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jeremyparker, in They wish

Person doesn’t want to date person with OF

Person with OF doesn’t want to date person

It seems the universe is in harmony.

ieightpi, (edited )

If you think about, this makes the most sense. A person with an OF is getting their rocks off without other people present most of the time. Unless they are doing content with someone who enjoys making stuff too. But I think the majority of content creators are solo ventures.

In that most common scenario you would have a person not comfortable making content dating someone who does. That relationship is going to end eventually when OF creator is getting their sexual needs met and the SO isn’t getting enough attention to satisfy their needs.

But of course there will always be outliers like asexual people or having opposite libidos. Which those situations might work great to have an OF side gig.

But if we are talking the majority or people, I think its safe to say one OF creator dating a non-OF creator is probably not very likely.

graymess,

Relationships typically involve more than just sex.

sukhmel,
stoneparchment,
@stoneparchment@possumpat.io avatar

OF content creators date non-creators all the time, just like other sex workers. There’s more to relationships than sex, and content creation isn’t the same thing as actual sexual intimacy and connection

SnotFlickerman, in Pipe
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You can’t do this ridiculous shit to me this early in the morning.

Take your upvote and get out!

SoggyBread, in My wife every two weeks:

Imagine being rich enough to hire cleaners

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m definitely not rich.

I’m not living in a box down by the river and using a rat as a pillow either.

Both of us work, and with kids thrown into the mix, it gets chaotic around here. Cleaners are the one splurge we do, and it’s so we can spend time with our kids rather than doing chores.

brbposting,

You should also feel bad you’re literate, ya cake eater

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

My rat taught me to read while I wasn’t using it as a pillow

Cataphract,

That’s a shame, you could’ve selected the martial arts skill instead from the rat.

SnotFlickerman, in Reality is becoming a George Carlin bit
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Always has been

Mr_Blott, in Pipe

Would it not be “Ca, c’est un pipe”?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The phrases pictured are correct.

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Except that the second, therefore, should be “tuyau” rather than pipe, no?

Sylvartas,

Yeah. And it should be “un” because pipes are male in french. A piping (“tuyauterie”) is female though !

7heo, (edited )
@7heo@lemmy.ml avatar

Genre. “Les phrases dans l’image sont correctes.”. Ou pas…

Sérieux, y’a moyen d’éviter de sortir des conneries grosses comme la lune avec l’aplomb de Chatte J’ai Pété, des fois? Ça nous changera, tiens. 😮‍💨

Edit: yeah, the correct phrasing would indeed be “Ça, c’est un tuyau” (“Pipe”, in French, exclusively means “Smoking pipe”, and as a slang, “Face”, or “blowjob”). In the spirit of the joke, “Ça, c’est une pipe” would be acceptable, but only understandable by people who know the English term. However, “C’est une pipe” is absolutely wrong contextually: the lack of the contradiction implied by “ça” creates a semantic disconnect and the two images seem completely unrelated. Not only does it break the humorous device, but it also is absurd enough to be mildly irritating. So, no, the “phrases pictured” are not correct.

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oui oui baguette. Thanks for clarifying!

db2, in My wife every two weeks:

“the cleaners are coming” said literally nobody I know. Can’t relate to this at all.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

But what if you’re the cleaner, and your cumming?

BulbasaurBabu,

Their cumming what?

sentient_loom, in Pipe
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

I see you’ve played painty-pipey before!

AceTKen, (edited ) in The "Left"
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

I truly don’t mean to be pedantic here, but aren’t these nearly word for word the same beliefs Left-leaning people here have about the Right in America?

Maybe if you’re being generous and want to write out the other side of these beliefs you could leave out the descriptors “lazy and weak” and replace them with “psychotic and brainwashed”, but other than that, is this meme not the same for Left and Right?

Tarkcanis, in They wish

A gal with a decent income!? Sign me up!

A_Very_Big_Fan,

The market is extremely saturated. I’m willing to bet most people could make more reliable money doing door dash

skeeter_dave,

Yeah if you consider $100-$180 a month “decent income”

afraid_of_zombies,

I can’t imagine most are making much money.

ieightpi, in My wife every two weeks:

Upper class problems

rwhitisissle,

Comfortable middle class. Upper class people have full time servants. They don’t come to your house. They’re just always there.

DragonTypeWyvern,

The traditional definition of middle class was being able to afford a servant or two.

These days it’s certainly well within middle class income to hire a cleaning service, have groceries delivered, etc.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

My mother seriously recommended I hire cleaners if I wasn’t able to always keep my place clean at a time in my life where I was super busy.

I made like $30k in 2014. I wasn’t poor by any stretch, but suggesting I hire cleaners was a clear indicator of how out of touch she was with the lower half of the middle class.

CluckN,

That’s what $14 an hour? That’s minimum wage in most U.S states.

