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deegeese, in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰

Does McD support genocide against Palestinians (please provide evidence) or are you just trying to be edgy?

BradPittIsGod,

McD?

whenigrowup356, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

In all of Vietnam there are currently two active metro lines, one of which is only partially complete.

I hope it improves. Many lines are under construction but all of the projects have been plagued by delays for years.

But why would you include this as an example here?

MolochAlter,

Because OP is a propagandist shill.

OurToothbrush,

Tbf Vietnam has a hard time building lines given all the unexploded ordinance that the US left

wizenheimer, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

DaCrazyJamez,

This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.

Pistcow, in Stats

Unless there’s a lot of dudes with 3 it really is less than 1 on average.

www.statista.com/…/us-population-by-gender/

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Shut up before we start talking about p values…

qupada,

p is stored in the balls...

Pistcow,

Did you just assume my p-values!?

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

No, but I know what you LSmean

Scubus,

Damn girl, your bell curves are statistically significant

InputZero,

Let’s all calm down, and have some Chi at the square.

AllNewTypeFace, in 2024, welcome!
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Sartre and Camus would agree.

Zatore, in Stats

I’m partially responsible for this stat

can,

Aren’t we all?

Zatore,

Ya, but I’m also why the number is less than two

ArmoredThirteen,

In a few months I’ll be doing my part to lower the average

Kase,

o7

AVincentInSpace,

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

ArmoredThirteen,

Somehow never heard that term before but I’m here for it

ApathyTree, (edited )
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

notoftenthat,

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

nickhammes,

Or through parenting, perhaps?

If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you’re responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner’s contribution

Norgur, in Stats

The number of skeletons inside of a human body is statistically greater than 1.

XenoWarden,

I don’t get this one…?

Dhs92,

Bebe

mexicancartel,

Skeletons, not bones

Preggerant

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Fuck, that’s a good one

ericbomb,

I like skull more, but both are great.

knorke3,

actually, you’re forgetting about amputees and people born with fewer limbs. it’s likely less than 1.

dgmib,

And you’re forgetting that about 1% of the population is pregnant at any given time and has another whole human inside of them.

knorke3,

honestly curious about how those two would end up statistically balancing out.

aBundleOfFerrets,

There are not very many amputees compared to pregnant woman, and babies have a lot more bones that are in your typical limb

Norgur,

Skeleton, not bones. Amputees still have.a skeleton, don't they?

knorke3,

the question is: is a skeleton that’s missing pieces still “one skeleton”? And if so, at which point does it become not a skeleton? Because i’m reasonably sure you wouldn’t call a severed foot a skeleton even though it is still arguably “one skeleton” that is just missing a lot of pieces.

Vengefu1Tuna,

I lost my skele back in 'nam

Norgur,

Dang commies!

AngryCommieKender,

We didn’t make Agent Orange. That was Monsanto, and Dow.

AndrasKrigare, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

*New York City

Other metro systems look way nicer, looking through the images on a “American subway station” search

Grayox, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/5a61e41f-4c4a-4256-8a54-8dfe391aa3c1.jpeg make better agi prop, the US has the most gorgeous metro system in the world. Facts dont care about your feelings. (If you dont like brutalist architecture you probably wont like it and I’m sorry)

Artyom,

I distinctly remember having to stop and admire the station the first time I went through there.

neptune,

This metro system doesn’t have enough parallel track to allow for night time operation or maintenance.

AdrianTheFrog,
@AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world avatar

the Vienna metro (u bahn) is neat because it has a very wide range of architectural styles

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Yeah. DC has some very pretty metro stations. NYC has SO MANY stops in Manhattan it was silly when visiting.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
pingveno,

In case anyone is wondering, that’s Komsomolskaya station, built in 1952. Later stations tended to not be so opulent.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
pingveno,

I think I owe you an apology. I took your initial comment as you trying to insult me, given our past interactions. Not that I wasn’t giving an honest opinion on the design itself, but otherwise I would have just kept it to myself.

pingveno, (edited )

That’s not opulent, that’s just bad taste. The other one was absolutely beautiful.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Certainly better taste than anything your shithole has to offer.

pingveno,

None of the design elements work with each other, to start with. Then it’s like after the fact, some shmuck from the propaganda office told the architects to stick a stupid looking fighter jet in there. It’s like a weak man’s idea of a strong design.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve never read a more sour comment in my life. Thanks for letting me know how much you’re seething and coping there.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

It really doesnt have a cohesive design motif to it and does feel like strongman propaganda.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean, obviously it’s nowhere close to Soviet designs in terms of quality, but we’re comparing with US here.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Feels a little bougie if you ask me, but to each their own.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Funny you’d say that, because even though the first plans for it date back to the Russian Empire, it was the communists under Stalin who actually built it.

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in next year bois

Thanks for reminding me that there is no Drive 2 *sob

ArcticAmphibian, in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰

This is still a little fresh to make a joke like that. It’s a complex issue and nobody’s hands are clean.

OmnipotentEntity,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Dang, way to both sides genocide done by an apartheid state. Very centrist. Let the cooler heads prevail.

Aquilae,
@Aquilae@hexbear.net avatar

Ah yes a “complex” issue

Libs try not to both-sides a genocide challenge (impossible)

D61, (edited )

I don’t think its that complex. Group A gave permission for Group C to move into Group B’s place. Group C decided to get a bunch of Group N’s support to start the liquidation of Group B.

Decades of Group B, playing to the “Rules Based Order” crowd resulting in no end to the violence Group C was doing to Group B resulted in Group B being more and more okay with countering violence with armed resistance.

Here we are.

ArcticAmphibian,

You’re not wrong, but it’s not insane to say that Hamas is not an innocent group. That’s all I’m saying - it’s just as much a crime to ignore blatant terrorism.

DengistDonnieDarko,
@DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net avatar

all Palestinian violence against Israel is justified self defense shrug-outta-hecks

Deello, in Stats

So in other words I’m above average

surewhynotlem, in Stats

The average person has fewer than two legs.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.

Kecessa, (edited )

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

platypus_plumba,

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

tslnox,

Red Foreman’s, obviously.

thurstylark,

Calm down, Red Foreman.

tslnox,

Looks like your ass is next in line.

Brickhead92,

Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

platypus_plumba,

I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

qaz,

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

Corigan, in next year bois

Am I the only negative Nancy that thinks this year is fucked and doomed to fuck the next 20 years with the Orange small hand smelly cancerous asshole returning to power and going of course unpunished and then starting ww3 or a civil war or fucking becoming hilter 2 the fat and senile edition…

Fuck.

Can my tears vote…

unexposedhazard, in title

I mean that looks fucking dope so yeah, hell yeah!

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