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ziggurism, in Truly an art form to use properly
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Modern conceptions of medieval warfare drastically overestimate the amount of usage that swords saw in battle. At least that’s a thing I’ve heard.

FlihpFlorp,

I wouldn’t be surprised if technology was pushed towards ranged weapons like bows, crossbows, catapults, and trebuchets

I mean I’m sure there would be a good amount of swords or other close quarters melee units the keep the enemy at bay while everyone else is relatively safe from getting stabbed firing from a distance

I have no source just pure speculation

CalamityBalls,
@CalamityBalls@kbin.social avatar

For trebuchets at least, they were only siege weapons, took a long time to both assemble and fire. Though I must concede they were better than melee weapons for knocking down walls.

FlihpFlorp,

Good to know. I just knew that they were just ranged so this is going into the “neat information that will in no way help me with my life” pile

Klear,

In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, as the Frenchmen start raining animals at the knights and they all turn and run, Lancelot (being the brave one) takes one last whack at the stone castle wall with his sword before joining the rest in retreat. Always loved that little detail.

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

As far as my understanding, it was. Long bowmen were far more valuable because the costs associated with losing a knight was high. Infantry were given various polearms, and cavalry (or knights on horses) were given lances and spears. The kinetic energy from horseback functioned as good or better than trying to wind up swings of a weapon. Also human mobility is less than that of a horse before even accounting for armor, so being demounted from your horse mean almost certain death.

Swords were a last resort. A “running away is better” type of option. Being good with your sword is like being good with martial arts today - better to have it even if you may not use it.

ziggurism,
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The point wasn’t that ranged attacks or siege or cavalry weapons are more important than melee weapons, though depending on the battle or the century, that may well be true.

The point was that when it comes to melee, the weapons used by your infantry was never swords. Swords are prestige weapons, expensive and heavy, wielded by wealthy knights and nobility for ceremonial purposes, duels, or tournaments. The king cannot afford to equip a thousand infantry with swords (the way you see in movies like Braveheart or LotR), and even if he could, the infantrymen have neither the skill nor strength to wield them for an extended duration.

Swords weren’t the weapon of last resort. They just weren’t included in the loadout at all, of the soldiers engaging in melee combat. So what did they use? Spears. That’s probably why the OP says spears are king.

But take it with a grain of salt cause I don’t actually know anything about medieval warfare. It’s just a thing I heard.

ThunderclapSasquatch,

Actually there are swords that were in fact peasant level weapons, because they were farm equipment like machetes are

CyberEgg,

No, swords were mostly civilian self defense weapons and backup weapons as pistols are nowadays (and, mind you, even nowadays where governments have the money to equip every soldier with a rifle and a pistol, they don’t).

The reason swords were not as widely used in battle as spears, axes, maces, polearms were is that these weapons are battlefield weapons and swords aren’t. Why depends on the situation and time period. Sometimes because they’re not as effective against armor, sometimes because they’re too expensive, sometimes because they required more training than a pointy stick.

Btw, there was an empire that widely equipped it’s armies with swords (through times) because it made sense with the rest of the kit, fighting style, enemies, etc. The roman legionnaires are most famously depicted with a gallius helmet, lorica segmentata, scutum pilum and gladius

Viking_Hippie,

human mobility is less than that of a horse

[Citation needed]

FlihpFlorp,

Wow that’s a much more detailed reply than my un-coffeed brain can produce lol

Maybe I missed it but for long bows you said they delivery a lot of energy especially so on horse back but I remember reading archers would train for their entire life just because of the sheer upper body strength needed for the bow which I think is neat

Exusia,
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An archer can hit a man 450-1000 feet away. What’s a man clad in 200lbs armor gonna do? All he can do is take it. So the armor was sloped and thickened. Relying on horse speed to make them harder to hit.

FlihpFlorp,

I mean Ik I said they had lifelong training for that upper body strength but not 450-1k feet strength

This post is a great TIL :)

s_s,

The sword was a sidearm. It was a trusty companion you had on you everyday to demonstrate your wealth and power and to be drawn in your defense if need be.

