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Manmikey, (edited ) in fly, you fool!
@Manmikey@lemmy.world avatar

Child hood trauma resurfacing…

Little me using all my text adventure skills…

/West

/South

/West

/West

“You enter the vegetable isle”

/Look

“You see carrots potatoes and cabbage”

/Search onions

“Sorry I don’t know [onions]”

😰

“You hear a loud voice shouting”

helpImTrappedOnline,

/Search onion

“You have found onion”

blueson, in Loving this AI revolution so far

The first thing I do when I am greeted by a customer-service bot is spam it with “I want to talk to a human”, “Forward me to an assistant” and “Let me talk to your master”.

It works in like 2/3 cases.

tslnox,

Has anyone tried “shibboleet” yet?

NewDark, in War is a business and business is good

The fact this meme implies anything resembling an equal conflict is a pretty bad framing, despite a decent overall sentiment.

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Yeah, make the Gaza monkey 50% younger, change the knife into a rock, and put the Israel one on a death star space station. That’s closer to reality.

craftyindividual,

Talking of rocks, I remember low level scraps between youths and border guards in previous years where the Palestinian boys used slings with rocks like David and Goliath. That weapon has a very long history in the region.

NewDark,

Look, they’re terror rock attacks.

The UN guy made sure to be very clear about it about a year back

Beyond parody lmao

rivermonster,

Yeah, you’d have to go back to the multiple wars where the Arab nations attacked together to destroy Israel for it to be more even, right?

Which was what initially created the refugees bc they were told by those Arab nations that after Israel and the Jews are destroyed, the Arab Palestinians would be given all of Israel.

History is so inconvenient to bullshit narratives.

catfish,

go a bit further back you chump…

NewDark,

Google the history of the Nakba.

And don’t act like “Lil bean Israel was just minding it’s own business when all the savage Arabs attacked and they just had to steal more land”. It’s ahistorical at best and fucking racist at worst.

OneWomanCreamTeam,
faintwhenfree, in War is a business and business is good

There is always someone profiting out of a war.

mkwarman, in Deconstructed food is always annoying

I don’t get it :(

Guess it’s time to rewatch FMA

Remotedeck,

In that scene he lists off all the components of a human he used in transmutation. Or, Deconstructed human, if you will

Metal_Zealot, in Oh.
@Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml avatar

Elder Scrolls 6 would like a word

helpImTrappedOnline,

It will have to wait for its turn after 32 more re-releases of Skyrim.

FarFarAway, in Extra crispy

Bottom of the air fryer…

Ghyste, (edited ) in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

c/funny is over that way. —>

Stop posting non-meme garbage.

keefshape, (edited ) in Loving this AI revolution so far

Fuck you Seagate, this doesn’t excuse your behaviour. I would like my drive RMAd please

Three months to actually initiate the rma. Got billed 3x for replacements i have yet to receive. Please dont come at me when they didn’t show up.

Gork, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

I like the duct taped dust ingress prevention system. Keeps your circuitry clean for when you need to do the chemtrails.

OpenStars, in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut
@OpenStars@kbin.social avatar

It'd be really funny if he had no idea who she was, cause she just grabbed some random stranger:-P

Gork, in fly, you fool!

I once came back with cabbage when lettuce was asked for.

I’m not the smartest person.

Hupf,
ch00f, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!
Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

That’s probably what this is a joke on

saltnotsugar, in fly, you fool!

(Me coming back with the wrong onions)

FOOL OF A TOOK!

200ok, in A nomination for Most Terminally Online Product

I want one for my dash mount so my phone doesn’t roast in the sun

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