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Dumbkid, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
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Born in 2000? Why are 10 year olds on here

WashedOver, in Does it come with Existential Angst?
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Is this Fonzie thinking of the 50s in his 50s?

Steamymoomilk, in Ay BBy

What does he have a boner?

EmperorHenry, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Got’em!

Steamymoomilk, in we are all made in the image of the Lord

The shreking is upon us,

PlantDadManGuy,

The shrieking? The shrekkenning? The shakalakkalekkining?

itsraining, in Does it come with Existential Angst?

✨Sleep sold separately✨

ZombiFrancis, in On culinary crimes

Raisins? Pff. Never heard of that. Frozen green peas though? That’s where it’s at for the boxed Mac and cheese.

ciapatri,

I hate raisins either way but I love love love sauteed onions with my mac n cheese.

Misconduct,

Huh. I never thought to try that I bet it’s tasty

Peaty,

Onions makes sense though as cheese, onions and pasta are a normal combination but raisins?

zalgotext,

Apples and cheddar? Pear and brie? Peaches and balsamic?

Sweet + tangy + savory is an incredibly popular combination, so Mac and cheese + raisins isn’t all that unusual.

Also it’s subjective. You don’t have to like it, but it shouldn’t be surprising that other people do.

Peaty,

Sweet and tangy with the presence of acids and moisture from the fruit are a good combo but guess what raisins don’t have?

zalgotext,

You ever have a charcuterie board? Dried fruit and cheese are staples there, and neither are particularly moist.

I’ll say it again, it’s ok to not like a particular thing, but you shouldn’t be surprised when someone else does. Everyone’s tastes are different.

Peaty,

Fair, didn’t think of charcuterie.

Flabbergassed, in Trying to pay rent these days...
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There are some days that I would pay someone to take my 4 kids.

Lauchs,

4 kids?!? I have a cat and sometimes that’s too much. I’m impressed.

datelmd5sum,

I think that’s actually a pretty common practise. Rich people barely have to see their kids at all!

Rai, in Does it come with Existential Angst?

This is an ObviousPlant knockoff…

…and I love it!

AlligatorBlizzard, in Fall guy

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/5/56/Miles_O%27Brien%2C_2367.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200425092214&path-prefix=en

moosetwin,
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https://media.tenor.com/7NL8QR6JdZMAAAAC/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling.gif

GrammatonCleric, in microscopic fedora
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Someone put out a lot of effort to get to that punchline

g6d3np81,
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I'd love myself a hole to go in right now

joelfromaus,
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Wouldn’t we all.

Imgonnatrythis, in Fall guy

The guy on the lawnmower warning signs.

Anonymousllama, in Get out my head

This is my favorite by far

lelgenio, in microscopic fedora
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pffff, Incel. Looks at the man’s face, he FUCKS!

g6d3np81,
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maybe I should have use wojak :|

WarmSoda, in Advertisers heading for the door

Is making the text unreadable part of the joke?

Eheran,

I guess so.

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