When it was time for battle, your sword would still be at your side, but in your hands would be some sort of polearm or perhaps an axe.

Also, commonly used but often forgotten about is a falchion. It was a sidearm that looked like a sword but did not require all the training in swordsmanship to be effective. Instead of being balanced like a sword to enhance the point control, a falchion was point heavy (like a machete) and swung like a hatchet.

stebo02, in You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

said no one ever lmao I’m lonely

Zerush, in The Netherlands
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, the country where you see on Monday who is going to visit you on Tuesday and where the highest hills are the dikes

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t see who any of this is a bad thing.

Zerush,
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It isn’t, the only bad thing of the Netherland are the drivers with caravans on the motorways and roads in the rest of the EU, ah, well, maybe their beer 🤢

ILikeBasil,

Our pilsners are so so but we have some seriously good craft beer Brewers now!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Well, maybe, anyway the French beer is way worse. Best beers you find in Czechoslovakia, Germany and also in Spain

Littleborat,

Kronenbourg is fine don’t know whats your problem.

mutter9355,

This feels like Hertog Jan slander.

ILikeBasil,

Hahaha no not at all, I do love me a HJ’tje when I’m in a beery mood, though usually I just get Klok instead 😂

HorriblePerson,
@HorriblePerson@feddit.nl avatar

Truly a man of culture.

Mananasi,

Does our beer have a bad reputation?

Veraxus,
@Veraxus@kbin.social avatar

Only insofar as Heineken is associated with Netherlands.

joostjakob,

It’s a laughing stock here in Belgium

Mananasi,

There’s no competing with Belgian beer, but I genuinely enjoy a Grolsch or Hertog Jan. There’s also quite a few great local breweries.

_number8_, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

is this how people do memes in 2023? shit, i miss impact

GreenMario,

Everyone hates Impact but goddamn was it CLEAR and LEGIBLE.

Chariotwheel,

Motival Posters had a lot of black space outside of the picture so you could actually read the text!

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://i.imgur.io/pQjoQ_d.jpg

Even this tiny image is legible with this style

revlayle,

The trick with any meme text is the outline stroke. Without it, even impact is illegible on the wrong background.

Viking_Hippie, (edited ) in Halloween costume

I have the deluxe “Former gifted child with undiagnosed ADHD” one. By which I mean to say that I own a trash bag and a chronic guilt complex.

_cnt0, in I'd say celebrations are in order

If a man says he’s going to do something, he’s going to do it. There’s no reason to remind him every three months.

RickyRigatoni, in most normal wikipedia photo
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spacesweedkid27,

Nice pfp

Gentoo1337,
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Lmaooo

CosmicCraftsman, (edited ) in At least uBlock Origin is always up-to-date now
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While using Ublock, change your user agent to chrome. Never seen the warning again.

Edit: I use Firefox.

barnaclebutt,

Does this work? Can anybody verify it?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Worked for me as well. I changed to windows 10 chrome and it went away for now. Using Firefox with ublock origin on Linux.

Azzu,

Ah yes, the reason for our user agent hell :D

SpezCanLigmaBalls, in Us and Them
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Stock photos are actually goated though. Never fail to make delicious memes. You can feast all day with them

coradora, in My face when

Oh it gets better, the dude who was the “architect” of the “legal” coup strategy just got elected Speaker! This is fine…

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Yup… dude also thinks abortion providers should be sentenced to hard labor. Republicans are going completely mask off. If they win big in the midterm election America is quite literally fucked.

Elaine,

We were already fukt when RBG decided to die in office rather than step down.

Starshader,

If one day a single democrat is trying to storm the capitol, he will get shot 23 times and be called a terrorist. All his family will be persecuted by crazy hats. You accepted their crazy extremist behavior and the know it. These guys just hijacked democracy to forcepass one of their guy despite an internal vote. I will tell you from an outside perspective, you guys are going right into fascism next time Trump is elected. He won’t leave twice. You’re going to be the baddies.

ieightpi, in One can dream

Maybe pizza box technology has improved because I haven’t seen these things in a long time sadly

RiderExMachina,

I was thinking the same thing. Anyone under the age of 20 has got to be scratching their head at this meme.

notsofunnycomment,
@notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz avatar

I’m under 37 and also scratching my (European) head. Is this one of those insane US things?

