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DmMacniel, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?

can’t you configure your app how it handles those long images to prevent inline scrolling?

Orbeatle, in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!

That’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

bmsok,

Fred Durst would like some hot dog flavored water with that to really keep things rollin’

Rolive,

Fred Wurst.

Squid, in We live in a society

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  • Dirk,
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m sorry for you. Now finish up my coffee order, I have work to do!

    theangryseal,

    Do what I do. Drive around and scope out the deadest businesses you can find. I’m talking if there’s more than 1 or 2 customers an hour, keep looking.

    Apply inside. They usually don’t do online applications.

    Once you have the job you can sit and play Steam Deck and Switch all day. Dust and mop once a week to keep it looking sharp, and then play games or take a call center at home job and do it from there. Learn an instrument.

    It’s much more fulfilling than slaving away and “growing” for some other muhfucker.

    At this point I can play the guitar like a mothafuckin’ riot. Doot doo doot dee doot do doo. Dunt duh dunt duh duh nuh.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Sounds like someone needs to cut their hair, polish their boots and have their soul beat out of them by exhaustion!

    theangryseal,

    It’s funny you say that. I haven’t had a haircut in almost 2 years. :p

    I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

    llii,

    I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

    I feel this, although it’s just 2 months for me.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!

    Chev, in FYI

    What is a december region of the year?

    XTornado,

    Is near the November region but far up in the future. Well that is if you want to go the next December region.

    If you wanted to revive going to last year December region well… not possible yet. Maybe in future updates.

    Chev,

    Now I’m even more confused 😅 Thanks for trying anyway.

    EdibleFriend, in Art imitates life
    @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah but no seriously one of you motherfuckers bring me some Baja blast

    PunnyName,

    I can’t even remember the taste, or if I liked it

    LongbottomLeaf, in Blessing from God

    God be praised!

    shasta, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

    Bidet

    LemmyKnowsBest, in We live in a society

    Nice to see there are some military members who aren’t so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.

    tryptaminev,

    How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can’t condition him to wear an uniform and shave?

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    IKR?! 😆

    dsemy,

    You’d be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair

    justabigemptyhole,

    Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin

    ALostInquirer,

    Would specialized velcro for beards help?

    NaibofTabr,

    Men, it’s just a job.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?

    NaibofTabr,

    Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect

    ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited )
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!

    Honytawk, (edited )

    So you are in the military

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably the japanese one

    AngryCommieKender,

    What color is your favorite flavor?

    humorlessrepost,

    Orange

    vivadanang,

    signal soldier I see.

    Kusimulkku,

    some

    lol

    turkalino,
    @turkalino@lemmy.yachts avatar

    The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don’t look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Exactly. It’s the lower enlisted people who haven’t been in as long and aren’t fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.

    TooLazyDidntName,

    That and the guard!

    sharkfucker420, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?
    @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

    Used to happen on jerboa but I haven’t noticed it in a long while

    SaltyIceteaMaker,

    That’s cause you can still scroll if the post takes your entire screen (at least i can) and if you click on the post you can just exit with the arrow at the top left corner

    workerONE, in Step-By-Step Guide to Buy a Senator

    Politicians shouldn’t have to do any fundraising, or to be allowed to. They should be given a budget by the government.

    vonxylofon,

    That could be pretty easily abused, imagine, by straw men siphoning state money without any prospect of winning.

    At least in Europe, there are campaign financial limits so things don’t get too out of hand. Corruption, therefore, is done via other means.

    anton,

    Iirc here in Germany you get some funding based on the votes you got last election.

    This reduces reliance on outside funding without enabling freeloaders, but sucks for first timers.

    vonxylofon,

    Yep, same in the Czech Republic.

    db2, in Quien de ustedes fue?

    Omelette du fromage?

    Waker,

    More like tortilla de queso

    db2,

    ¿Que?

    gnygnygny,

    Crème de marron maison

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in I choose to believe

    If my heart sees that, for the love of noodles, I pray you please put me back in the darkness.

    db2, in We live in a society

    Someone’s bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!

    Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    Sir, this is the Air Force…we don’t do that sort of thing.

    BackOnMyBS,
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    *Chair Force

    Che_Donkey,
    @Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

    Abso-fucking-lutely

    Mothra, in Quien de ustedes fue?
    @Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

    Finders keepers

    Annoyed_Crabby, in Codename Israel

    Dang, so cringe lol.

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