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fosforus, (edited ) in You also found them really attractive too

Lol nope. I like them, they flirt with me, I 100% notice it, and do nothing. Now that I’m married, it’s not a bad choice, but I did the exact same thing back when I wasn’t.

I don’t know how I got married.

gnomesaiyan, in fuck it
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

cro_magnon_gilf, in God, I **hate** Mondays

Perfection. I hope the creator is alright lol

interolivary,
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honestly it feels like “being OK” and “producing art” don’t coincide all that often 😅

FartsWithAnAccent, in I won’t download your stupid app
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Don’t visit their stupid website

imasnyper, in You also found them really attractive too
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I once had a girl straight up say, “I’d do you”, to which I stumbled and mumbled out nothing much in reply. I don’t think I realized until about 5 years later I could have had sex that day :(

ivanafterall,
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She was probably just being nice.

objectionist,
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again you really can’t tell, she might be canadian and is just nice as a profession

ivanafterall,
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"Alright, let's do it!"

"Not, like, for REAL. It was a figure of speech. Jesus, creep."

anarchrist, in God, I **hate** Mondays

Did anyone else use werner herzog’s voice to read this?

interolivary,
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Well I certainly didn’t before you mentioned it, but I can now practically hear his laconic voice read me the last two panels

Nacktmull, (edited )

Funny coincidence, I did not think of Herzog at all but from the second panel I got really strong Kinski vibes :)

TransplantedSconie, in Test

Block

Nacktmull, in God, I **hate** Mondays

c/imsorryjon

interolivary, (edited )
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Oh you fucking tease, I hoped that that actually exists, but at least Beehaw’s community search gives me no results. WHY MUST YOU PLAY WITH MY HOPES AND DREAMS

Nacktmull,

Oh you fuckign tease, I hoped that that actually exists

https://i.imgflip.com/85293l.jpg

explodicle,

Is there a way to preemptively sign up for a community in case someone creates it?

FuyuhikoDate, in How to solve the current conflict™

No Gods, No Masters!

Iron_Lynx, in You also found them really attractive too

This… is surprisingly familiar…

SaltyIceteaMaker, in You also found them really attractive too

Ha jokes on you i always run away from women

jcdenton, in What about insulator though
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Now that’s funny

PolandIsAStateOfMind, in I'm going to have the coolest dustrunner ever
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Nah, in case of apocalypse we are gonna be in the the 99% of skeletons in the dust.

Which honestly would be preferable compared to the madness and misery of postapo movies.

MaxPower, (edited ) in I won’t download your stupid app

Their next claim: Use our app or it will rain all day!

/s

0x4E4F, in Always rubbing their hands together

We all know they plan on doing something sinister.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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Yup, like be nowhere to be found until I’m almost asleep then land on my nose just as my consciousness starts to drift away, jarring me wide awake.

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