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I graduated college in ‘14 and got my first professional job that August. I made $17.09 an hour and I was an 85% FTE. I was still in grad school at the time (never finished, whoops). That inflates to right about $22 today, if the BLS’ inflation numbers are to be trusted. Or about $39k at 85% FTE

My rent was $800 in uptown Oklahoma City.

Again, I was doing alright for a single guy with a bachelor’s degree at 22 with little work experience. I kept my bills and rent paid. I got to buy a PC component every once in a while. Sure, I wasn’t going on vacation every year, but I wasn’t starving.

But I was a long way away from hiring cleaners. I couldn’t really afford a therapist back then. Which I desperately needed more than I realized.

Oklahoma’s minimum wage still follows federal, but most places do start at $9 or $10 anymore. Still not nearly enough. And that’s really in the city. Out in the sticks, you’re making $7.25.

brianorca,

It is now but the comment mentioned 2014.

KoalaUnknown,

My mother makes a near median salary but still hires someone to clean her apartment every 2 weeks because she hates cleaning. To pay for it and other things she does pet sitting and travel booking on the side.

Division of labor is a useful thing.

davel, in They are quite different.
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

If you don’t understand that anti-Zionism is antisemitic, then we’ll throw you in the hasbara gulag until you do, even though:

OurToothbrush,

You did a typo i think

davel,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t see a typo. Perhaps my satire was too convoluted for its own good.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

“The will of Israel is the will of all Jewish people and I will not hear arguments otherwise.”

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d20923e9-e961-4f96-a179-31ad6acedd2a.png

Midnitte, in My wife every two weeks:

Cleaners?

Of course I know him, he’s me.

flamingo_pinyata, in They are quite different.

Anti-antism

SPRUNT,

Auntie Semitism

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Nah the ants are our buds, bro

peopleproblems, (edited ) in They wish

So ive put a lot of thot into this, and after going through what I did with my ex wife, I think it wouldn’t be a problem so long as

A. I know about it.

B. I get access to it and all paid content

C. No one else appears in it. This covers the whole “well that was an old video I uploaded” scenario too.

D. The relationship is otherwise secure.

E. But the real problem would be someone with an onlyfans wanting to date me.

Bunnylux,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fine to not want to date someone with an onlyfans, but I feel like the guys who go out of their way to say it usually have other red flags about

HonoraryMancunian,

Basically men who: —

Could never get a woman that hot

Get jealous easily

Don’t like women having agency over their sexuality

Don’t like women having agency over themselves full stop

afraid_of_zombies,

Right I don’t see where you get the ability to mindread people nor guilt people into being in a relationship that they don’t want to be in.

agitatedpotato, (edited )

I just ask that people realize what I realize, which is it’s an issue with ME that I’m not secure enough to be with a person who I can see having sex with someone else. I cannot control my feelings but I am responsible for them, or at the very least, other people are not responsible for them(at least in this example anyway it’s not as if the of model was having sex with other people AT me.)

Bunnylux,
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

It’s ok to be monogamous :)

agitatedpotato, (edited )

Oh absolutely, I dont feel bad about that. But the feeling I get thinking about being with someone who does that kind of stuff is exactly a feeling of insecurity. It’s fine and normal, same way its normal to have a little anxiety or a little depression. In healthy doses it’s essentially just personality traits, but to me those feeling stem from insecurity. Perhaps it’s even innate and not something to be ‘fixed’ but it still feels like insecurity to me. But I’m realizing that I suppose I can only speak for myself here.

afraid_of_zombies,

Except insecurity the word is used always as a pejorative.

agitatedpotato,

It doesn’t have to. Same with anxiety, alone no one’s going to think the word itself is good, yet a healthy dose of anxiety is simply awareness.

afraid_of_zombies,

It isn’t about what you think it should mean it matters how people use it.

agitatedpotato, (edited )

Thats not what I think it should mean, thats how emotions work. Those feelings stem from insecurity. That’s factual. People say they’re so OCD when they like to be organized, is that what OCD means now?

afraid_of_zombies,

I think you are aware that your comparison is false.

agitatedpotato,

I think you’re grasping at straws because you don’t want to engage with complex feelings.

afraid_of_zombies,

Fine you go around demanding everyone change the meaning of a word.

agitatedpotato,

You seem to be the only one who doesn’t get it. Good luck with your emotional intelligence though.

afraid_of_zombies,

“seem”. Making assumptions now.

agitatedpotato,

Really scaping the bottom of the barrel. Seems to me is synonymous with looks to me. Got anything else or just more dissappontment for your English teacher?

MotoAsh,

C and E sound indicative of some insecurities.

Spendrill,

Yes, but the vast majority of us do have some insecurities and you can at least be honest with yourself and your partner about them.

