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bufalo1973, in Which pill do you choose?
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Red pill 100%

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Wrong explanations only
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They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom

dukatos,

The vibrations are too weak for his mom

Aremel, in Wrong explanations only

Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.

turddle, in Wrong explanations only

Worms prepare for the crucifixion of the holy worm son circa 0 b.w.c.

yngmnwntr, in Wrong explanations only

We learned the secrets of firemaking from helpful friendly earthworms.

velox_vulnus, in Which pill do you choose?

I wish I could be a child again. All I can think of right now I killing myself.

Yerbouti, (edited )

Not sur if you’re joking but anyway take it easy bud. Things get better over time, dont let bad things and people get the best of you, they are not worth it.

CurlyMoustache,
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Then take both pills: 6 years old and a millionarie

MrFunnyMoustache,

Please don’t kill yourself… I don’t know where you’re from, but most countries have a hotline where you can talk to someone who can help you.

fossphi, in Loyalty means nothing to a corporation

I wonder how much of this mindset comes from dealing with local/smaller and more humane businesses which actually gave a damn about people

darth_tiktaalik, in Which pill do you choose?
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Pro gamee move: Start with red pill, take blue pill when you get back to the point in time where the choice is offered

veni_vedi_veni,

Blue pill is irrelevant. You already rich if you can convince family to buy stocks.

psud,

If I were to go back to 1983 I don’t think I’d care about 10M

Psychman3000, in Which pill do you choose?

Easy, give me the blue pill. My mistakes and choices have brought me to where I am and have made me who I am. I wouldn’t change my life for anything, especially not to correct a few mistakes. Most importantly I may not have met my wife or have my kids if I change anything. I’ll take the money and use it to improve the life I have.

Lommy,

That is a good answer bud. I totally relate

majestic, (edited ) in Which pill do you choose?

Is it like people older 30 chooses red, and people under 30 blue?

Kedly,

More like people who have things they arent willing to lose choose Blue and everyone else chooses whichever

psud, (edited )

I’m over 40, chose red, have things to lose, and am confident that I’ll have a good life again, but better in many non-monetary ways, though apple, Microsoft, Tesla, Bitcoin, Hasbro mean the money side will also be alright

What083329420, in Which pill do you choose?

Gimme the money, I’m counting down the years I dont want any extra xD

Jarix, in Which pill do you choose?

Restart my life

giffybiss, in Which pill do you choose?

Give me the dollar.

randomTingler, in Which pill do you choose?

It’s kind of curse to live knowing what’s going to happen to our dear ones, but on the other way I could spend some extra time who is not with me now.

Earning $10mil will not be my motive if I am going to live this life again…

pan0wski, in Which pill do you choose?
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I’m taking the money, I don’t want to be a child again.

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