Gabu,

Not a US thing.

devfuuu,

Depending on the chain they still come on some pizzas our side of the ocean.

Deebster,
@Deebster@lemmy.ml avatar

I used to see them in the UK. Perhaps they’re making the boxes stronger to save needing the plastic, or maybe it’s just smaller pizzas/boxes don’t need them.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Seen them in Poland and still see them places

radioactiveradio,

Unfortunately, they’re just cutting cost. My recently ordered pizza was ripped off and stuck to the box. Had to scrape it off .

ieightpi,

Lame

foggianism, in Sure it is

This is the depiction of the building in Vienna in 1914 when Stalin, Freud, Tito and Trotsky lived. Can’t wait for the Netflix comedy adaptation.

Hupf, in Bone jaw

Bone apple tea!

violetraven, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I would give myself a hug and tell myself it’ll all be ok.

bremen15,

Great approach. Check out ifs

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ifs?

areyouevenreal,

I think they are talking about internal family systems. It’s a type of therapy.

bremen15,

Internal Family System. A therapeutic approach based on system theory approaches child-like inner parts and gives them the affection and love they needed (and still need) when those parts formed.

Resistentialism,

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

violetraven,
@violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I am, but it’s a day-by-day affair. I recently found out I have bipolar along with anxiety, but even so, I came out 4 years ago and my life has vastly improved.

Resistentialism,

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

Aurenkin,

Sounds like you went through some difficult times. Really glad things worked out ok for you

Godort, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Cooking pasta correctly is an art, but there are some basic rules to follow if you want consistent results.

If you want to avoid this situation in particular, take the pasta out just before it’s done along with about 1/4 cup of the water and add both to your sauce and finish cooking the pasta there. You’ll end up with pasta that is cooked perfectly with a sauce that readily adheres to each noodle and no stickyness

stick2urgunz88,
@stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world avatar

This is the way. Once I learned the pasta water trick, I never looked back.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Don’t you just end up with shitty, watery sauce?

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

No

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Let me rephrase: how do you NOT end up with shitty, watery sauce?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Let the water evaporate, duh. You can also add cream or cheese to the sauce.

Karyoplasma,

The sauce itself should be quite thick before adding the pasta water. I let my bolognese reduce for at least an hour and a half before starting to boil water for the pasta.

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you only use a bit of the pasta water, it depends how much tomato sauce you’re making.

Pull out about a cup of the pasta water.
Dump the pasta. Don’t rinse the pasta, ever.

Now either slowly pour in a bit of the pasta water into the sauce, stir it, look at it, there should be a sheen. The pasta water makes the red sauce very silky.

Or, take a frying pan, turn the heat on. Add butter and olive oil. When the butter gets melted, dump diced veggies (or not) into the pan. Cook the vegetables to almost desired tenderness. Dump garlic in for no more than one minute.
Dump some pasta water in, just a little, and throw the pasta on top. Mix it up. After a short time, 15 seconds maybe, pour the red sauce on top of the spaghetti and veggies, stir.
After about a minute or so, add pasta water, just a bit. Stir. Taste. Is it shiny and silky? If not add a little more water. Repeat until it’s tasty.

Player2,

Rinsing the pasta is fine for making a cold pasta salad or something like that, removing the free starch stops it from sticking. But for a dish with sauce, definitely don’t rinse.

AgnosticMammal,

The pasta water helps thicken the sauce and makes it more stickier, same way the cornstarch water slurry works.

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

How much is one cup? A big one or a small one? I have several

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

use the biggest one you have. fill it up to the top then throw that shit away.

Bytemeister,

12 tbsp.

lolcatnip, (edited )

237 mL. It’s a US unit.

Edit: I just realized I have a 2-cup measuring cup and I’ve never noticed how weird that sounds until now.

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