.

londen_metro-1650262344

Grass,

Mind the gap

ReakDuck,

Omg I even dreamed that after hearing this non stop on the class vacation. It follows you through the day and dream.

Grass,

Some of the stations have a frighteningly large gap. I didn’t take it seriously until I almost fell in one.

ReakDuck,

Oh thats actually something to keep in mind 🤡

ReakDuck,

Btw

ComradePedro,
@ComradePedro@lemmy.ml avatar

They didn’t. The UK isn’t cummunist enough

ekZepp,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar

… ? Cummunist? It is some kind of fetish?

dutchkimble,

Cummunist on fascist

ComradePedro,
@ComradePedro@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes. It’s when you seize the means of reproduction.

Agent641, (edited ) in Stats

4 out of 5 participants enjoy gang rape

red_pigeon, in Stats

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

OldWoodFrame,

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

Sailing7, in Prolewiki

The what now?

AI_toothbrush, in title

Btw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

As someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn’t be like butter. You’d have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.

Socsa,

By the time you get your gas chainsaw started in spring, I’ll be six trees ahead of you.

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

I have an electric chainsaw. Fuck gas. For what I need one for battery is perfectly fine

AI_toothbrush,

Yeah but imagine a gas chainsaw sized electric one. That would cut like the wood was butter.

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

If you go slow yes. But speaking from experience my dewalt 16" struggles going through a 6*6 unless you go slowly.

TexMexBazooka,

Nah, it wouldn’t.

NucleusAdumbens, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

Is this loss?

NoSpiritAnimal, in Whoops
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly I wouldn’t be able to stay mad at Miles

greencactus, in Stats

I am doing my part!

BradPittIsGod, in BBOOGG

Woah what a funny meme 🤣

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