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PP_BOY_, in Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
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Mountain dew tastes like rat piss

Godnroc,

What’s wrong with your rats?

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Diabetes

PapaStevesy,

More like what’s right with them.

Towwebbed,
madmaurice,
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Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.

pewnit, in Try not to use slave labor challenge (Impossible!)

Fuck Nestle but also kitkat tastes good

T3rr4T3rr0r,
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They're so damn good, but I try as much as I can to not buy them

funkycarrot,

All my homies buy the off-brand Kitkats that, despite the significantly lower price, use Fairtrade cocoa.

vox,
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well poland has WW (from e.wedel)
i rrspect them a lot more then nestle

pewnit,

There’s a European store near my house called wedel lmao. I’ll see if they have it there

Zanshi,

Except E.Wedel is owned by Korean chaebol Lotte. Which is… I don’t even know honestly, I just know chaebols do a lot of fucked up shit. I guess my point is there is no ethical consumption under capitalism

Gradually_Adjusting, in Upgrade to Maternity Plus™ today!
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Nobody’s going to mention the lit stick of dynamite?

stebo02,
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what about the eyeball just laying there?

papalonian,

This is a shtick of this comic series. The number above the author’s signature indicates how many of these recurring objects (the dynamite, eyeball, I believe the crown is one of them) are present in that comic. This one supposedly has 4 but I can’t find the fourth one anywhere

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Got it

gsfraley,

Maybe it’s the random 2?

papalonian,

I thought either that or something to do with the can of soda

Edit: looked up a list of hidden symbols from the comic. The crown is one, and the “K2” at the end of the soda logo is the last one.

BoxerDevil,

Yeah they always put something like that in a weird hiden spot

Decoy321, in now that would be interesting.

I too would fuck with a dude who brought his pet alien to the beach.

Vitaly,
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Hahahahahahaha

Vitaly,
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That looks like a dog from minecraft

Zimmy, in Gotta love international shipping

In the seaside town of Fort Wayne, IN 🤔

vivadanang, in On culinary crimes

There are plenty of americans who feel that pineapple on pizza is a crime.

smigao,

Did Hawaii dirty

Nacktmull,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Hawaii is the exception as the only place in the world where eating pizza with pineapple is legal.

VikingHippie,

I mean traditionally ham and pineapple is their thing so I don’t think anyone is getting done dirty so long as non-fans aren’t forced to eat it 🤷

smigao,

On a pizza ?

ryry1985,

Yes. It’s actually delicious if done right.

SARGEx117,

I wholeheartedly disagree with you, but that’s okay.

More pineapple for you, more pepperoni for me

Don’t have to worry about who gets the last slice.

JoeyJoJoJuniour,

Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada by a Greek guy

VikingHippie,

I know 😁

droans,
Alexstarfire,

Probably because it’s a Canadian invention.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

pineapple on pizza is amazing

usernamesaredifficul, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

an entirely reasonable position they’re the organisation to set up football matches not the world police

Gorilladrums,

North Korea isn’t exactly a normal country. Considering how the vast majority of the world knows what North Korea is actually like, this will not be a popular event. FIFA is supposed to pick locations that will help the game spread and grow on global stage. The most shut in country in the world isn’t exactly a good pick. Not to mention the international criticism of FIFA as well as the boycotts from countries and fearful athletes,

ImmortanStalin,

How does everyone in the world know what it’s like if it’s shut in? Why is it shut in?

vox, in How I like my pi
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pihole is not a replacement for ublock

ramius345,

Use both together!

fruitSnackSupreme,

Is pi hole any better than using adguard DNS?

shasta,

It’s the same technology, like how chrome and Firefox are.

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

pihole uses the same method of blocking as adguard dns but is more configurable, and since it’s usually self-hosted you have full control over it.

btw, nextdns is pretty good too (think of it as a managed configurable, slightly more private alternative to adguard dns, great if you’re not into self hosting).
it lacks custom domain blocklists tho. you can add your own white/blacklisted domains but not whole lists, except ones provided by nextdns.
also, it’s a paid service. free tier includes 300k requests per month, which is enough for ~1.5 devices from my experience.

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Thanks for catching that. I have updated the description.

tubbadu, in Pipe

Ceci c’est un pipe: |

SnotFlickerman,
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Ceci c’est un pipe: |

Put that “command not found” in your pipe and smoke it!

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Non, cela est une « barre verticale ». Un façon dont on peut l’utiliser est comme un pipe, mais on peut aussi l’utiliser dans beaucoup d’autres manières.

chuckleslord,

Nah, pipe is better cause it’s shorter. Vertical Bar takes too damn long, no one got the time for that.

klemptor, (edited )

%>%

MrJameGumb, in We aren't gonna like this one..
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This meme implies that I give a shit about what Taylor Swift does…

I’m offended

Diabolo96,

Same

Riderzz,

Literally, ill claim to be a commie and do the worst acts behind-the-scenes.

You wouldn’t give a shit. (Bc im a commie)

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I have no idea wtf you’re talking about dude. You sound like you have a severe persecution complex. Literally no one was talking about any of this you psycho lol

Omgarm, in Got Promotion

All of a sudden all projects are much harder and require your utmost focus.

So you put on headphones and watch a show.

starman2112, (edited ) in Being the only able-bodied guy in my building
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On the one hand, salt destroys cars, which is based. On the other hand, salt destroying cars means more cars get bought, which is cringe. On the third hand, salt makes it easier to walk, which is based. On the fourth hand, salt is notoriously bad for the environment (nobody ever threatened to beet juice someone’s fields, you know) which is hella cringe.

I guess what I’m saying is skip the salt, use beet juice, and lay out spike strips on the road

SuperIce,

On the fourth hand

Are you a Machamp?

Snoopey,
Grimy, in Put me in the trash can at the park.

Your body is a resource. Don’t throw it away or bury it, give it to a gothy craftsman in exchange for half the jewelry made from it going to your family. It literally triples your chances of acquiring haunting privileges.

Linkerbaan, in oh no Germany what is u doin
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The west at the beginning: Gaza is not a concentration camp, they have (a little) food and water and a “safe zone” in the south!

The west now: You have to kill at least 6 million for it to classify as genocide

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

800,000 to 1,000,000. That’s how many Tutsis were killed by the Hutus in the Rwandan genocide of 1994.

/s in case that isn’t blatantly obvious

RIP_Cheems, in Calm
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DONT CALM DOWN, THAT WHY THEY DIED.

VikingHippie,

Nah, they calmed down too late.

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