MotoAsh,

Agreed, but know what they are. They aren’t lines to control someone with. They’re lines someone should agree with and should know may be signs of other controlling behavior. So many people are OK with being controlled and it’s frankly pathetic.

peopleproblems,

Ha, C&E are actually relationship needs of mine, friend.

In fact, I think the others are more indicative of my insecurities, but hey, I’m not anxious-avoidant so I don’t know for sure.

MotoAsh, (edited )

If you’re dealing with the boundaries healthily, then it’s not so much an insecurity and more of a limitation. If others are aware and OK with it, I’d call that healthily dealt with. Whether or not the limitation is a problem is merely a matter of preference, and luckily it sounds like yours line up.

I love how everyone assumes “indicative of” is a direct accusation… As if false red flags based on perception do not exist. People are so small minded.

MySwellMojo,

I mean, I wouldn’t want to deal with the mental gymnastics involved with my significant other getting down with other people

Paradachshund,

I think they were reacting to the “no one can appear even if it was an old video before we met” part.

MySwellMojo,

I mean, there’s still mental gymnastics going on there. For me at least

MotoAsh, (edited )

An open relationship isn’t that weird of a concept to some. It’s about how much others mean to you, not how much of them you posess. People in these comments are fucking pathetic for not understanding this basic fact of healthy relationships: You do not own anyone else. To any degree. Period.

Nelots,

That’s a neat story you got there, but literally nobody here is saying they do own someone else.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Why yes you are correct: what I’m saying isn’t appliccable to 100% of people! Do you want a gold star for your basic observation?

It’s like you retards don’t understand that not everyone has or wants the same relationship.

You are in this comic.

MySwellMojo,

I mean we’re just chatting, but for some reason it feels like you’re yelling

MotoAsh,

Not my problem Poe’s Law is real.

Nelots,

do you want a gold star for your obsevation

you retards

you are in this comic

Haha yeah, only 75% of your comment was attempting to be insulting in some way! How could anybody think you’re being an ass? Poe’s law sure is crazy.

MotoAsh,

Right, I’m definitely not commenting about the previous part of the discussion. Or did you forget that happened?

Retard is apparently appropriate.

Nelots, (edited )

People in these comments are fucking pathetic…

Amazing how you children cannot…

I’m sorry for not going into further detail?? You’ve used belittling or downright insulting language in like 5/7 of your comments in this thread now. And the small page of profile digging I had to do to find those shows it’s not just this thread you’ve got an attitude in. Maybe you’re the problem and not everybody else?

MotoAsh, (edited )

About conversations turning south? Absolutely, totally my fault. Though you’re still all retards fundamentally failing to understand how healthy relationships work or how what I said applies.

Nelots,

The problem is that so far literally nobody has disagreed with you. Some people have said that open relationships aren’t for them, and then you went and said they’re claiming they own people??

Please point to a single instance where somebody has said they own someone else, or that they think open relationships are disgusting or some shit. No, I imagine we all understand how healthy relationships work but you’re too busy putting words in our mouths to see that you’re insulting people over things they never said.

MotoAsh,

Do not take me speaking in generalities as specific accusations. You people really need to learn reading comprehension.

MySwellMojo,

Lol

Nelots, (edited )

I said nobody here. I.e. these comments, the people you said think that. Would you like a participation trophy for your reading comprehension?

AscendantSquid,

I think most people here agree with you, it’s just that the way you’re speaking to them comes off as judgemental and kinda mean, so they respond accordingly.

MySwellMojo,

No ownership, but sharing time. I want to buy a house not a time-share. I want that deep emotional connection with someone. I don’t have the capacity to have more than one deep connection and would like someone similar. If my partner chooses they want something open, that’s fine, but we would transition to friends

agitatedpotato, (edited )

Im someone for whom C is a necessity like the person you’re responding too and I think you’re 100% right.

It may not be a nessesarily pathological insecurity, but it absolutely is an insecurity.

If I felt more secure I’d probably be able to deal with it. I don’t think that means im a necessarily insecure person, or am someone for whom insecurity is a clinical problem, but at least comparatively that makes it an insecurity.

You can get depressed and not have depression, you can get insecure and not be an insecure person, heck you can even maintain a healthy amount of anxiety. These are essentially just human traits and there’s no shame in admitting that I have a trait that’s at least a little rooted in insecurity so long as it doesn’t negatively impact my life.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Ehehehehee, a lot of thot. Nice.

HonoraryMancunian,

I wouldn’t mind C, so long as it’s someone where all 3 of us are willing to have some fun together privately anyway

qooqie, in They wish

Honestly I wouldn’t care too much it’s the weirdos who would harass her that would make me not like it.

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah, the drama that comes with it is probably the biggest issue – it will occupy some part of your cognitive energy.

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