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Th4tGuyII, in Wrong explanations only
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

It's worm morse code, "my parents aren't home today"

freewheel, in Wrong explanations only

If you bow without rhythm you won’t attract the worm.

tacotroubles, in Wrong explanations only

Your girlfriend (whom you still love even though she got turned into a worm) introducing you to her new family.

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

*introducing you to her new male friends

StopSpazzing,
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

Fking tiktok trend.

killeronthecorner, in I was able to learn React though
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

You made this?

Fork

I made this

RedWeasel, (edited )

Now everone expects you to be the maintainer. You get a lot of bug reports.

redcalcium,

Then you ghost them and wait for the next sucker to fork your fork.

Steve,

Fork deez nuts

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Got 'em

vzq,

LOOK AT ME. I’M THE MAINTAINER NOW.

Macaroni_ninja, in Wrong explanations only
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Sustainable exorcism using rainforest certified materials only

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Wrong explanations only
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

In three days, Earthworm Jim was resurrected, more powerful than ever.

Jezebelley3D, in Wrong explanations only

🎶 "Use 2 sticks to make it in the nature." 🎶

RaoulDook,

My 2-sticks bring all the worms to the yard

Crewman, in Wrong explanations only

Summoning bait for the Tremor worms.

HonkTonkWoman,

I was going to say this is the opening scene to the next Tremors movie. Maybe they’re summoning an army rather than bait?

Crewman,

Oooh, summoning an army of graboids to fight aliens? I’d watch that.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sign me up. That sounds fucking awesome!

HonkTonkWoman,

Hell yeah. I want to see Earl ride one into battle armed to the teeth with finest of redneck engineering.

caseyweederman, (edited ) in Wrong explanations only

Revolutionary tapeworm treatment

RatsOffToYa, in Wrong explanations only

“We’re trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

bobbyfiend, in Wrong explanations only

Even Muad’Dib started out small.

scytale,

Usul has called a small one.

hydroptic,

Usul has called a small one! Again, it is not the legend

owenfromcanada, in Wrong explanations only
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Your feeble attempts to start a fire have attracted the ire and distain of the local worms.

Roll initiative!

MrJameGumb, in Wrong explanations only
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a new and ingenious method to cure constipation

iAvicenna, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Easily red if restart means go back to the year when I was six. If be 6 years old now, fuck no.

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

10 million cash instantly would get you killed so fast, just look at ANY article about lottery winners getting their life just absolutely fucked up. Resetting at 6 would suck too but at least you would get something out of it.

WetBeardHairs,

It’s not so hard to put it in the bank and hire a wealth management firm. They’ll take care of you and tell you how much you can spend each year without losing money. It’d turn into a free $500k salary for life.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

It really isn’t that easy but you are on the right path. First thing you have to do is convert it into a form that nobody is able to withdraw quickly. That removes all almost all incentive for greedy/desperate people to try and kill you for it. Good luck doing that with 10M in cash, though. Large volumes of money are nowhere near as mobile as you think it is.

WetBeardHairs,

That’s why I said go to a wealth management firm. Even relatively small firms routinely handle hundreds of millions.

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